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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 22h
Will admit I did not expect the part of the show where the main act rides a giant set of disco mirrored balls
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
where is he getting all this farming equipment, is the question
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i guess i am buying this
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there is sexy, and then there is Linda Fiorentino in “After Hours.”
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eventually it just becomes this
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I believe google has made an error with one actor here.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
uhhh
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
His words:
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don’t… like this
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
yall
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ants can sense when a member of the colony is infected with the cordyceps fungus - the "zombie ant" mushroom. they do not attempt to reform the ant. they designate a few ants to carry the infected one far away to die. that, but for fascism.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A Potential Solution to the Gen-X Political Problem: A Metaphor
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
never did a live news segment before. i guess that's one thing to cross off the ol bucket list. now on to forcing otters to play in my christmas jug band
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
if I were a brand new from the bootstraps superhero I would obviously just wear a simple dark motorcycle helmet to conceal my identity, a la
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hmm
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
lol
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I still get warning notices from Instagram because this post references suicide
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Highlands are also astonishingly huge. They are Really Big Mountains, and they are full of waterfalls. When you're out toward Skye, basically every direction you look you gotta take a picture. Also - tons of rainbows. Here's some dogshit pics I took while we were driving. Look at this.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
hey! that’s today!!
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No sign of the poltergeist - yet
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I am going to sit under this willow in this walled garden and read
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
uhh
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
me seeing the thing in the sky I see every fucking night, but in Scotland
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
extremely weird thing: the moon rises very fast in Scotland. so much so that I thought I was seeing a fire on the horizon - but no, it was the moon. within about 2-3 minutes it was clear of the horizon
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Read the last paragraph especially.
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
just crushing iron in front of this folksy old timey brewery art
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
welp, they closed the fitness center at this fancy hotel and moved it into what appears to be a… yeah this is a bar. it used to be a bar. new adventures in shitty hotel fitness centers
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Got sent this by @beijingpalmer.bsky.social and it really is an excellent piece of SFF - that fun nonfiction-feeling genre of witnessing the uncanny on a cataclysmic scale and attempting to make sense of it: jewishcurrents.org/the-event My favorite bit:
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Found it
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
there is absolutely no reason at all why I’m disinclined to be sympathetic to your explanations for why you didn’t vote for the climate change guy in 2000. no reason at all
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
lolll
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
like, for example
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a lot of the macho maga candidates of the moment look exactly like eric dane as the closeted queer smalltown bigshot businessman from euphoria
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
damn
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
yeah he's got Metaxes on his goddamn bookshelf. goddamn it, dad
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
youtube ads i get while idly managing my email: goober-ass cotton blanket company, horny fuckpillows
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
downy woodpecker!
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
aubade is also a good one
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
yeah this is Best Breakfast
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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
like what the hell.
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