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Roast beef Johnny

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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 4h
The thing about this current administration in America, Hegseth, Trump is that they claim to be Christian. I don’t know what fucking bible they have been reading but i urge them to go back and reread it, fucking bonkers
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 5h
The Trump administration is going to stream an execution. Did anyone have that on the Donald Trump bingo card
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 22h
The word INDICTMENT is worth 15 points in a game of Scrabble
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’ll get thrown off this site if I carry this on
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s horrible isn’t it
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m going to use a picture of Nigel Farage that must be his orgasm face and it’s nasty . Reform have led an investigation on Reform and found out that Reform have done nothing wrong so Reform are ending the investigation into Reform due to the Channel 4 investigation.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kemi Badenoch’s conservative government bolloxed this country and now she’s on the stage chucking away and forgetting her party destroyed the uk in its 14 years in power. It’s fucking outrageous
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Donald Trump, if you didn’t think he was a Russian asset, call 111 immediately. America’s president is utterly compromised. He needs removing from power
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the 5 mill we know about
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sod the people. Money needs protection!
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You wouldn’t buy a car off Tice, he’s a fantasist with a posh accent #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be fair, Nigel Farage was given £ 5 million for security so he wouldn’t need tax payers money. Also stop degrading immigrants and letting innocent women get beaten up at your conference’s Mr Tice #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you happy to be out of prison early. What did you expect him to say,No! Laura’s show throwing meat to the masses. Most of the viewers voted Tory so they caused this mess. Also Laura’s neglect of duty during the Conservative years helped them go unchallenged to burn down the country #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No money will be harmed by my future government claims Kemi #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has Penny watched a different interview? #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t get to excited, after this Richard Tice is on #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What have we learned from this interview, nothing. Laura asked Can you give me figures, Kemi, no, but we have done the work. Get Kemi get to open up a can of alphabet spaghetti and form the answers. Utterly useless politician #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am fully expecting a hard hitting interview off Laura, reminding Badenoch of the shit fire of 14 years of conservatives neglect and abuse of power #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The challenge is getting Kemi to acknowledge reality #bbclaurak
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hans Gruber in Die Hard had a misquoted quote from Alexander the great, And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."Alexander the great from Macedonia will be turning in his grave the lads turning up and spanking his team tonight #mkdsco
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Scotland look like Brazil this evening, Baba Vanga was a healer who claimed to have foreseen the future. She was as famous as Nostradamus for predictions. She was Macedonian and didn’t see this coming, in the land of Alexander the Great, a Scottish triumph. #mkdsco
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will forget this when it finishes
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s two things I will never understand. String theory and how Hazel Dean made it #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No wonder we were fucked up in the 70’s #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I fucking love Every Day hurts! I have sang this badly many a time and will never apologise for this . #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If my dog had hair like that I’d cut it off #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The year 2000 was acceptable for a bunch of lads dancing about a thong #totp
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want this as a poster. Rolling Stone magazine say what everyone knows about Donald Trump. It’s perfect. The orange Mussolini will be furious
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DJ from Spotify is at it again lads. Hey maybe you should try, David Bowie, DJ as it’s one you haven’t heard before. Another rant ensued, It’s fucking David Bowie! I said, he’s been my number one fucking artist since Spotify started, Get fucked. Then I tutored on LBC. It’s an AI takeover
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The news mentioned the orange order, but it was slim on detail. This is a story which is above my pay grade, I have a natural bias which clouds my vision on this story so I keep my mouth shut. 
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn’t catch Bryant, unfortunately over here if it’s not a story in England it doesn’t get any airtime.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Burnham was taking us back towards Europe there.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fucking Hell Andy Burnham is on fire.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Andy Burnham was going to take us back into Europe.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can you imagine the Daily Mail tomorrow after this speech by Andy Burnham!!
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t let your eyes or ears deceive you, Andy Burnham actually seems to give a fuck. This cynical personality I carry is breaking away with this speech. Fucking outstanding
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any Burnham in Liverpool at the moment
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham is smashing this. Can he do what he says, I hope so, where’s the money coming from, I don’t know, but he’s better than all the other candidates out there . I’m back to voting Labour
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so the people arrested at RAF Fairfprd may have been involved in a diesel scam and not terrorism
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am watching War Game on Sky and we are fucked. Michael Gove is PM and Penny Mordaunt is Defence Secretary. At the moment the Russians want the government removed!and to be honest that’s not the worst idea i have heard
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why Reform UK's increasing embrace of the 'blackshorts' is likely to kill off Nigel Farage's last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister adambienkov.substack.com/p/how-the-fa...
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How the Fascist ‘BlackShorts’ Will Bring Down Nigel Farage
Reform’s embrace of this new violent racist street movement risks ending Farage’s last remaining hopes of ever becoming Prime Minister
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m popping over to Paisley as well, I haven’t been there since I was 8
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s sad isn’t it, I always look at it as a chapter of your life over. It’s so strange
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m jumpy about it , I’m definitely worried
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Im back there for the Billy Connolly exhibition at Kelvin Grove next year
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am definitely going back in Bill, I fancy a Christmas where I can travel about but probably will go in Easter time. I miss not having one about
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Again it was a bad day gone worse
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We get a bad rep, Glasgow is one of the best cities on earth, I adore the place, the countyside and lochs are glorious , You would love it.
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Roast beef Johnny @roastbeefjohnny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listening to Chris Philp set his agenda out is like listening to an arsonist who could help put out the fire him and his mates started. #bbclaurak
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