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The Great Face-Eating Leopard

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NOM NOM NOM The FO that comes after the FA.

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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 12/06/2026
This is not a news segment, but a good clip from and by Australia.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I find this very handy in identifying faces to eat.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
"Fellow Floridian!" Looks like I won't have as much competition from the wolves down there when it comes to face eating.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What is Venezuelan cuisine like? I will let you know.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Dude can't even stop the war between me and my waistline.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
This dude won't need his face, because it's pretty obvious he won't ever be seeing his wife again, anyway. www.newsweek.com/trump-voter-...
newsweek.com
Trump voter asks for donations for wife's bond after she's detained by ICE
Bradley Bartell's wife is being held after U.S. agents arrested her as they traveled home from their honeymoon.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
She'd be better off asking me for help. At least it would be short and sweet.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Those bootstraps aren't going to make that three-hour drive any shorter. Maybe I'll prowl that route and offer to give people a lift.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
The only person you're going to be getting a call from is yours truly, Thelma.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
You're barely eating? Babe, I'm turning into a lardass with all the faces I'm chowing down on.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Fun fact: Stupid faces taste the same as regular faces. “I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Trump supporter wrongly detained by Ice questions his support for president
Jensy Machado, a naturalized US citizen from Virginia, believes US immigration agency profiles Hispanic people
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
"This will push me and other people like me out!" Newsflash, dude: You were never in. They just needed you to vote the right way. Your usefulness is done. I, however, have a use for that tasty face of yours...
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Three-time Trump voters have especially tender faces. It must be the years of stupidity. www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
reuters.com
DOGE job cuts shake Trump-voting West Virginia town
Jennifer Piggott proudly hung a red-and-blue Trump campaign flag outside her one-story home during the November election race. Now, after she was abruptly fired from her civil service job, her days of supporting the president are over.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Manassas... makes me wonder how this dude's face would go with molasses?
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Camouflaging yourself among faces that aren't getting eaten is a clever move.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Look on the bright side, buddy - nobody's buying a car from a man with no face anyway. Nom nom nom
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Not sure this really counts as voting for the Party, but we all know a good ketamine-laced face would be a real rush.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Darn it, I was looking forward to using that gold Century 21 jacket as a napkin.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"Roll" is what I am gonna have to do after eating all these Trump-voters faces.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
This may be the tastiest-looking face I have ever seen.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I feel bad for this dude, so I will contribute $0.25 in return for his face, which I will then eat.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I swear these people are so oblivious that I'm not even sure they would notice me eating their faces.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lost your Federal contract??? What are you, some kind of socialist? Shouldn't you be getting your business from the "free market?" Look at me, I don't have any government contracts, but I'm cleaning up these days!
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
To be fair, he's on the side of both billionaires AND leopards.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Narrator: "They were a fucking line item." Nom nom nom
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"I thought you were for us regular people." I swear I'm doing these idiots a favor by eating their faces.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Babe, you voted three times to get your face eaten. What did you think would happen?
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Would I get the Nobel Peace Prize if I ate this dude's face? I think it would be warranted.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If we had better public transit, I would ride the rails to go eat their faces. www.nj.com/politics/202...
nj.com
Trump supporters who got fired by DOGE: ‘This is just going completely off the rails’
Musk has headed a slash-and-burn effort across the federal government.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I can understand their buyers' remorse, but I'm eating better than ever. archive.ph/qK9d6
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'll get to these faces Sooner or later.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Honestly I'm not sure eating Kari Lake's face would be good for my health, but I'll take one for the team. www.politicalflare.com/2025/02/kari...
politicalflare.com
Kari Lake Begs to Keep Her Trump Administration Job After Elon Musk Threatens to Shut it Down
Kari Lake, a staunch supporter of the MAGA movement, recently secured a position in the Trump administration as the head of Voice of America (VOA). However, her tenure is threatened before it even beg...
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Why would a sex trafficker side with sex traffickers??? Is face trafficking a thing?
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'll be stopping by the open house.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
You voted three times for me to eat your face. I'm getting there as fast as I can, lady! I'm pretty booked up these days, but I'm coming!
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Thanks to idiots like this, I will never need SNAP. Which is good, since it won't exist.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Lady, you voted for both this and for the privilege of having me snack on your face. Nom nom nom
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
No, you're a bad person for being an idiot, but look on the bright side - you're keeping we leopards well-fed.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
"I love Trump but now we're way understaffed!" Well, I love faces, and I'll be snacking in your neighborhood soon.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I have a slight preference for eating this dude's face.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Will eating this face make me stupid as well? archive.is/2025.02.27-1...
archive.is
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I did Nazi that coming.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Glorious Leader has taken the food out of a lot of people's mouths, but damn he's keeping me well fed.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Ken, I have an available appointment a week from Thursday at 10:30 AM. Will that work for you?
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Oklahoma voted for Trump at 66%, so that works out to about 400 faces. (I'm not bad at math for a leopard.)
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I wonder if West Virginia faces taste vaguely of coal dust? Fun fact though: for all the catering to coal miners in every election, there are more Target employees than coal miners in the US.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Flooded faces in West Virginia = soup?
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fun fact: the taste of the faces of the disabled is indistinguishable from the taste of other faces.
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
FAFO, IRS. I'll be visiting you soon. Nom nom nom
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The Great Face-Eating Leopard @robespierrex.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
He's starting to figure it out - but not in time to keep me from eating his face.
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