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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 20/01/2026
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s very easy to be the anti gambling scold and say “Well obviously this happened!!!” Without considering 5 years ago Steve the illegal bookie wasn’t about to call the feds and report that one of his clients just made 50 grand on very specific player props for the local team
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The forever question about any gambling scandal: did the legalization of sports betting create this scandal or are the reporting and regulations the reason they got caught?
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
As someone with ADHD real fucking bad I just need to know, why do so many people want to be fucked up? I would like a normal brain so god damn badly the thought of wanting a non normal one computes on literally zero levels
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I feel like every decade there is a phenomenon that starts earnestly and then gets wildly out of control before finally settling somewhere normal. In the aughts it was ADHD. In the 10s it was therapy speak. And now it’s Neurodivergence.
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
This feels like a good time to mention my best friends dad used to hang off the side of the boat and as we called it “sky dump” into the river and then drop in to wash his ass
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
One of the most important moments I’ve ever had was when I was unable to make it to my family thanksgiving, friends found out and levied threats on my person until I agreed to show up to theirs. Since taking over the thanksgiving duties I have instituted the same policy, threats included
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The Mount Rushmore is: E.I, Country Grammar, Ride With Me, and Air Force One’s but I can’t narrow it down further than that
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I call that NC representative UM Football because they’re both terrified to go to Charlotte
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Who actually sits down and tries to hold ethical standards to a Gusgasm?? Gus out here looking at objectively cool shit and losing his mind and someone is shitting their britches over it
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Was fishing in 2010 out by plum island and I guess we drifted a little close, within seconds massive boats came flying by and a megaphone booming at us to leave or be fired upon immediately. Sometimes you forget just how insane that place is when you live so close to it until you fuck up
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
pat mahomes is such a dick
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Every one of these ads looks like they’re showcasing a revolutionary product, “Bricks of Cocaine”
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
People are fucking idiots. The man gets paid to act next to Mahommes and Kelce, not sit on the board and make these decisions. You have every right to be outraged but maybe direct that ire where it matters, not at an actor playing a character
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Andy said an uncle so Andy thinks of me as the platonic(?) ideal of a man
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Also, the uniqueness of groups and cliques have changed and now it’s like 15 big tents instead of 700 small tents
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Your kid is addicted to the internet because that’s the only place they’re allowed to be themselves without your constant monitoring. Let them learn and grow and make mistakes and back off them for ten seconds
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It’s why we all spent hundreds of dollars on the fancy thin coats with the heat induction lining. I used to have a coat that made hand over hand turns bothersome and that was donated immediately
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Fuck yes Mike Evans
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Lamar's throws and celebration by itself
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Fuck yes Lamar
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The zapperuder film
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Slats was Dolans guy, who he fully trusted, while he meddled with the Knicks, now he’s got Leon Rose running the Knicks, freeing him up to meddle in the Rangers, I cannot emphasize how much I hate it here
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Being a fan of a James Dolan ran franchise (both for me) is praying something distracts him from his worst impulses (it rarely works)
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/01/2025
That's true
Kelly on leaving Irish for LSU: ‘We were on different paths’
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The Georgia fan in spiked pads and face paint they just panned to after that ND kick return:
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Not an aisle but we have them here, I only know one person in the entire state who has eats grits regularly and he was a 62 year old diesel mechanic
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Every country dude turns into a shitty Boomhauer impression as soon as the music starts and now I just want someone to play Boomhauer over all these songs
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I like how language constantly evolves and changes because it means “Brick Johnson” now accurately translates to “Erect Penis Penis”
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
If Staind did a cover of Rocky Top they’d play it 24/7
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hey people who handle confrontational conversations without confrontational language… how the fuck do you do that? I legitimately try to say things nicely, and it still comes out agressive
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I do not give a shit about McKayliegh from Provo, her overuse of the phrase “sooo funny!”, or her snake oil bullshit
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I know we’re all piling on how unusable Google has been lately but seriously, I searched “acid reflux during pregnancy” to help my wife out and it wasn’t until like result 20 that I got something other than a mommy blog pushing essential oils. 20 results before an actual accredited healthcare site
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
It’s gotta be Rex Ryan: human demon deacon
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Holy shit Diarra
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
There are a lot of reasons why I, a career salesman, would never go into ad sales, but the slapdicks with no sales ability that think it cool to have a business card that says Ad Sales, is the biggest one
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Spotify: would you like to listen to all the songs you listened to in 2024? Me wracked with adhd: I listened to all 50 of those songs 150 times each and I will never put them on again
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“The big idiot, why does he muse on the state of Iowa?”
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This will be the only time in the history of game day I will be looking forward to hear Macafee say words, only to watch Chalamet’s face fill with dread and remorse as he’s asked about SMU while being called Timmy
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The whole “oh look at Hurley over there” thing is always gonna be weird to UConn fans because… he’s always been like this. Win or lose. two national titles or zero. He’s a fucking lunatic and he’s our fucking lunatic
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
“It would take a miracle to heave it and score with .3 seconds left” yes but it’s IMPOSSIBLE TO SCORE FOUR POINTS IF YOU LET THEM SHOOT WIDE OPEN
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
We need to police the “do you miss/foul here?” Conversation. Under no circumstances should UConn have purposely missed the foul shot to make it 4 with .3 SECONDS TO PLAY WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
(•_•) <) )╯ Covered / \ (•_•) \( (> The / \ (•_•) <) )╯ KenPom Spread / \
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
again, what do you do with this level of willful ignorance
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The answer is College Basketball, nobody knows who’s what seed and why until Selection Sunday, that way you can take every piece of info and make a decision, not have last week hanging over this week
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
And how do you move teams out for not playing? Say Clemson wins and now are you going to drop SMU out entirely or are you giving them bamas spot? Who would turn around and say we beat Georgia?
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Georgia loses and you put two loss Miami in, well Georgia lost to 2 playoff teams, beat 2 playoff teams and lost to the first team out. How do you rate that extra game that Miami (and ole miss) didn’t have to play
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Robbedy @robbedy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
So what is the big mystery of this weekend then? SMU loses and Clemson is in, Boise loses and it’s a different G5 champion, kinda seems like, as we all assumed, the importance of conference championships has been neutered
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/12/2024
The "you must stay on Twitter forever because I fear change" guys would've never survived the Y2K era. All our friends were on 19 different message boards and chat services and all of those sites were killed/reborn every four months. Sites aren't real. Only posters are real
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