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Robert Rose

@robertrose.me
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Storyteller. Builder of marketing strategies. Jedi-level procrastinator. I'm not cynical about dessert.

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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 18/04/2025
Gotta say I'm surprised that he hasn't declared Good Friday a failed Biden holiday and rebranded it Great Friday. Some say it's the best Friday. Maybe the greatest.
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 11/04/2025
The current state of US Trade Policy as brought to life from the scene in Breakfast Club when Bender gets detention from Vice Principal Vernon
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 12/03/2025
So next up - we'll have Marco Rubio in the East Room on the new ShamWow stage....
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Anderson Cooper reacts to Trump touting Tesla alongside Elon Musk at White House | CNN Politics
On the south lawn of the White House, President Donald Trump held a combination press conference and live Tesla ad, accompanied by the company’s CEO Elon Musk – all in front of a line of shiny Tesla v...
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 28/02/2025
Been putting OpenAI’s new ChatGPT-4.5 through some of its paces today, side by side with my custom GPT in 4.0. And so far? Meh. The writing isn’t better - just.....Thesaurus-ier. In. It’s like they cranked down the Flesch-Kincaid score and called it an upgrade.
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 12/02/2025
I mean really @nytimes.com? Really? Not only is the adverb a tell.. but are you really the only one on the planet who didn’t expect this… The shocked Pikachu image would have been a better image for this headline.
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 19/01/2025
The TikTok shutdown is your sign that the whole thing is political theater. TikTok is playing along, ‘shutting off’ so the Orange Knight can swoop in, dramatically wave an executive order, and ‘save’ the app. It’s not a rescue; it’s a curtain call.
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 05/01/2025
This is a must watch for marketers. "Speed is the structuring value of the 20th century. Are we going to [continue to] be so obsessed with speed and immediate satisfaction? Maybe there is another form of relation to the world which is linked to patience, to taking the time of making things right."
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Hermès and the success of the coveted Birkin bag | 60 Minutes
YouTube video by 60 Minutes
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 18/12/2024
At the risk of sounding like an old man yelling at clouds… I find the whole ChatGPT Santa thing to be more creepy than cute…
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 10/12/2024
Something I found myself saying today in a client meeting about the state of B2B marketing in 2024… we’ve spent the last ten years mindlessly following the “move fast and break things” mantra - and now we wonder why we spend all our waking hours fixing things that are broken…
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 01/12/2024
Watching Sherwood Season 2 there may have been murder, in a town where everyone’s got secrets tied to ancient grievances no one fully explains. Every clue leads to more subplots, and it’s gonna end with shouting about things that might matter but were introduced in Season 1. Aaand credits.
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 29/11/2024
There used to be this trope that sending marketing emails “on X day” or at “X time” was optimal. It was all bullshit of course. But after looking at my inbox this morning - I think it’s safe to say that there’s a worst day for sending email. #BlackFridayNoise
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Robert Rose @robertrose.me · 16/11/2024
Ah yes, a fresh new platform. Time to start over and pretend like I haven’t already been doomscrolling for the past decade. #NewPlatformSameAddiction
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