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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think I may have found Harry Potter’s lost umbrella! If it’s yours, Harry, please get in touch and I’ll happily pop it in the post and send it back to you—no magic required!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think I may have found Harry Potter’s lost umbrella! If it’s yours, Harry, please get in touch and I’ll happily pop it in the post and send it back to you—no magic required!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Girls toys were certainly a lot different when I was a kid!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Girls toys were certainly a lot different when I was a kid!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sex always reminds me of Christmas Day morning because it happens once a year; I usually end up disappointed, and my parents videoed my first time.

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Carla Reid🇨🇦 @zeldaautumn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I finished The Canyons Of Rob Gotobed's Overactive Mind. I smiled, I laughed louder than I probably should have (startled the cat), I nodded, I think I snorted a few times.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just been to Harry Potter World based on the new book.

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Rob Gotobed Books @robgotobedbooks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This is not just comedy—this is Rob Gotobed comedy! You provide the sand, the sea and the sun — Rob will provide the summer fun & laughter! IMDb: bit.ly/4eE9yxz Books: bit.ly/4hA0B7W

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Sex always reminds me of Christmas Day morning because it happens once a year; I usually end up disappointed, and my parents videoed my first time.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just been to Harry Potter World based on the new book.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This new series of The Muppet Show is certainly more satirical.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This new series of The Muppet Show is certainly more satirical.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Today reminds me of the day I went on a safari. Somebody forgot the corkscrew, and for several days we had nothing to survive on but just food and water.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Today reminds me of the day I went on a safari. Somebody forgot the corkscrew, and for several days we had nothing to survive on but just food and water.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

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Robert H. Hurley @robhurley89.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

So far this year I've read 3 extremely funny & uplifting books. All About Me! by Mel Brooks and the Life & Mind of Andy Kaufman. And one by the British comedian Rob Gotobed, whose humour I only discovered thanks to my dentist introducing me to his work. Best trip to the dentist ever! Thanks Stephen

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

It's never illogical Captain to look absolutely fabulous!!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

My great-grandmother would have survived the sinking of the Titanic if she hadn’t spent three hours looking for a non-smoking lifeboat.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

The lost black and white classic Ingmar Bergman film, “The Seventh Muppet” has recently been restored and remastered. The film depicts the violence and the struggle of modern life through a game of chess played between a disillusioned Kermit The Frog and the figure of Death.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I saw a Trump version of the Zoltar fortune-telling machine on Paignton Pier. I asked it for some motivation, hope, and what the future holds for mankind over the next 2 ½ years. — It shut itself off!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

To me, beds are just envelopes that mail you to your dreams.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

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Richard Castlemaine @richardcastlemaine.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

If you’re looking for books that play with your perception of reality while leaving you in stitches, then these two books by Rob Gotobed are an absolute must-read. The collections of short stories are as funny as they are intellectually engaging, with humour that’s both surreal and cerebral.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

WAITER: Sir, do you have any allergies we should know about? ROB: Yes, I have an allergy to peanuts. CHARLIE BROWN: Let's go, Snoopy. It’s obvious we’re not welcome here.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

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Kristin S @krisr101.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

My head is buried in a new book by fellow BlueSky user @robgotobed.bsky.social! I just received my new book and I’m excited to laugh out loud. #booksky 💙📚

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

The worst place to be stung by bees is at a nightclub because it just looks like you're doing some very cool dance moves. Oh sure, you win the dance competition, but at what cost!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

They say that pregnant women emit a radiant "glow", which is why they make terrible snipers.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Just been reliably informed that my copy of The Beatles Abbey Road album is a fake. Can’t believe I never noticed the mistake before.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Just received the weirdest message on my computer!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Every Christmas, when I see Santa Claus for the first time, I always say, "Hi Santa, how long has it been?" And he always replies, “A year!

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Jasmine Aziz @jasmineaziz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

BlueSky has brought amazing people into my life like @robgotobed.bsky.social ! I truly loved his collection of stories & jokes in “Captain Apollo And The Casually Dressed Drone In Grandma’s Home Theatre.” With all the bad news out there, I didn’t know how much I needed this book. #BookSky

Copy of Rob Gotobed’s book, “Captain Apollo, and the casually dressed drone and grandma’s home theater”

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Remember when Queen performed 'Muppets Of The Universe', 'We Are The Muppets' and 'Tie Your Muppet Down' live on the Muppet Christmas Show? Or is that just another one of my weird dreams?

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

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Rob Gotobed Books @robgotobedbooks.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Rob Gotobed’s NEW comedy book is in the shops now!🤪🤓🥸🧐🤠 The Best Of Rob Gotobed contains all his funniest stories, stand-up routines and TV and radio sketches. Plus the all-new, never-before-seen episode of The Weird World Of Professor Burp!😊👍🤣 bit.ly/4hA0B7W

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

Jack Daniels whiskey helping rock bands see magical leprechauns since 1875!

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

People always want to know how come I am such a good skier when I’ve never actually taken any skiing lessons!?!? Well, my success is all down to this vinyl record my grandad gave me.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

The girlfriend just asked me, "What's that pile of clothes doing on the bedroom floor?" ….I said, "It's a dead Jedi!!"

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Jenna Johnson @jennajohnson115.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Wow! Here are my top book recommendations so far for 2025. Three great books, guaranteed to raise your spirits, put a smile on your face, and make you laugh out loud. One is by @hwinkler4real.bsky.social‬ and two are by @robgotobed.bsky.social I can highly recommend all three books. #reading

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Awoken last night by a commotion coming from the bathroom. When I went to investigate, I could not believe my eyes. I bet Andy from ‘Toy Story’ never had this trouble.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

My grandpa Beelzebub Gotobed is always complaining that the younger generation never shows the older generation any respect! Well, just to prove him wrong, here is my grandpa enjoying a special dish of his favourite steak and chips.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

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Rob Gotobed @robgotobed.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

If ever a picture was worth a thousand words.

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