robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 1hMy first car was a 71 Fiat 128. Clutch cable (non hydraulic) snapped but I rigged a coat hanger/rope fix that got me 12 miles back home. That car taught me a lot about cob jobs. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Eat bite fuck suck Gobble nibble chew Nipple bosom hairpie Finger fuck screw Sheep pussy camel crap Pig lion shit 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He already has the FIFA peace prize, so a Nobel would be another feather in his bird’s nest of a hat. 110
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I would like to be awakened even if I'm dead. Just for one last pleasure. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Doesn't matter. He's not going to listen to reason this time, either. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Not to worry, though, it has been through the laundry so it’s clean. 110
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My 1971 Fiat 128 had both pull choke and throttle. AAA declined a second year of membership due to the number of jump start calls during the winter of 76-77 in Buffalo. The dipstick oil heater was useless. 030
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe not- the cat has been using it. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Disco Tex and the Sexolettes will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 000
Reposted by @robertirving.bsky.socialPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15333976216128
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Walking away from the rip, National Guard troops apprehend you, thinking you are concealing a piece of the Reflecting Pool liner. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Primarily because it is left over from last year, and the year before that, and the year before that... 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Don’t threaten me with a good time. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 25/08/2026“I know more than national intelligence” - DJT, probably. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Because Olestra couldn’t deliver on that promise? 000
Reposted by @robertirving.bsky.socialWhite Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 14/08/2026"If you aren't building your own bank robbing robot, you're going to be left behind in the new economy." 960821487
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 14/08/2026How to win friends and support from service members past and present. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Now do the Trump failsons and Jared. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Tossup: waking up in the ambulance with a broken collarbone or herniated disc L4-L5. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 07/08/2026At least seven golf scorecard pencils. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I remember when it was every seat on the plane. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Patience is a virtue, but I don’t have the time” -David Byrne 020
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 31/07/2026 Have we already run out of ‘Florida Man” stories and now it will be ‘Florida Llama’ stories? I didn’t think it would ever be possible to run out of Florida Man stories, but here we are. 130
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 29/07/2026You can comfort yourself with the realization that you are no longer paying for storage, if that helps. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Time for some road work involving lane closures on the Canadian side of the Ambassador. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The finger Lakes of NY have five Ford class carrier groups. 060
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The Jews may have invented guilt, but the Catholics perfected it, and Irish Catholics turned it into art. 020
Reposted by @robertirving.bsky.socialRobo Justin @justinmatic5000.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One of these things is generally decried as a devastating and tragic blight on the national landscape, the other one is a forest fire. 144
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Still at least twice what it is actually worth. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My man looks like his butt plug made a clanking sound when it slipped out and hit the floor. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 16/07/2026We tried that with our 16lb. behemoth for a trip to the vet. Did not make it out of the house before the corrugated Kit Kat Karrier was a pile of shredded pieces. Apparently this trick only works for tiny kittens. 100
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Just you wait until the locusts and frogs arrive. Good times. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Sorry, I thought I mailed it in two weeks. 020
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Keine Überraschung wenn man rechnet mit, Autoren diese Statistik. 010
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 13/07/2026it can only good happen* *to make benefit for Dear Leader and family 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 06/07/2026And they are not wearing gas masks? 110
Reposted by @robertirving.bsky.socialSummer Brennan @summerbrennan.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I ran an absolutely 100% human, zero AI-involvement at any stage passage of my writing through an "AI detector," curious if it could really tell human from AI work, and it said my own writing was "84% AI written" then asked I wanted to pay to have it "humanized." So there's that to keep in mind. 10654031526
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Pro tip: Any food consumed while standing has zero calories. 000
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My brother (may he RIP) had a job delivering for Frito Lay, and somehow a case of Doritos would fall off the truck and reappear on his doorstep as a case of beer. The Lord does indeed work in mysterious ways. 121
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My father was an OB/GYN doctor (1947-1986) during the baby boom and beyond. Puffed on unfiltered Pall Mall until a carotid endartectomy in 1965, delivered somewhere close to 9000 humans into this tearful vale. He told me besides the forceps, it was routine to administer an amnesiac to the mother. 021
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You have Lynyrd your last Skynyrd. 110
robertirving.bsky.social @robertirving.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Customs at the Peace Bridge, protecting the important citrus crop in WNY. 010
