Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 12hI'm a bloke, therefore can only see primary colours, and my shorts ALWAYS go with whatever t shirt I pull out that morning. However, I have a decoration question. Have bedside cabinets with hideous handles. Would these, varnished, be a good replacement? 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A visit to the oldest alms house in the country, apparently. Wonderful old place, St Cross Hospital near Winchester. Well worth a visit, beautiful garden, and don't forget to ask for your "dole," if you go. 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ladies and gentlemen, I give you ....... September: 020
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I suspect if I spent 25€ on weed I wouldn't be able to see said free drink. 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Yesterday, had never ventured so far from home. Bit too windy once in open waters though, so came back. 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Beers in the South Bank food market in the sun with the granddaughter. Whats not to love? 030
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A trip down memory lane yesterday. I went to this skool when I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. I'm now north of 60 and it's the 1st time I've been back. Also saw the house I used to live in. Terrible times, to be honest, with a psychopath for a mother, but nice to see the area again, changed a lot mind 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The moon's a balloon. (With apologies to David Niven). 010
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 28/05/2026It's amazing how you don't think you have stuff, until you've spent 3 hours playing grown up Jenga whilst refusing to admit defeat. 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Dublin, you were, as usual, too full, too expensive, too wet and cold, and, of course, I'll be back. 010
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Belgium, various places. Mostly lovely, although over tourism is certainly going to be an issue, if it isn't already.. 031
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 03/04/2026One of the most beautiful things I've ever seen 010
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I suggest they don't send their cars to Kent. Not a chance they'll survive. 010
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I just LOVE the Viz. For most non Brits this isn't comprehensible. #amwriting 150
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Viiiii, faut tjrs acheter votre pain d'un boulanger. Mon cul. Boule coupé, sauf 3 tranches, entièrement comme celle-ci. 140
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 01/01/2026No better way to start the year. Fresh gâche. 030
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I don't remember the last time I had a white Christmas. Seasons greetings to you all. 240
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So, I'm not an opera fan. Never been my thing. Tonight was spent at the Royal Opera House, watching a performance of #Turandot. I've just got home, feeling slightly underwhelmed. The building is beautiful, saw dresses more expensive than my house, but .... I didn't feel it. Was just a bit meh 130
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 18/12/2025I'm neither religious nor a fan of Christmas, but carol singers, in public, just lift my spirits. Well done to those hardy souls in Charring Cross Station in London this evening. Beautiful, and cheered this miserable old bastard. 040
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It's an 8 minute walk from my front door to the train station. Opening my front door, the heavens opened. It rained, no, it honked it down, for 7 minutes, 45 seconds. Then stopped. Behold my sodden troosers. 120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 17/11/2025This will be only tweet about the C word until next month, but I got sent this, as I do every year, and laughed, as I do every year. Carpe diem, and all that, I'll post it now, before I forget. 130
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025So, old, fat, toothless and staggeringly still single, I find myself the owner of this 26ft Colvic. Remarkable. 371
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Quick trip to Berlin, 1st time here, enjoying it. 060
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Self congratulatory post: Pic 1, crystal on watch when purchased Pic 2, watch with new crystal REPLACED BY ME 1st one I've done, very proud of myself. Applause happily received. 3120
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Morning run done, saw this beauty on the warm down. 0140
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Whilst I accept that currently La Seine is full of corpses, what French rivers arent full of, is human shit. That's what greed does I guess. 050
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 10/08/2025I'm at an airport. Therefore beer. I don't make the rules 1140
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I just went to post a letter (remember that?) and saw this. 040
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Rosny sous Bois last Sunday. Why am I so far? Why? 110
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I'm neither French nor religious but seeing this burning affected me deeply. Seeing it now, all new, was an emotional moment. 190
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Happiness is ..... Mid-week beers with my daughter in London. 180
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Bom día do Porto. Asked for some hot sauce, was given 2 traditional sauces, and this, "if you want to experiment." 140
Robert Leponge @robertleponge.bsky.social · 31/05/2025My 1st time here, really enjoying it. Big enough to explore, small enough that everything is close enough. Good weather, brilliant street art all over the place. Good food, cheap beer, what's not to love? 110