The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat. 0162
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating. 120
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/03/2025What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know. 110
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet. 040
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma. 050
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 17/03/2025You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on. 041
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 10/03/2025"This will push me and other people like me out!" Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done. I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours... 021
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses? 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush. 030
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen. 120
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat. 020
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?" Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days! 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards. 031
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Narrator: "They were a fucking line item." Nom nom nom 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025"I thought you were for us regular people." I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces. 100
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen? 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted. 110
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I'll get to these faces Sooner or later. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers??? Is face trafficking a thing? 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I'll be stopping by the open house. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025You voted three times for me to eat your face. I'm getting there as fast as I can, lady! I'm pretty booked up these days, but I'm coming! 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Thanks to idiots like this, I will never need SNAP. Which is good, since it won't exist. 120
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Lady, you voted for both this and for the privilege of having me snack on your face. Nom nom nom 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025No, you're a bad person for being an idiot, but look on the bright side - you're keeping we leopards well-fed. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025"I love Trump but now we're way understaffed!" Well, I love faces, and I'll be snacking in your neighborhood soon. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I have a slight preference for eating this dude's face. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Glorious Leader has taken the food out of a lot of people's mouths, but damn he's keeping me well fed. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Ken, I have an available appointment a week from Thursday at 10:30 AM. Will that work for you? 100
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Oklahoma voted for Trump at 66%, so that works out to about 400 faces. (I'm not bad at math for a leopard.) 012
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I wonder if West Virginia faces taste vaguely of coal dust? Fun fact though: for all the catering to coal miners in every election, there are more Target employees than coal miners in the US. 040
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Flooded faces in West Virginia = soup? 030
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Fun fact: the taste of the faces of the disabled is indistinguishable from the taste of other faces. 010
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025FAFO, IRS. I'll be visiting you soon. Nom nom nom 011
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025He's starting to figure it out - but not in time to keep me from eating his face. 020
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025"He was NOT a DEI hire." - Dude, all your faces taste the same. Buckle up. 161
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I could live for years just eating the 66% of faces that voted for this in GA-7. 020
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Eating their faces at this point would be doing them a favor. They're too stupid to survive in the wild anyway. 011
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Mr. Infrastructure Engineer, please report to me immediately for de-facing. 030
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 18/02/2025NGL, red states faces are extra zesty. 011
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I didn't think I'd be eating unionized faces, but these are unprecedented times. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I can use the blue tarps to guide me to the available faces, probably for several years. 000
The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I need to send the First Felon a thank-you note for supplying me with all these faces to eat. 010
