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robert p. baird

@robertpbaird.com
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Thinking is, or ought to be, a coolness and a calmness; and our poor hearts throb, and our poor brains beat too much for that. || I'm on a Bsky hiatus, but THE NIMBUS, my debut novel, is now available in hardcover, ebook, and audiobook. || robertpbaird.com

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 28/09/2026
Of course, one should bear in mind that correlation does not equal castration.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 23/09/2026
I'm sorry, I know this is very serious and indicative of all kinds of other horrors, but this quote is hilarious. "I am the code," the degraded great-grandchild of "L'État, c'est moi," feels like the purest quintessence of his pusillanimous authoritarianism.
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MSVH @matthunte.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a beautiful tribute to Annie Dillard by Bobby Baird.
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Justin Vogt @jvogt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
From @robertpbaird.com's appreciation of his friend and mentor Annie Dillard. www.newyorker.com/culture/post...
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 22/09/2026
“It is simple enough, and true enough, to say that Annie was unlike anyone I’d ever met, then or since.” Robert Baird remembers Annie Dillard, who died last week, at 81. www.newyorker.com/culture/post...
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Annie Dillard’s Subject Was the Whole World
“It is simple enough, and true enough, to say that Annie was unlike anyone I’d ever met, then or since.” Robert Baird remembers Annie Dillard, who died last week, at 81.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 22/09/2026
Supremely grateful to @newyorker.com for the opportunity to write about my friendship with Annie Dillard. www.newyorker.com/culture/post...
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Annie Dillard’s Subject Was the Whole World
“It is simple enough, and true enough, to say that Annie was unlike anyone I’d ever met, then or since.” Robert Baird remembers Annie Dillard, who died last week, at 81.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 22/09/2026
Watching this reminds me of the year I lived in Kampala in 2010-11. The city, appropriately, was obsessed with potholes. They were awful, enormous. Caused traffic jams, accidents, etc. Though ZM was gone by then, his family was not, and I can’t help wondering if there might be a connection.
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My favourite is that "average" comes from an Arabic word meaning "lost goods", and had been used by sailors to describe the practice of fairly sharing storm losses for ages before mathematicians thought that's a useful calculation
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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 16/09/2026
I really don't know what to say, which is probably good because this isn't the place and anyway she hated the usual pieties. Friendship with her was hardly uncomplicated, but right now all I can think of are the wonders she worked on the page and her astonishing generosity off it. RIP, Annie.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 15/09/2026
"…there is something larger at stake here for the left. The failure to think clearly about the pacing proposal is downstream of the failure to think clearly about AI as a whole." — @bentarnoff.com, singing a welcome song bentarnoff.substack.com/p/on-the-pac...
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 15/09/2026
There’s been some agitation recently, esp. among people just tuning into the AI safety discussion, about the preponderance of EA/LessWrong types in AI research, and what that means for the safety and ethics proposals on offer.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 15/09/2026
The March of the Ten Thousand where "im not owned! im not owned!!" takes the place of "thalatta! thalatta!"
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 15/09/2026
Bluesky's reckoning with AI is shaping up to be as tortuous and torturous as its belated concession that it was a meaningful infirmity, and not a media conspiracy, that pushed Biden out of the 2024 election. Granted that I was tardy on the former point as well, it's still something to behold.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 14/09/2026
Man do I feel this. Part of the problem is that good autofiction makes itself look easy, in a way good maximalist fiction does not. Also, though, I blame the dumb hype that made autofiction out to be something new, even radical, instead of a marketing term for what (some) fiction has always done.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 13/09/2026
But this isn't what's happening? Amodei et al argue: we're building bridges too fast w/o understanding how they work or how to prevent further collapses. Meanwhile, critics say: you're overhyping the dangers of collapsing bridges as a form of marketing, distraction, and/or anticompetitive collusion.
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Steve Baird @stevenkbaird.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The reasoning in this thread about AI strikes me as impeccable. His novel is really good too. (And no, we’re not related, although I have to admit he has a very fine name.)
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 13/09/2026
A shorter way to say what I'm saying below: I think AI is new in important material and conceptual ways. One consequence of that view is that I'm suspicious of claims that present it as something pre-cooked for comprehension, as though it needn't bother to exist for us to understand it.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 13/09/2026
When you’re young, it’s very easy to tell yourself that stuff you’re seeing in the world is new and unprecedented. It is to you, after all, and moreover what’s new and unprecedented carries a powerful emotional charge.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 12/09/2026
Chicago friends! I’ll be talking to Kathleen Rooney and Ann McGlinn today at 11 for the Printers Row Lit Fest. (On the second floor of Grace Place at 637 S. Dearborn.) If you’re at the festival, please stop by!
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 11/09/2026
Everyone (me included) is still trying to get a grip on the best way to think about what AI is and does. And I don’t want to dismiss the usefulness of analogies and as-if thinking. But it really helps a lot to remember that every llm is at root a computer program that generates outputs from inputs.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 11/09/2026
Twenty-five years ago I’d just moved to Chicago to start grad school. It was my first or second night in my new apartment. I was still sleeping on a blow-up mattress. Woke up to a panicked phone call from my mom in California, who told me what happened & was terrified that Chicago was next in line.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyway you should read Steve Kandell’s beautiful piece www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stev...
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The Worst Day Of My Life Is Now New York’s Hottest Tourist Attraction
Nearly 13 years after my sister’s death, a reluctant Sunday visit to the 9/11 Memorial Museum, where public spectacle and private grief have a permanent home together.
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Levi Stahl @levistahl.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is some wonderful seriousness to the business of living, and one is not exempted by being a poet. —John Cheever, journal
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 09/09/2026
There’s a genuine credibility problem here, though: by holding the stochastic-parrots line so long, the left has trapped itself in a version of the old joke about small portions: AI is a scam, and plus it’s too powerful! No believes the left actually supports responsible AI development.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 09/09/2026
I endorse every word of this except "becomes"—we were born in that muddle!
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Kirkdale Bookshop @kirkdalebooks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Only connectome
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 04/09/2026
His eyes are staring…his wings are spread. This is how one pictures the angel of history. His face is turned toward the past. Where we perceive a chain of events, he sees one single catastrophe which keeps piling wreckage and hurls it in front of his feet.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 25/08/2026
RIP, Dolly. One of the greats of our (or any) time.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 17/08/2026
Pretty wild to watch people freak out about Anthropic’s text watermarking. One of the purest “hit dogs will holler“ moments I’ve seen in a while: daringfireball.net/2026/08/anth...
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Anthropic’s ‘Watermark’ Text Adulteration in Claude Is a Perversion of Writing
It’s unacceptable for a tool to sacrifice an iota of clarity, coherence, meaning, quality, etc. for the purpose of embedding hidden clues within the text to suggest its provenance. The idea that anyth...
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 17/08/2026
"it is worth formulating a principle of not being a fucking mark"
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 14/08/2026
It‘s a lot more fun to read the coverline as a caption, and to imagine EW taking a break from her rambles to watch the movie in her motorhome on a bright summer day. She’s just inside the open door, shouting at her laptop screen loud enough for her trailer park-mates to wonder if all’s ok.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 12/08/2026
Happy eclipse day to all who celebrate! If you're like me and can't find your way to totality today, here's the next best thing: home.ubalt.edu/ntygfit/ai_0...
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gb19s title
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 10/08/2026
The retconning of Woke 1 is really depressing. I don‘t care how much Tema Okun and “White Fragility” and Pelosi in kente cloth annoyed and embarrassed you. It was the closest this country has come in my ~half-century on earth to reckoning honestly with the racism that founded and still sustains it.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
But they will be
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 02/08/2026
Took me way too long to realize that the pied-a-terre tax is actually a “you should be paying NYC income tax” tax.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 31/07/2026
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 29/07/2026
I get that half of NY media loves this guy because they went to school/parties together, but it's incredible to see the Times ignore the fact that the MI's only meaningful policy success of the past decade is sponsoring C. Rufo's campaign to make racism great again. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/n...
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Can This Man Stop the Mamdani Agenda?
Reihan Salam loves New York. He loves the free market. And he’s very worried.
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stcaF Tenet Facts @tenet-facts.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i think he referenced it directly in an interview
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 29/07/2026
Last bit of Odyssey-discoursin': is there any chance Nolan didn't have this scene somewhere in mind when deciding where he wanted his wooden horse to be found? The location and orientation seem too similar to be an accident.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 29/07/2026
Nolan's more forgiving of Odysseus than Vergil was, but I don't think it's controversial in the slightest to say that his read on the Trojan War shares more with the Aeneid than it does with the Odyssey.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 29/07/2026
I‘m not saying it’s going to happen. But the next Nolan script might be worth a careful scan...
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 28/07/2026
Never miss a news peg: www.nybooks.com/articles/202...
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God of the Gaps | Robert P. Baird
Ross Douthat’s usual contrarian approach, in his recent book Believe, leads to a curiously impotent, watered-down account of religious experience.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 28/07/2026
Another possibility: recognize that Rosenbaum is a charlatan who was using AI for much more than he originally claimed, who didn’t bother learning what one can reasonably expect from AI, and who wasn’t doing anywhere near the kind of vetting and verification that published work demands.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 28/07/2026
I‘ll be honest that I don’t know how Mamdani is going to make his 30% discount at city grocery stores work economically. But it’s really telling how many people are out there announcing that the stores can’t possibly work b/c they personally would buy all the goods and flip them for a quick profit.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 26/07/2026
A Sunday-morning doodle about Einstein, Saussure, and the scientific prospects of state-of-the-art AI: robertpbaird.com/rm/free-crea.... (If you hate any writing about AI that doesn't loudly and repeatedly abominate AI and all its works, let me spare you the time and say: this is not for you.)
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Free Creations of the Human Mind — Robert P. Baird
Novelist, journalist, and editor.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 26/07/2026
The Odysseus Ultimatum
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 12/07/2026
Ruin an institute by removing one letter.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 05/07/2026
Plus here's a little sidecar about how the past year has changed my mind about A.I.: I'm now convinced that it's neither a hoax nor a passing fad, but to my mind that makes it more difficult to manage, not less. robertpbaird.com/rm/i-was-wro...
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I Was Wrong about A.I. — Robert P. Baird
Novelist, journalist, and editor.
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robert p. baird @robertpbaird.com · 05/07/2026
New piece! On Iason Gabriel, an ethicist and philosopher at Google DeepMind, for the Guardian Long Read: www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte....
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‘There’s this deep mystery of what, actually, is this thing?’: the philosopher inside Google DeepMind AI
The long read: Since 2017, Iason Gabriel has worked at the tech giant, trying to anticipate – and think through – the impact of AI. But as commercial and geopolitical pressures escalate, can ethicists...
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