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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

See I thought this was from Better Call Saul. That's the Squat Cobbler Guy, the hero that Albuquerque deserves.

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 27/09/2026

None of these dudes look like they could bench press a Pokémon card

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The fake credit bureaus refuse to report that my credit score is above 800.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drapes wouldn't work well with the glass door.

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is terrible that creeps are filming those women. I'd recommend opaque film to put over the glass. Because his lawyer is going to say you don't have reasonable expectation of privacy in front of a window visible to the public. Even if you get restaining order, he'll send a drone or something.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Seeing Trump's doodles and W's paintings makes me think that art schools should just accept everyone going forward. There's probably a timeline where Van Gogh sacked half of Europe.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think people are imagining a 2 cm hole in his ear. The bullet rubbed the top of his ear. The shooter intended to kill Trump, but Trump moved his head.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

there is a picture of the bullet whizzing past his head.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm about to step in it, but here goes. It was a graze. The bullet rubbed the top of his ear, causing an abrasion that bled. It only affected the skin and not the cartilage, so it healed.

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rdeck55.bsky.social @rdeck55.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

ICE is a federally funded street gang and the first order of business if democrats regain any control is to defund, deconstruct and prosecute

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Honestly I miss arguing over things like new stadiums.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Sickness is the great cultural leveler. You can stay in a hotel ehen your house is being repaired. When your car is being repaired, you can borrow a loaner. You still have to be in your own body while being in the hospital.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Blusky Fam, I don't post here as much as I do on Threads, but I'm telling that going through surgery today to remove blockage from my intestine.

The author with a medical tube up his nose, used for pumping his stomach.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026

I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Michigan looks like America is flashing a gang sign at Canada.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

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Brad Pitt Fight Club Plane Scene

ALT: Brad Pitt Fight Club Plane Scene

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I agree that felons should not get rings for sports they don't play in.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

A lot of baby names are chosen by mothers still under the influence of pain meds.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My dad told me that Grandpa owned an Edsel and a Rambler. When it was time to change the oil, he would drain the Edsel's oil and put new oil in. Then he would take the used oil and put it in the Rambler.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Pretty much all German companies that existed in the late 1930's and 1940's had to sell stuff to Nazis or get shut down: Bayer BMW Adidas I could go on.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I cannot overstate how much I hate when people are dicks about babies crying in public (especially airplanes). Do you think the parent is having a good time right now?? Do you think they are not aware of the situation??? Are you going to negotiate with a literal infant????

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I did it. Reverse Rainbow. Connections Puzzle #1134 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

My take is that putting a "No AI Used" disclaimer on the front of your book is like putting a "No Crack Sold Or Used Here" sign in front of your own house.

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The Shallow State @ourshallowstate.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This "tweet" from a year ago has been deleted by its author. I'm posting here now on BlueSky as a reminder and as a public service, for anyone, should they ever need it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Dan Devine @yourmandevine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Here's a fun fact that gets explored in my new novel: Fort Wayne sometimes gets tornadoes, and there are grown-ass adults who live in Fort Wayne and do not believe that the city is subject to tornadoes. www.amazon.com/Fort-Wayne-N...

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Fort Wayne: A Novel

Fort Wayne: A Novel - Kindle edition by Enders, Robert. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Fort Wayne: A Novel.

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Ellie Jay @elliejaywrites.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I'm a little disappointed that I've had not one, but two friends admit to lying in their reviews of my books this year. Guys. Please. I know you think false positive reviews are helping, but they're really not. If you can't leave an honest review, maybe don't review at all #reviews #indieauthors

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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

HAPPY PRIDE! FUCK ICE! FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE!

Me and my codefendant Michael Rabbitt shouting while holding signs reading “ABOLISH ICE! ABOLIR ICE!” in the Chicago Pride parade.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Scheißewagen (probably a better nickname for the Trabant) Scheißeler (rhymes with Chrysler)

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Cybertruck AKA Duh-Lorean Incel Camino Wankpanzer Borg Pinto Did I miss any?

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You need a Toyota Prius for the time machine. The Cybertruck is how you know the timeline is messed up and some asshole left a sports almanac at Elon's house.

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Matt Keliher @mattkeliher.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

"I am Antifa"

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Let's all start dressing like this in public.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I've been writing as long as you have and I just got into self-publishing through B&N and KDP. There was a time when I would have gotten mad at anyone who suggested that. But now the publishing industry doesn't want to talk to anyone who doesn't isn't already famous.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

You can read Chapter 1 of Fort Wayne: A Novel by me here. blogoftheenders.blogspot.com/2026/06/chap...

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Chapter One of FORT WAYNE: A NOVEL

Robert Enders' blog, updated occasionally.

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

So that short story started out as part of a novel in progress? Have you ever got around to finishing it?

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Robert Enders @robert-enders.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Some novels starts out as short stories.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

No one should give a shit about risky politics—I certainly don't. Donald Trump is demented and psychopathic, and he has control of a stockpile of 3700 nuclear weapons. *That* is the risk we should be talking about.

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