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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Whoops, forgot this platform existed for a few days. Here, have a tasteful nude as consolation.

Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

To my NYC loves: I'm coming your way in just a few weeks! I'll be in town May 3-6. Drop me a line now to get on my dance card! For reference, this is how cute my butt looked last time I was there.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I have now taught my stepmom the term "competence porn" ... doing the lord's work corrupting the boomer ladies

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Someone just told me that my tiny lisp (thanks, dental crowns 😑) is cute, and it changed my perspective for the better ... I guess it is on-brand! 🤓 Pairs well with glasses.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

"Sinners Pizza," which has charmingly over-the-top Satanic branding, just opened across from a Christian coffee shop, and they've been bringing each other pizza and coffee across the street all day, it's cute af So I guess I ship them now? (The businesses, not the people ... very Chuck Tingle)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

In my mad science supervillain era (... which is always) (and yes, that is a lab coat from NIH)

Robin sits sprawled in a brown leather armchair, wearing a black latex jumpsuit, a lab coat, and patent leather heels.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

"Oh shoot, I'm covered in lint." "Lint from the kangaroos?" "No, lint from the blanket I hid under when I found out that Hank Green is bisexual." "Bisexual blanket lint." "I think all lint is pansexual." - A conversation I just had that contained mostly never-before-uttered sentences

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I think I need to regularly clarify that the "doctor" thing is not some kind of medfet bit, it's an attempt to signal that I have a PhD for those who are into nerds (and I might as well get SOME use out of having spent my 20s in a dark tunnel assailed by self-recrimination and doubt)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Last year, I started my April newsletter with an announcement that I was retiring to become a bhikkhunī (Buddhist nun), followed by "lol just kidding." The number of email responses I received saying "you scared the crap out of me" was extremely gratifying.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Best excerpt from today's Signal messages so far

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Although that's not the first time I made stupid sexual decisions as a result of learning that someone was a math nerd so maybe it's not drug-induced"

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The AI Doc is exceptionally well done. It could've erred in so many ways, and it mostly managed to navigate the Scylla and Charybdis of the subject matter while being both accessible and beautiful. And it's (further) evidence that the humanities have the potential make a tangible difference.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

I'm thinking this should be the normal quantity of banchan y/n

A platter featuring nine smaller dishes of food (Korean banchan)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I'm sorry that your pet is the second-cutest, but sometimes that's just the way the cat treat crumbles

Robin's cat, belly up in a sunbeam. The cat is mostly white with gray spots and has extra toes (i.e., is polydactyl).

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

"Having all of my sexual buttons pushed at once by a quantitative methodology podcast episode about fungible parameter estimates" was not on my bingo card for today, but here we are

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This library is so empty ... I think it may be possible this week to fulfill my lifelong dream of having sex in the stacks without getting arrested Anyway my schedule's pretty open this week so

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

I thought it was spring, but when I left the house this morning it was 35 degrees, so I'll just have to dream of reading outdoors for a few more weeks

Robin reads a book while lounging supine on a log surrounded by forest greenery. She is wearing a green bra, blue panties, and a blue robe.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

This might be my favorite sticker I've ever seen in Seattle

A photograph of an orange-and-white striped traffic barrier with a sticker of an alligator (or is it a crocodile?) with its chin in its "hands" like a 14-year-old girl at a sleepover saying, Tell me MOOOOORE."

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

What is up with LLMs' apparent compulsion to declare things "real" "XYZ is doing real work here" "The concern you raise is real" Nobody writes like that (I hope), so it's not in the corpus and must somehow have gotten trained in by RLHF???

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Me, going about my business: I am the very paragon of normality, the standard against which normal behavior should be evaluated, so sensible and sophisticated Me, accidentally hearing an audio recording of myself speaking: Now THAT is an autistic person

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

The food was attractive AND delicious--that shaggy thing that looks like the dragon from The Neverending Story is a pile of mushrooms with white kimchi, truffle cream, and parmesan--and my date said that my outfit made him think I could be an anime villain, so I'd say the evening was a success.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Proud to have taught my mom the terms "thirst trap" and "down bad" within the past 24h

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Sometimes you just need a break to admire your own abs.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I enjoy doing your laundry. Knowing you've made full use of my space, remembering our meeting as I take your towel out of the dryer the next day .... I don't aspire to be a trad-anything, but there's something so sweet and intimate about domestic acts.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Goodbye to the vast glittering plain that is Phoenix! Follow my newsletter (robinalbedo.substack.com) to find out where I'll be next. (This month's edition will be a bit delayed.)

The view from an airplane window at night, showing the plane's wing in the foreground and the flat landscape of a lighted city extending into the distance.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Why yes, I am bisexual. I am aroused by both (1) "period-typical homophobia" warning tags on fanfiction and (2) that moment in Frozen when you find out Hans is the bad guy

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you’ve been to: They Might Be Giants Dragonforce Simon & Garfunkel Open Mike Eagle Nine Inch Nails 😈 ... yeah, that's pretty much my personality

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

Interesting! When someone mentions that he's white in an inquiry, my interpretation is that he's implying *I* care about his race for some reason (e.g., that I'm racist). Which is ... not exactly endearing, either.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Hello there, Phoenix. Are you ready to indulge? I'm settled in and still have a few openings in my dance card now through Tuesday afternoon.

A nude woman with white fabric draped over her legs, holding a bunch of purple grapes to obscure her face, on a red background.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

These may not be the sexiest photos of me ever, but I think "sentimentality about humanity" and "hey guys, there's an ermine!" provide key information about my personality

In the foreground, Robin gazes at a granite slab labeled "History of Humanity" and engraved with a John Donne poem on its shortest face and with historical information on its longer sides. In the background stands a small chapel with blue doors on a mound of reddish earth, against a blue sky.

Robin points at another granite plaque engraved with images of small mammals, including a stoat and an ermine.

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Anaya | Austin, TX @anayaleidi.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

The Gifted Child ™️ to Sex Worker pool is a fascinating phenomenon to observe 🧠

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

DESERT IS HAPPENING (this is all thrilling and exotic to me, hailing from cool and forested climates)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Taking a few days to explore AZ with my friends, and then, PHX, I'm all yours 3/1-3/3. And yes, of course I brought my stockings.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Oh gosh, I forgot to include the all-important request for restaurant recommendations. What should I eat in Phoenix?

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Coincidentally, I JUST took this photo and thought, "If I'd known this is what 38 would look like, I wouldn't have been so worried about aging." (Cheek unblurred to show off my skin ... but I'm pixelizing my hair 'cause it's kind of distinctive.)

A mirror selfie of Robin in strappy black lingerie. Part of her face is in the foreground (her cheek and ear), and the reflection of the back side of her body is reflected in the mirror. In the background are a bed piled with pillows and a red box, and a shelf covered in houseplants.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

One week until my first-ever visit to Phoenix (3/1-3/3)! Any hotel recommendations? Any cool providers I should meet? (Pictured: The only other time I've passed through Arizona. You can look forward to some more photos of "Robin leaning on stuff in the desert.")

Robin leans on a vintage trailer in a southwestern environment with dry grasses and scrubby trees. She is wearing a sports bra and jeans, and she has her right hand in her hair and her left thumb through her belt loop. Her face and hair are blurred by pixelation.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

I would please like a sticker that says "I got slapped by @loreleirivers.bsky.social at the orgy" (Apparently all I needed to do was ask nicely)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Tempus fugit, y'all. You need a duo, we want a duo ... how convenient!

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Me, staring at the ceiling and trying to maintain a neutral expression during a transvaginal ultrasound: I wonder if she would think it was weird if I asked her about this lube, it's really good

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I think Kip's dad might be the best character in Heated Rivalry (I temporarily came out of my retirement-from-watching-TV for this show, and I have no regrets)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Madeline is in town starting today! I will do an actual somersault if you book us for a duo! I will even make it a naked somersault. Your own private circus of hotness.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Oh hey, my February newsletter is up! And I'm announcing a yearlong promotion for subscribers only, along with my regular monthly promo. Check it out at robinalbedo.substack.com.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Guyyyyys sorry I've been missing I have been busy doing ✨science things✨ By which I mostly mean ✨writing grants✨ But I am still seeing clients! If you miss me, you can keep up with my via my newsletter (robinalbedo.substack.com). I just posted December's (which includes some great promos).

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Robin’s newsletter | Robin Albedo | Substack

Elegant nerd in Seattle and (sometimes) Portland | robinalbedo.com. Click to read Robin’s newsletter, by Robin Albedo, a Substack publication.

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

One Christmas when I was college, I asked for (and received) a Star Trek-branded perfume called "Pon Farr." The nerdy uncle cackled when I opened it; everyone else was oblivious. (Unfortunately, it smelled like generic mom-perfume. This one sounds much better. Botanical scents FTW.)

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Guys I have erred “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I,” I thought, before asking ChatGPT what I should call it (because I couldn’t very well keep saying, “Thanks, you’re the best, ChatGPT”) ... I regret this

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I don't know how this lightswitch man made it into all the bathrooms of a federally-funded public institution, but I do know that I feel kinda kinky every time I comply with his request.

A photograph of a light switch with a weathered yellow sticker affixed to the tile wall above it. The sticker depicts an anthropomorphic cartoon light switch plate with the light switch representing the nose, and the text reads "DONE WITH ME? TURN ME OFF."

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Spotted in the Central District: Is this ... a tiny pink Power Wheels-type Cybertruck?

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Call me greedy, but I want as many opportunities to duo with @jordandomremy.bsky.social as possible, and we still have a few openings 7/26-28. Your limited mind cannot possibly simulate what awaits you ....

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Showed up for my first day on some contract work yesterday wearing sandals and all sweaty from the walk/bike, and everyone was present for a big meeting. Showed up today in a professional dress, and it's so empty that I could do a musical number in the hall and nobody would notice 😭

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Dr. Robin Albedo | SEA+PDX+FMTY @robinalbedo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Reading Ministry for the Future by Kim Stanley Robinson seems to have instilled in me a sense of paranoia/doom any time the sun is this glaring. As as probably appropriate.

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