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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 6h

That ol’ Black Magic robclarke.art/magic

Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 12h

I came up with my own version of Tinkerbell because even though I’m a fearsome warlock, I’m smart enough not to go messing around with Disney. There is indeed an iron fist inside the mouse’s glove. Officer Trotter’s learned that the hard way.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Scoot wishes you a happy Locktober, even though a silly doggy like him is kept locked all year long. I suspect he just wants to show off his brand-new tamper-proof cage. That fiendishly high-tech device really does ensure that he is never led astray by his penis.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

jazz flute is for little fairy boys robclarke.art/rough-stuff

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This trio of doodles from over the years comes from my never-completed book of fractured fairy tales. It was to be a compendium of cautionary stories meant to teach young men to be meek and well-behaved, lest they be transformed into powerless little creatures.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Old doodles from a trip to Spain in the year 2000. At that time, I was on a kick of drawing purely from my imagination, which I discovered was really hard, no matter how often I prayed to the spirit of Chuck Jones.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I had a type whose mind and body I like to mess around with the most, it would have to be that of the so-called All-American celebrity star quarterback; your Tom Bradys and Travis Kelces. This is despite the fact that I find the game excruciatingly dull.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

One thing I’ve learned from keeping bunnybois over the years is to keep all the extension cords in my apartment out of their reach. robclarke.art/bunnybois

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Scoot wishes that he didn’t have to take out his tail to do his business. He feels quite naked without it inside him. I’m just happy that his special doggy kibble keeps him regular and leaves his shitter as clean as a whistle after he pinches off one of his massive dog turds.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Although I feel deliciously wicked whenever I turn a man into a mouse, sometimes I do it just to perk up my old tabby, Tiger, who’s looking a little long in the tooth these days. Here’s a collection of some of the Mickeys and Speedys I’ve created over the years. robclarke.art/mice

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rob clarke - Of Mice and Men

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My art isn’t all about men being stripped of their power and undergoing humiliating physical transformations. If you look hard enough, you’ll find a few depictions of male tenderness. Just because I’ve given a dude an enormous donkey-cock, doesn’t mean I’m a monster.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you know that all of my aquatic Adonises can be found in one place? robclarke.art/mermen

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rob clarke - Mermen

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I lost these aquatic doodles when last year’s nor’easter blew away my Fire Island beach house. Ironically, it had just barely escaped being consumed in a brush fire set by some tweaking demon twink a few short weeks earlier. I doubt whether the fish survived.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Here we have an entire cycle of my drawings tastefully adorning the walls of a collector’s playroom. I’ve always believed that whether it be handbags or harnesses, one can never have too many accessories.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm pleased that this drawing from the 90s has taken up residence in a collector’s bathroom because it ensures that the subtle nuances of my iconography will be contemplated over with every piss.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m so happy that a collector of Toon Wars paraphernalia has some of my drawings, lovingly framed and displayed in his home. I’m assuming that my patron is a human, though judging by the furniture in the background, he might very well be feline.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm trying to come up with a little video to toot my horn whenever I sell some art. It's not the biggest horn but it's cute.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just sold a bunch of drawings from my new website robclarke.art Although I get all teary-eyed when my freaky babies leave the nest, I do love finding good homes for them. And besides, it makes me want to get knocked-up with new work.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It’s true that in some parts of Toon Town, the penises of captured soldiers were considered a savory delicacy, but for the most part, they just ended up dangling impotently from the key chains of their new owners like so many lucky rabbit’s feet.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

During the war, Toon Town was fueled by man manure produced by POWs kept in endless rows of solitary pens on factory farms. Each one of these living poop machines understood that his existence depended on whether he met a daily quota set by his merciless, diminutive keepers.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Even the tiniest Toon Town has a victory parade to celebrate the defeat of the armies of men. There are always a few POWs included in the festivities to teach new generations of toons their superiority over the human male— making it both a joyous occasion and a teachable moment.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It amused the victors of the Toon Wars to hobble their human POWs with enlarged penises. For a man burdened with an elephant-trunk-sized member between his legs, escape was impossible. He would trip over it or get it caught in the underbrush he was trying to escape through.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Many young soldiers from the defeated Army of Men were taken prisoner during the Toon Wars. Those unlucky POWs’ naked bodies were like putty in the hands of their cruel captors. Virtually all of them spent the rest of their lives as the property of Toon Town freak shows.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes when I give a handsome dude a humiliating transformation, I like to let him bask obliviously in the spotlight and hear the uproarious laughter of the audience before I wheel in a full-length mirror. His reaction to my handiwork is always a real crowd-pleaser.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My colleagues and I have come to the conclusion that shock therapy is the best treatment for the toxic male. After a single session of a few thousand volts to his noggin, even the most belligerent of alpha males will be transformed into an obedient creature awaiting your command.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gurl, forget about that so-called “Fairy Godmother”— she doesn’t know what she’s doing. I’ll get you to the ball in style. The fancy animal that’ll be pulling your carriage was once a prince himself, and you’ll be sitting on seats upholstered in the softest squire scrotum.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look what I woke up to this morning: Scoot and some of his friends wishing me a happy birthday. Of course, I did all the work - Scoot is useless at event planning because he’s just a simple doggy. When I told him how old I am, he just looked at me with an uncomprehending stare.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

One of the benefits Scoot has found living on all fours is his ability to lick his own doggy balls. When he was a person, he was always very limber - in fact, a former girlfriend was a yoga instructor, but since I rescued him from that dull old life, his dexterity has markedly increased.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Did y’all know I have a TikTok? robclarke00 And an Instagram too, rob_clarke I have to tuck in my freak flag on those platforms, and they won’t allow me to post pics of my sweet Scoot, even though he’s my emotional support puppy.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’ve been thinking about The Chief, that former fearless leader of men and father of three sons, who now serves as the mascot of our town's fire hall. His patient disposition is essential when he tours schools to teach the importance of fire safety and of being a good boy.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I feel like I should talk to a lawyer about those Charmin toilet paper commercials with their goddamn CGI bears encouraging folks to “Enjoy the Go!” Clearly they’re a blatant rip off of my depictions of my sweet Scoot happily and very publicly taking his gigantic doggy dumps.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

On Throwback Thursday’s, I like to ask Scoot if he prefers his life as my pet doggy to being a local celebrity and our town’s most eligible bachelor. He always looks up at me with his happy eyes and eagerly responds, “WOOF! WOOF!” And then proceeds to cover me in his sloppy doggy kisses.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s that time of year again. The problem with teaching, even at a wizarding college, is that every year the students seem to get younger while you stay the same.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This time of year always makes me nostalgic for the days when I was a student discovering my talent for transformation in wizarding school. I quickly learned that TF’ing a bro is like playing with a Rubik’s Cube— once you scramble the factory state, it’s hard to get back to.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Merlin, that nasty old queen, and I have this game where we pick some random quarterback type and compete to give him the most humiliating transformation. But just like how a game of Monopoly often ends, one of us will storm off in a huff (along with the restoration spell).

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Shitz the Clown’s potty humor isn’t for everyone — lots of folks think his act stinks. And let’s just say that his old man was not impressed with his son’s career in the performing arts. Nonetheless, Shitz does have his devoted fans, and he remains today one of my best earners.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Some folks say that having a pigeon shit on you is good luck. I think these unfortunate big-dicked doofuses that I’ve drawn over the years might disagree with that statement. I remember my high school art teacher saying how one of the purposes of art is to celebrate the Dignity of Man.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It is flattering to learn that someone has inked one of my drawings on their body— and did a really good job. His tattoo artist really captured the subtle nuances of Bumble Bee Man with his big, swollen stinger.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I couldn’t be prouder of this were hanging in the Louvre. I do love finding good homes for my creations.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Throwback Thursday is a good day to post this pic of my dog Scoot pissing on a reminder of his old life as our town’s local celebrity sportscaster and most eligible bachelor. Whenever someone asks him if he consented to his new life on all fours, he responds with a “Woof, woof!”

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ka-ching! That’s the sound of a dogboy getting his wings every time I make a sale. It seems that there is a market out there for my lovely doodles of powerless men being humiliated— even ones I made 30 years ago. I credit current events for making my sadistic art au courant.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m so happy that I just found a nice home for my drawing of Actaeon - the hunky huntsman who pissed off a goddess, got transformed into a stag, and attacked by his own hounddawgs. I was always kind of afraid that it would put ideas into my pup Scoot’s head.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Every day must feel like Monday to poor ol’ Flapjack. I’m surprised he bothers getting out of bed in the morning— or rather the pile of trash he sleeps on at the back of the junkyard. I wonder if he dreams about his mobile home that he used to nail chicks in when he was a person.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It's hard to believe that in his former life as a person, Scoot's girlfriends often complained that he was a finicky eater. His palate certainly has broadened since I collared him, though I wouldn't exactly call him a foodie.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

On Saturdays, I take Scoot to our town’s dog park so that he can socialize with other pups. It’s heartening to watch the boys quickly resolve their conflicts through mutual butt-sniffing. Men in the so-called “Real World” could learn a lesson from our town’s happy, stinky doggies.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Toxic males beware! You’ll soon feel the bite of the Sack Wrangler’s whip on your sensitive doo-dads if you don’t change your wicked ways.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

On Throwback Thursdays, I like to loosen my grip on Scoot’s mind a teensy bit just to see if there are still memories of his old life floating around inside his doggy noggin. Don’t worry, if he starts to freak out, I seize control and zap away his confusing non-K9 thoughts.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Owning a dog like Scoot is just as good for one’s physical as well as mental health. Taking him for his daily walkies is like having a four-legged exercise machine. One with beautiful bouncy low-hangers.

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Rob Clarke @robclarke00.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

After a short time, I find the “Big Dick Energy” of Phallopolis exhausting. At some point, it turns every vacation into a pissing contest. And what's worse is that it costs your left nut to stay in a nice hotel there.

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