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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The Armageddon Filk In a bathroom A gilded bathroom The liar tweets tonight In a bathroom A backed-up bathroom The liar tweets tonight World War III's A whim away A whim away A whim away World War III's A whim away A whim away A whim away... ...Anybody wanna carry on?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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A lovely Dalek teapot. Everyone should have one.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
In the press conference announcing the arrest (surrender) of drug kingpin Ryan Wedding, Kash Patel emphasized how this wasn't about anybody claiming credit... then mentioned Donald Trump four or five times. Wedding figures that he will get a pardon as soon as his check clears.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
3I Atlas makes its closest approach to Earth tonight. They would destroy the White House (as one does), but their long-range scans indicate that someone has beaten them to it.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Why "Conservative" politicians need therapy:
Politician sits in therapist's office. Therapist: Ok, yes, I did say there were no wrong answers to what you see, Senator, but they can't all be tax cuts.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Remember how the GOP and MAGAts said, "If they p(ro/er)secute President Trump, they can come for you, too!" Well, apparently, if you criticize a Trump appointee of the Gnomish persuasion, they can throw you to the ground, handcuff you, and drag you away, even if you're a U.S. Senator, so...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
According to Variety, the first six episodes of "The Sandman" Season 2 drop on Netflix on July 3, with five more on July 24, and a bonus (based on previous announcements) twelfth episode on July 31.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Speaking of DEI -- Pierre Poilievre wasn't re-elected in Ottawa-Carleton because he DEFINITELY Didn't Earn It. He showed during the "Freedom Convoy" situation that the interests of his constituents did not rate very high on his list of priorities...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Korean (Korean with English subtitles) action movie "The Old Woman with the Knife" features an aging female assassin who makes John Wick look like a wimp without the benefit of a bulletproof wardrobe... Best corridor fight scene since the original Netflix Daredevil series.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Democrats thought the same thing about Trump. Twice...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Based on recent examples, asking a generative AI to perform any task is a lot like trying to get something from The Wishmaster / an evil genie / the Monkey's Paw. The amount of work required to NOT get something that bites you in the butt may exceed the work of doing it yourself.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Thanks to the tireless efforts of RFK Jr., investors are flocking to put money into the body bag and funeral services industries, anticipating a huge surge in demand in the coming months.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Fans of the Cowbow Bebop live-action series, Danielle Pineda (Faye Valentine) plays one of the world's deadliest assassins in "The Accountant 2"...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
With 120 out of 266 polls reporting, Pierre Poilievre is still trailing 45% to the Liberal candidate's 51.6%. What will he do if he loses?
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Voted. Polling station had 3 stations to verify identity, but only 1 voting "booth", so they were taking people one at a time. In and out in about 5 minutes. Now, off to the dentist for a root canal. We shall see what ends up being more painful, dentist or election results.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Just saw "Sinners". Great Mississippi blues ... and Irish folk music. Miles Caton is an amazing guitarist and vocalist (especially for his apparent age). Family values (as in people who actually value their families) and the power of music...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Two polling / poll aggregating companies (Mainstreet Research and 338Canada) are projecting 180+ seats for the Liberals (as of April 25th)...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Gee, the Conservatives waited until after advance polling days to release their platform. It's almost as if they thought they would lose some votes if people knew what they claimed to have in their plans...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
NS-31 with Katie Perry on board just landed safely. In retrospect, I wonder if anybody else in the capsule was a bit nervous about flying with someone who sings, "Baby, you're a firework..."
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Trump: Who should I hurt, and in what order? Putin: America first! Other NATO countries next...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It has been pointed out that aluminum is not only a vital structural component in many military vehicles (aircraft, including UAVs) but an ingredient in propellants and explosives. I'm sure Vlad heartily approves of The Donald's disruption of the supply chain.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Trump's actions on international trade and international relations perfectly illustrate the point that one should never put a flamethrower in the hands of a toddler.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
... Thought for the day: "anti-woke" and "sociopathic" seem to be describing the same mindset.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
You really have to wonder what rabidly-pro-Poilievre people tell themselves to justify supporting someone who is the favored candidate of both Vladimir Putin (based on which influencers and media organizations have been receiving Russian money) and blatantly-neo-Nazi Elon Musk...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Trump says he wants federal hiring to be color blind. Of course, what he means is, all people of color (or the "wrong" religion or sexual identity) will henceforth be invisible to those doing the hiring.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Received the Definitely Not A Blatant Attempt To Buy Votes cheque from Doug Ford. Deposited it. Just donated half to one of the other political parties, which is about as close to the opposite of what Doug wants as I can imagine.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump apparently plans to block or rescind the ban on Tiktok operating in the U.S. Of course he can't afford to antagonize China, the main manufacturer of all MAGA merchandise and a lot of stuff for Ivanka. And he can't antagonize Russia, because Vlad's influencers won the election for him...
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Here's an interesting exercise. Take a Trump speech, and substitute "Canada" for "America" and "Trudeau" for "Biden. That's it. That's how you write a Pierre Poilievre speech.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Disney+ has moved the premiere date for "Skeleton Crew" to December 2nd! Two episodes to start, then more episodes starting in January.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Trump's Cabinet and other appointments make perfect sense if you view them as intended to deconstruct or destroy the departments they will control. DeVos and DeJoy damaged Education and the Post Office; their successors will finish the job. RFK will kill millions, Musk will ... you know.
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robert-moriyama.bsky.social @robert-moriyama.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Well, crap. The GOP control the White House, Senate, Congress, and the Supreme Court. They can pretty much do anything they want (or anything Vlad wants)...
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