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Robbie Rist

@robbierist.bsky.social
14K followers 16K following 3K posts

Cultural Icon. Entertainment guy. Fly in the ointment of those who would try to oppress us (you know who I’m talking about…..). Oh…..NO DMs!!!! www.robbierist.net www.thespoonradio.com robbierist.bandcamp.com

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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22h
Dear Death: Yesterday you took Dennis Hastert. Today you took Jim Baker. While I appreciate you ridding us of our pieces of shit, you have one more job to do.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A very solid contribution.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT: Did you or did you not spend your entire adult life singing double-entendre laden blues rock all over the world to generally stoned teens instead of this "prosecutor'' claim, Dirtbag? JACK SMITH: Sir, I am Jack Smith. Not Aerosmith.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your new Spoon.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First off. This site on FB is filled with terrified white racial assholes. They won’t let me in. They even tell me why…..
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Eric Schmitt goes to Eagles of Death Metal shows and waits for them to play “Hotel California.” - courtesy of Mike Alexander
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another life I have is record producer. These guys just put out a new thing. I’m playing drums and piano. Engineered it too. Like glam music? thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com/track/delinq...
thenewbrutarians.bandcamp.com
Delinquent Things, by THE NEW BRUTARIANS
track by THE NEW BRUTARIANS
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mission: Accomplished.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset.” U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m quite fond of saying ‘I don’t hate GROUPS of people. I find it MUCH more rewarding to hate on an individual basis’’.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Couldn’t hurt to try…..
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
''All of the Republican messaging going into the midterms is just "please don't let our broken promises and general ineptitude get in the way of the irrational fears that led you to elect us in the first place." Jason Rains.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think that's how I'm gonna watch all documentaries from now on.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope I someday find someone who makes me feel this way.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today, JD Vance referred to the far left as "the fart left". That's how low things have gotten. Fenton Bailey's response: "Better to be on the fart left than in the Turd Reich."
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ok. So. Boebert has been down on the muffin. Wow. The hypocrisy is…..well….it would be hilarious…..
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch Kash Patel: Did someone say dog? JD Vance: Couch? Trump: Minor?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The North Pinellas Republicans Club on Facebook hasn’t yet approved my post regarding their upcoming meetup. Chickens.
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
From my friend Steven Wilson. ‘A gaggle of geese A murder of crows A pride of lions A grindr of republicans. (Sometimes referred to as a “closet”)’
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
- You're not getting a Trump check - Covid was real - Vaccines are safe - Fox isn't news - Truth Social isn't truth or social - Trickle down economics doesn't - Trump is a ped0ph1le
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok. Here’s the tea: - Qan0n is a hoax - Obama WAS born in USA - Biden DID win in 2020 - Michelle is a woman - No one was eating cats & dogs - There were no WMDs - Iran didn't have nukes - Hormuz isn't open - You don't have a DOGE check - You don't have a Tariff check (more in first comment)
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is satire. Right?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What the flying fuckstain is this bullshit?
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Robbie Rist @robbierist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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