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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's because Voyager software was written by guys who probably owned 1k Sinclair computers while modern operating systems are bloatware written by people who assumed practically infinite memory and storage (which AI then used as training models).
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At least Palantir was named after something that was almost exclusively a tool for evil. Anduril was a noble blade, so corrupting its meaning is worse.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Work is already in progress to deny health benefits to ICE employees when (not if) they become gravely ill. MAGA!
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trump certainly doesn't think that HIS 34 felony convictions disqualify him from voting... by mail, which Shouldn't Be Allowed.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Or when SyFy does their lowbrow take on it, and the whale swallows a beaver: "Whale, I'll be dammed."
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
But Leo had read of the perils of gazing into a Palantir, and was not tempted...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Given the trend to take public-domain characters (e.g., Winnie the Pooh and more recently Bambi) and put them in horror movies, I think you have just inspired "Mr. Potato Head -- The Revenge".
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith will be inviting RFK Jr. to testify about the threat of chemtrails (although she speculated that the U.S. military was using them against her province).
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So... it will be easy to use, but all the parts will be proprietary and only authorized repair depots will be able to service it?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump's name will attract donors? Based on past experience, it repels donors and artists. Might attract carrion eaters and dung beetles, attracted by the miasma associated with the Trump name (and body)...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I had to give up smoking bare foot pets. Couldn't keep them lit...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Especially since he would not follow through even if GOP gained supermajorities in both houses. Ask any number of contractors that have done work for the Trump Crime Family.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Combine that with the Doctor Who episode in which they learn that the Moon is a space dragon egg, and you could have a Cheese Omelet Moon...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump advised rally attendees during his first campaign that if they had voted by mail, they should vote again in person just to make sure. His motto would be "Vote early (for me), vote often!"
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey, keep in mind that 99% of what they are doing should not be construed as "governing". "Raping", "pillaging", "demolishing", ... that's a different story.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The German Shepherd was jealous because the little dog still had its balls...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
At Trump's next Yoooge Event (the Biggest in History), should they just replace "Hail to the Chief" with "The Imperial March" and get it over with?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Prepare to have Clever Posts by AI advocates consisting entirely of (semi-) coherent prompts of ten words or less...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The real hell of it is that first ICE MAKES orphans, then it crushes them.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I await the Executive Order in which Trump renames Homeland Security Fatherland Security, in keeping with its role under his rule as Fuehrer.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's being steam cleaned For Your Safety.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As I recall, Florida in particular reported a peculiar (and very large) increase in hospitalizations and deaths "due to influenza"...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
They ticketed the truck, not the guillotine. Based on the treatment of the Absolutely Normal Tourists who brought the gallows to the Capitol on Jan. 6, execution devices are NOT prohibited, at least not while DJT is President.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No doubt they classify it as a 'crime committed as part of his official duties'.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Raises the ethical question: what is the maximum amount of human brain tissue that can be harvested / grown before the result must be considered 'human'? (Ships with human-tissue 'computers' go back to McCaffrey's 'Ship Who Sang', if not further.)
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Golly, you'd think that those GOP Biblical scholars would KNOW who won that fight...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I imagine a ridiculously-expensive gaming mouse might accommodate a larger hand... better than one of those meeses intended for laptops (tiny for portability) where you practically make a fist to grip it.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Also, traffic is extremely bad, so depending on where you are going, you may have to add a lot to your expected travel time.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reposting a reply to Harry Turtledove: When a diaper is no longer enough: The Trump Brand Step-in Bedpan! Comes in 3 different grades of gold plating...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Klanification, on the other hand, is just Yankee Doodle Dandy.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I imagine that he found the Sylvie Loki variant particularly troubling...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When a diaper is no longer enough: The Trump Brand Step-in Bedpan! Comes in 3 different grades of gold plating...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I remember when "leader" meant something. Then came the era of MBAs "leading" people working in fields about which they knew nothing, and "leadership" became more highly valued than actual work... Hey, the fellow is a leader in the same way as Fagin was, supervising theft and reaping the rewards.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nah. It's Jonathan Winters in politically-incorrect 'Asian Buddha' makeup.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Or Pee Wee Herman?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He kinda reminds me of Joel Grey in full stage makeup in "Cabaret"...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You forgot 'changing the locks and calling a junk removal service'.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Putin: Excellent! Put uniforms on them and send them to the front!
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I await the ultimate non-Kosher version where Pinhead is basically a nice ham with cloves instead of pins...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Could be worse. Could be a Cape Buffalo or a water buffalo, neither of which is known to be any Kinder to Strangers than the American Bison.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Vance is completely sincere. He has been ordered by Der Presidense to eliminate as much of the grifting competition as possible (sparing only MAGA billionaires, of course).
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Say, wouldn't that motion blur indicate that The Very Manly Warfighters are running backwards in full retreat?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Poke me, lose that finger...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Preference will be given to Caucasian blonde females between the ages of 12.1 years and 17 years. Send nudes.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay, so the leeches in the pond were not ideal. But leech bites won't make you allergic to red meat, so all in all, good choice.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
They look like graduates of Hegseth's testosterone injection program (although most of them wouldn't pass psych screening for regular armed forces).
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Meanwhile, Trump and Miller could each have placed high in any Nosferatu lookalike contest (Trump when he was younger, thinner, and had Those Eyebrows).
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford said of his frequently-drunk crack addict brother the late former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford: "I have never seen him take a drink."
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
One wonders how the UK and European power grids would hold up if air conditioning became as common as it is in North America (particularly the U.S., but increasing Canada as well). Even states that have always been hot have had brownouts...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mama Cat is hoping that if she cleans this weird kitty thoroughly enough, their ears will grow to their expected size and shape.
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