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Robert Leponge

@robertleponge.bsky.social
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Old fat sweary bloke Love a mojito(s) Uninfluencer Love my chester draws Former dental model (pre treatment shot) Cheese🤮🤮 Live between France and Spain International worst seller Never shortlisted, no awards

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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 8h
Her first sentence is everything. #NaviPillay #NobelPeacePrize
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 11h
Photos will be forthcoming. Thanks for the input.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 11h
You don't work with me.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 11h
If I was married, I would assume you were my wife. I'm utterly hopeless, yet still believe I can do these things.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 11h
I'm a bloke, therefore can only see primary colours, and my shorts ALWAYS go with whatever t shirt I pull out that morning. However, I have a decoration question. Have bedside cabinets with hideous handles. Would these, varnished, be a good replacement?
6 champagne corks view from the side6 champagne corks view from above
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 13h
Navi Pillay, a South African woman of Indian heritage wins the Nobel Peace Prize. An absolute force of nature, she is everything the Orange Sex Pest loves, and I, for one, can't wait to hear him congratulating her for her sterling work through the years. #Nobel #NaviPillay
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
English geek here, but the original phrase doesn't mean what you think it does. Although I agree fundamentally with your second sentence.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't "like" this post. Pah, awful news.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#Maricarmen Escandaloso! Pobrecita.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
El Pimpi. Best bar in town.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was in Aldershot, as a squaddie, on duty. Heard the wind, heard an office window smash, wrote it in the occurance book. Realised in the morning, on the news, a smashed window was nothing.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember Michael Fish saying the same.....
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My favourite city in the world. My favourite bar and favourite restaurant are there. Lived there a couple of years, I could see the square trees from my kitchen window. Enjoy.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You heading Sevilla way?
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dame Esther Rantzen leaves us. I thought her campaign in her last years was full of merit and done respectfully. However, its her scene with Sir Nicholas Winton that will always leave me with a tear.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🤣🤣 was trying to work out who Andy was.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A visit to the oldest alms house in the country, apparently. Wonderful old place, St Cross Hospital near Winchester. Well worth a visit, beautiful garden, and don't forget to ask for your "dole," if you go.
Church building with blue skies Long row of small cottagesVery old building with small castellated towerReally old columbard style building
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sad times, Mary. They create such a hole when they leave us.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A few miles away, in a place called (I think) St Cross Hospital, the oldest working alms house in the country, they have the same tiles. Maybe an early BOGOF?
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How's the weather? Absolutely honking down in Sevilla.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You still in Granada?
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looks good though, even with your dislike of the art.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's something that I pay for, yet it leaves me richer.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love Granada. The whispering vault in the Alhambra is quite a thing.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Exactly that. How's the house coming on?
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This job is 12 hour shifts, but quite a bit of time off in between. I'll be whinging soon enough when I only get my weekends 🤣🤣.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Madly, I could stop working today if I chose. But I tried retirement, and I wasn't ready. I'm actually changing jobs (same company) in a couple of weeks, regular office hours.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure that far up but it's just starting to get light here.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2ndly, on Tuesday I spent the afternoon with one of my granddaughters, which was great. But mainly people (kids, grandkids, friends) are busy during the week.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Firstly, you're up far too early on a Saturday.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahhh, the week is done, the weekend approacheth. What shall I do? I ask myself. I know, I'll have a shower, prepare some food and go to work for 12 hours. Huzzah.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just come across that Esther Rantzen clip with Sir Nicholas Winton, again. As always, it reduced me to floods of tears. It's even more poignant now, with what is happening in the Middle East. What a remarkable man Sir Nicholas was.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ....... September:
Christmas chocolates in a shop.
IN SEPTEMBER
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
#Mondaynightfootball Tuned in for a sports programme, somehow ended up to a Maynard Keanes lecture
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
No, I'm a grown up now, eating without supervision. Just shovelled some of then into my craw.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm proper old. I've just eaten a pomegranate for the first time. Utter nonsense of a fruit. That is all.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nice French doors, though.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gracias, arcón es mi palabra del día. No lo sabia.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Up to my ears in dust, dirt and bits of broken stuff. Can't find anything, neighbours getting a most unseemly view as I've not managed to get curtains up yet. All good, usual house move.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well huzzah and hurrah.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Is this good or bad?
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Cadiz. Fly to Jerez, hop on a very short train ride. Great city, great food, great nightlife.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Had giraffe neck and wobbly head till about 7 am. Then not too bad, just woke up after a few hours sleep. Same again tonight, but hopefully I'll be less tired at the start.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
35 minutes into a 12 hour night shift and already my eyes are closing. Going to be a long one.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hey Fizz, my deepest sympathies.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The thing about this is, I don't believe there is a single justified quote from said teacher to corroborate this. The orange sex pest is amongst the most odious creatures to have walked this planet, but if shade is to be thrown (and it should), let it be proven.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Judging by the evidence of my eyes, I may be the only person in Amsterdam who comes into a coffee shop for a coffee.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Haha, noooo. It's the one vice I've never had. It's a coffee shop about 50 yards from the hotel. I had a coffee, specifically asking for just a coffee with nothing else. Place had a funny smell though.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I suspect if I spent 25€ on weed I wouldn't be able to see said free drink.
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Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🤭🤭🤭
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