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Robert M

@robert-m.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.1K following 7K posts

Artist, avid reader, soon to be dog dad, Duran Duran listener, Lego enthusiast and s&m aficionado… Panromantic Demisexual Polyamorous Sadly not resident in North America. I’ve no problem with you reskeeting my pics..👍🏻 NSFW

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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Speechless..😈😈😈
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still fat gutted and heavily titted. Enjoyed the wank though..💋
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Still fat gutted and heavily titted. Enjoyed the wank though..💋
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And some almost hard cock. No jewellery and wondering where all the length went..😒
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just back from convalescing. Need a pull through the beauty bush. But hey, I’ve been ill…🤕
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Adam, you can do what ever you like to me when I come home..💋💋💋
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Old polar bear daddy off to get his stitches out..🤕
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My crescent Sun through my colander🌚
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is no one else serving cock today?
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I haven’t felt “pretty” for a long time.
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some me. Some garden. The word on the tip of your tongue is “bigger”
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Found these lurking at the bottom of my insta. Slim. Muscular. Mildly good looking. What the f**k happened..?..🫩
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Our beloved late Majesty Queen Elizabeth would celebrate her 100th birthday today. Here is a moment of happiness, sadness and humour. I’m this deeply troubled world, we miss her comforting light.
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A colleague wanted to see my recently pierce nips. Here are the photos. I could probably breast feed a child right up to is his college graduation…
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Ready for Good Friday work…😂🤔
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I know I’m just a sad old queen, but I’d love to go out with some romance in my life..😒
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Some flaccid early morning play. It’s not going hard today, no way..☹️
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Can any of you gays recommend a nipple stretching pump that gives good quick results. I’m using suction cups and weighted clothes pegs atm…😡
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Needed to pull some varifocal specs out of the drawer. They’re all bent and useless, but wow, my boob’s looking mighty..🥳
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
My perfect man only exists in the AI world..☹️
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
0.026 Just Average…🤔 www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...
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Find your Just Noticeable Difference in colour perception. How small a colour difference can you actually see?
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I would shout it out
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Sadly nipples don’t stay pumped for very long..
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Pumped nip novice..
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
▪︎ Copy this text ▪︎ Press "Quote post" (🔄 second from the left, below) ▪︎ Paste this text into your post ▪︎ Attach a naked photo of yourself ▪︎ Click on "Post" and your beautiful image will pass on!
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
And those of you who’ve taken the trouble to talk to me. Thank you.. 💋💋
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This months group of guys who’ve had the misfortune to be pestered by me..🤣
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I know, it’s how we all are..🥲
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
“For fucks sake”, is about right..
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Even at work the bathroom lighting can’t be ignored..🫢
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
That’s better.. A few more hunks have swollen the ranks. And I’m very grateful for the support and humour shared with the “inner circle”..😘
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Gives a huge sigh of relief..🫶🏻
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
And back to where I started this morning. Very full, a little tipsy, and more than a bit spaced out. Thank you for all you wonderful messages and kind greetings. And just when you’ve seen enough of me naked…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME…🥳🤭🥳
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As promised. A Few More Birthday Nudes..🥳
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
It’s My Birthday. I’ve just woken up, have some nipples.. You know what to do….🩷
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I didn’t post this for obvious reasons. Body Positivity changed my mind. My “Crown Jewels” might be tiny ones but they are my tiny ones…🫣
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Trying to read in bed, embracing me new need to be naked. Being a fledgling nudist, my mind still thinks it’s photo time…📸
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
As Oscar season is nearly upon us. He’s me excepting mine for my role in “Dads Old Home Movies.”…..🤔
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Not so many of you, my gorgeous lovelies in my phone.🤔 I must learn to be more conversational and post more nudes..🤭
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve stuffed my face with food and the result… I I have a belly worth rubbing.
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Mark @munchkin68.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
What I need today (and everyday)
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Stephen and Jack are so playing hide the sausage…🫢
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I seem to be the person that the rest of you are furthest from
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Jo Bleau @jobleau.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My eyes are far too sore to read tonight. Have some titties instead..🫣
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
2016 to 2026
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There’s always a bandwagon to jump on…
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Robert M @robert-m.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Here is last months bevvy of beauties. Apologies if you’ve been missed out..😘
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