robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 9hWent into Canadian Tire for brake pads. Guy at the counter said, "What are you needing today?" I said, "I need brake pads." He got his fingers on the keyboard and said, "OK, what's it for?" I said, "It helps your car stop." 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I tried a laxative advertised to improve my baseball performance. It didn’t give me the hits I expected, but it did give me the runs. #lamejoke 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Today marks the 15 year anniversary of when I was scammed by that rental car company. Even after all these years, it still Hertz. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Did you hear about a Chameleon who cannot change colors? He Had Reptile Dysfunction. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A farmer asked his horse if it had stolen his thesaurus... The horse said, "no." 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A friend of mine worked for Del Monte for eight years. They are harsh! He fell asleep on the production line just once and got canned. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Teacher: What is the most important punctuation mark? Johnny: The period? Teacher: Can you tell me why? Johnny: I don't know, but when my sister missed one of hers, my mom fainted, my dad got mad, and the neighbor left town and never came back. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve just about had it with Amazon. Every time I order chicken pellets and grain, they email me three days later asking for their feed back. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Why do pancakes always win at baseball? Because they have the best batter. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s a new sport called “Quiet Tennis”. It’s the same as regular tennis without the racket. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you know that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? So is acetone... 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The first 3 letters of 'Sweden' and 'Denmark' spell out 'Sweden.' The remaining letters spell out 'Denmark.' 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We maka-da juice, eh? De juice is good, eh? I could get flamed for this... 010
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The guy at the bakery who puts fresh cream in the giant Eclairs is leaving. Who ever gets that job has big choux's to fill! 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why is Vader called Lord? Because calling him "Master" made all of the Stormtroopers giggle. 001
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A friend of mine got sick on holiday in a small Spanish hotel. He called the front desk, and they said they had a doc on staff. After the doc made him feel better, he said how he was amazed that such a small place would have a doc. The doc nodded and said, "No one expects the Spanish Inn Physician." 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In Antigua and Barbados, they quote Pi to 3.14 In Jamaica and Cuba 3.14159 In Trinidad and Bermuda 3.141592654 These are the Pi Rates of the Caribbean. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What do you call a two dollar chicken? Buck buck. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What did Sting say, when he got to the beach? Rocks Sand. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The difference between a composer and a pigeon? During a performance when a composer plays, the sound bounces around. When a pigeon makes a noise, a coo sticks. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pirate walks into a bar…. Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel In his pants. Pirate: Get me a rum and coke… Bartender: sure but might I ask is that a steering wheel in your pants? Pirate: Yarrrr it’s been driving me nuts!!! 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026A friend of mine was finishing up his PhD dissertation titled "Water Condensation on Grass". It’s dew in the morning. 001
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I'm living in a flat. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just discovered that the word 'nothing' is a palindrome... Backwards it spells 'gnihton', which also means nothing. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My trainer told me to add more resistance. So I said “no” louder. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet. I thought: “He’s pushing his luck!” 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 18/09/2026A mailman walks into a bar. He says, “I feel terrible. I’m hungover and I need a drink.” The bartender says, “Hair of the dog that bit you?” 001
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What does an escalator do when it's broken? Nothing. Just stairs. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 1 minute? 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I caught a fish. I had some trouble identifying the fish, so I asked it “are you a mackerel? And it said “nah” and then I said “are you a salmon” and it said “nah” so then I figured it out! It must be a “2-nah fish” 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A friend of mine opened the only mine in a small city that supplies it with the softest mineral on Earth. It’s the talc of the town! 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm not saying I'd be a great museum guide... but I could do a docent job. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried to park my car up in a residential area. One of the people that lived there shouted over to me, “You can’t park here unless you have a felt frog on your dashboard.” Apparently, I needed a parking kermit. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Some idiot threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me!!!!! Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How many Dementia Patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 10/09/2026What has eyes but can’t see? A blind potato. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What do you call a soft drink that’s ready for the collapse of civilization? Dr. Prepper 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about elevators. He said no. I told him it’s an uplifting experience. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A friend of mine could never tell time, so he had a neurosurgeon implant a clock in his brain. Now he's having second thoughts. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Do you know how to avoid clickbait? . . . . . Obviously not. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Did you hear about the parrot with a mute owner? The parrot said, "What's the matter with this guy?" 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My buddy was telling me about his new hobby of photographing salmon in different outfits. He said that it’s as easy as shooting fish in apparel. #lamejoke 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken needed a day off! 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Apparently you can't use 'beefstew' as a password. It's not stroganoff. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 31/08/2026What do you call a horse that swims? A swimming horse. If you think the answer was "seahorse," then know that seahorses are a type of fish that only resembles horses. They are completely not related to horses. 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Why was the math textbook sad? It had too many problems! 000
robble-rouser.bsky.social @robble-rouser.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I got an imaginary abacus for my birthday. I guess it's the thought that counts. #lamejoke 000
