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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 16h

Poor Scoot, he’s afraid I’m going to scold him for having an erection. I assure my pup that he’s a good boy, and that it’s okay for his uncaged penis to be at full mast because we’re at the Annual Dog Run Fundraiser, where the public pays big bucks to watch our horny pets mate.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I remember as a young warlock being perturbed and fascinated by the cover of Kate Bush’s album Never Forever. Over the years, that image has inspired me to conjure all sorts of wondrous things out of men’s assholes— bouquets of flowers, Easter eggs, footballs— giant worms. What's inside of you?

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Don’t mistake Flapjack for being an alpha male— the only difference between him and the other dogs in town is that his owner can’t be bothered locking up his nasty penis. It reminds one of that old adage, “In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I remember a recurring Alice in Wonderland-like dream I had as a teenager of a world of phallic creatures and lecherous old homosexuals. (At that time, old meant anyone over thirty.) Nowadays I feel like I’d fit right into that gay panic-fueled nightmare. robclarke.art/penis-planet

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I’m so happy that these two drawings of a sleeping Scoot and a passed-out donkeyboy have found a new owner. I like to imagine that these animals are dreaming of their past lives as men, when they slept in warm beds, drove cars, and wore clothes. Perhaps one day you will join them.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

When folks see my Scoot getting mounted by every dog in the dog park they ask me if he is gay. I just politely reply, “No, he’s just being a friendly pup.” I truly believe that if men in the rest of the world were as affable as Scoot, it would be a kinder and happier place.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Self-portrait as a sleepy mouseboy.” Even timid little rodents sported douch-baggy goatees in the nineties. I wonder what I was dreaming of in this uncharacteristically sweet drawing. Probably a future where I was the big cheese. robclarke.art/mice

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I wish Scoot didn’t act like he’s in heat whenever that filthy beast Flapjack is loose with his uncaged penis. I hate finding my pup covered in slobber and spunk after letting him outside to do his business. I should be thankful that he can’t get preggers, but not for lack of trying.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is what became of three captured brothers who foolishly volunteered to fight in the Great Toon War. Their mother pleaded with them not to join the Army of Men, but the foolish lads were seduced by false promises of an easy victory over their diminutive toon enemies.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He tries so hard to be good …

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My poor Scoot gets a painful warning whenever he has an unnatural heterosexual thought that causes his penis to strain in its new high-tech cage. The fiendish device is very good at controlling his behavior, but my poor pup is miserable. I wish I hadn't thrown away the manual.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Even though he struts around pantless like his cousin Porky, you can see Police Pig’s hog dangle between his legs. robclarke.art/rough-stuff

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My shameless pup Scoot sure does love flashing the world his boy parts. As I recall, in his previous life as a man, he was proud of his body, but he was somewhat more modest about revealing it. Thanks to me, being turned into a dog has really helped Scoot come out of his shell.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The pool pig always leaves a few sinkers and floaters around as his calling card. There’s not enough chlorine in the world to disinfect that memory.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

To start off the week, let’s think about how in Scoot’s world, conflicts are nipped in the bud with a healthy get-to-know-you sniff of the shitter. Perhaps all the angry men in our world who fret about their T-levels could learn a lesson from these fragrant and happy pups.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Being an angel investor in the Pleasure Island Donk Manure Co. really has paid off for me— though the donks involved might consider me to be the devil. Oh, and did you know I have all my P.I. pics in one handy place? www.robclarke.art/pleasure-island

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I like to think that one day my sweet Scoot will join the pantheon of great cartoon dogs. He deserves this not just because of his amusing puppy antics but because he’s inspired a generation of young lads to become ‘good boys’ instead of angry young men.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just make sure you read the fine print on your contract.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The circus is a low-tech oasis in this crazy, AI obsessed world. There may be no more entry-level jobs for young men with computer science degrees, but they’ll always find work under the Big Top.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On the first Saturday of every month, our town puts on a doggy circus where Scoot and his buddies perform tricks in front of an audience. It turns out that pups are natural comedians, and folks come from far and wide to see former ‘men’ happily living their best lives on all fours.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

That ol’ Black Magic robclarke.art/magic

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I came up with my own version of Tinkerbell because even though I’m a fearsome warlock, I’m smart enough not to go messing around with Disney. There is indeed an iron fist inside the mouse’s glove. Officer Trotter’s learned that the hard way.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Scoot wishes you a happy Locktober, even though a silly doggy like him is kept locked all year long. I suspect he just wants to show off his brand-new tamper-proof cage. That fiendishly high-tech device really does ensure that he is never led astray by his penis.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

jazz flute is for little fairy boys robclarke.art/rough-stuff

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This trio of doodles from over the years comes from my never-completed book of fractured fairy tales. It was to be a compendium of cautionary stories meant to teach young men to be meek and well-behaved, lest they be transformed into powerless little creatures.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Old doodles from a trip to Spain in the year 2000. At that time, I was on a kick of drawing purely from my imagination, which I discovered was really hard, no matter how often I prayed to the spirit of Chuck Jones.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had a type whose mind and body I like to mess around with the most, it would have to be that of the so-called All-American celebrity star quarterback; your Tom Bradys and Travis Kelces. This is despite the fact that I find the game excruciatingly dull.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One thing I’ve learned from keeping bunnybois over the years is to keep all the extension cords in my apartment out of their reach. robclarke.art/bunnybois

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Scoot wishes that he didn’t have to take out his tail to do his business. He feels quite naked without it inside him. I’m just happy that his special doggy kibble keeps him regular and leaves his shitter as clean as a whistle after he pinches off one of his massive dog turds.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Although I feel deliciously wicked whenever I turn a man into a mouse, sometimes I do it just to perk up my old tabby, Tiger, who’s looking a little long in the tooth these days. Here’s a collection of some of the Mickeys and Speedys I’ve created over the years. robclarke.art/mice

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rob clarke - Of Mice and Men

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My art isn’t all about men being stripped of their power and undergoing humiliating physical transformations. If you look hard enough, you’ll find a few depictions of male tenderness. Just because I’ve given a dude an enormous donkey-cock, doesn’t mean I’m a monster.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you know that all of my aquatic Adonises can be found in one place? robclarke.art/mermen

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rob clarke - Mermen

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yes, that’s what I keep telling myself 🤪

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I lost these aquatic doodles when last year’s nor’easter blew away my Fire Island beach house. Ironically, it had just barely escaped being consumed in a brush fire set by some tweaking demon twink a few short weeks earlier. I doubt whether the fish survived.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here we have an entire cycle of my drawings tastefully adorning the walls of a collector’s playroom. I’ve always believed that whether it be handbags or harnesses, one can never have too many accessories.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Agreed. I think they do that at the Louvre as well.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm pleased that this drawing from the 90s has taken up residence in a collector’s bathroom because it ensures that the subtle nuances of my iconography will be contemplated over with every piss.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m so happy that a collector of Toon Wars paraphernalia has some of my drawings, lovingly framed and displayed in his home. I’m assuming that my patron is a human, though judging by the furniture in the background, he might very well be feline.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm trying to come up with a little video to toot my horn whenever I sell some art. It's not the biggest horn but it's cute.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just sold a bunch of drawings from my new website robclarke.art Although I get all teary-eyed when my freaky babies leave the nest, I do love finding good homes for them. And besides, it makes me want to get knocked-up with new work.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s true that in some parts of Toon Town, the penises of captured soldiers were considered a savory delicacy, but for the most part, they just ended up dangling impotently from the key chains of their new owners like so many lucky rabbit’s feet.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

During the war, Toon Town was fueled by man manure produced by POWs kept in endless rows of solitary pens on factory farms. Each one of these living poop machines understood that his existence depended on whether he met a daily quota set by his merciless, diminutive keepers.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Even the tiniest Toon Town has a victory parade to celebrate the defeat of the armies of men. There are always a few POWs included in the festivities to teach new generations of toons their superiority over the human male— making it both a joyous occasion and a teachable moment.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Indeed, their bodies bear witness to their stories.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Thanks! The men who survived the Toon Wars are often ashamed to talk about what happened to them.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I did, thanks 😘. I was gifted with a first edition of the Necronomicon signed by HP Lovecraft himself.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It amused the victors of the Toon Wars to hobble their human POWs with enlarged penises. For a man burdened with an elephant-trunk-sized member between his legs, escape was impossible. He would trip over it or get it caught in the underbrush he was trying to escape through.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Many young soldiers from the defeated Army of Men were taken prisoner during the Toon Wars. Those unlucky POWs’ naked bodies were like putty in the hands of their cruel captors. Virtually all of them spent the rest of their lives as the property of Toon Town freak shows.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes when I give a handsome dude a humiliating transformation, I like to let him bask obliviously in the spotlight and hear the uproarious laughter of the audience before I wheel in a full-length mirror. His reaction to my handiwork is always a real crowd-pleaser.

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