Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]chuckmcknight.bsky.social @chuckmcknight.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Washington State Measures: ❌ Vote No on Initiative Measure No. IP26-645. It would give millionaires a tax break. ❌ Vote No on Initiative Measure No. IL26-001. It would further endanger at-risk children. ❌ Vote No on Initiative Measure No. IL26-638. It's transphobic and invasive to all children. 296 9
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I literally said out loud “YEAH that’s silent hill. That’s the game”. It’s so silly. 010 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Parasites are my biggest irrational fear and most common reoccurring nightmare. I also can’t do spiders, but for some reason for a span of 8 hours a day I can pick orb weavers out of my hair unfazed. Brains man idk 🤷 020 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026So late-season salmon get pretty gnarly while still being reproductively viable. The first big hen of the morning had, let’s say, “passengers” falling out of her, which I didn’t notice until they were all around my arm up to the shoulder. I had a cursed demon arm but way less cool for a few minutes. 130 3
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026We’ve been blessed with so many wet children 010 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026oh yeah I was working in incubation. Salmon eggs are like fucking glitter 030 3
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I’m papa?static.klipy.comDr. Evil (Mike Myers) Crying and GesturingAlt: Dr. Evil (Mike Myers) crying and gesturing in a “come here” motion 120 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026lol I dropped my pants in the bathroom and eggs tumbled out 260 6
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]Molly Flood (LOOKING FOR WORK) @mollyflood.bsky.social · 13/10/2026HAHA DOES ANYONE WANT A COMMISSION?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 62221 22
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It’s not even Oct 23rd yet. Wha- *looking from the poster to a calendar to the poster to a bottle of cough syrup* 000 0
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026❗Attention, union supporters ❗ We're asking Wizards and Hasbro to voluntarily recognize our union—and you can help! Sign our petition today and show our leadership that you want change in the gaming industry. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp... 71019607 1K
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love the Charizard going boneless haha 120 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Got a little in over our heads on a walk 0172 17
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Haha aw, I’ve touched thousands of fish by now. It’s only a risk if you cut yourself while handling fish. In this case: fish innards and river water. As long you don’t have a fresh scrape you can touch fish to your heart’s content! 000 0
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just a skin infection from the ✨lightest✨ scrape on asphalt during a particularly dirty job. It’s common enough (anglers tend to get it) that I knew to seek treatment before it got bad. Left the littlest scar so I’m allowed in the Salty Spitoon now at least :} 240 4
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Absolutely not lol but I get it if you do take it 🫣 100 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Unrelated but I love this very Jim Varney expression 020 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There’s a thing called fish handler’s disease. You get it from handling the fish you see.static.klipy.comSomebody's Gotta Win: Might As Well Be MeAlt: Gif of some duck dynasty looking guy saying “Somebody's Gotta Win: Might As Well Be Me” 040 4
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yeahh the gods eye camera gave it a sense of epicness that I wasn’t into. Between that and the seemingly right out of the box sound effects in the trailers, I skipped it. I trust your taste tho. I gotta get around to watching it. 100 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I haven’t seen it yet due to my superior taste in movies about cartoon animals that aren’t here to make friends 010 1
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]Ash G. @kilomonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026im okay with my drawings being tossed if it doesnt work but i am very not okay with the feeling of my time itself being wasted. 0222 22
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026D’oh <3 (Only if I can grow up to be u) 120 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gonna be hearing this all next week when we spawn big chummers :] 020 2
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]gll l a m . @glamdoodle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026in the time it's taking me to draw some new promo art the hours are quickly dwindling SO!! LAST 48 HOURS TO GET MY SHIRT!!! If you reply to me with a proof of purchase (safely!!) I'll sketch you up a request doodle real quick! ;3 rawpaw.ink/collections/...rawpaw.inkSunshine Sauna by glamdoodleIt's the King's Big Day, and he's gonna spend it in his private oasis. Share the summer vibes with the biggest menace around with this tee! Maybe he'll make some room for you if you're lucky. ;3 45021 50
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This awooga comes with its own bad bonk 010 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Every year I post this for just the two of us hahah 010 1
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]Amy Probably @socklessinseattle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Someday I’ll actually see this lil freak at the festival 1163 16
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]Amy Probably @socklessinseattle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today was just a preview of what Issaquah Salmon Days is going to be like. Highly recommend making the trek out here. 3222 22
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hey everybody C: youtu.be/-gPuH1yeZ08?...youtu.beThe Most Unwanted Song (FULL VERSION)YouTube video by FraKctured 221 2
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A fun fact nobody tells you: You can call a public hatchery and ask when they perform scheduled spawnings. So long as you stand at a safe distance from workers and equipment you’re welcome to spectate! #salmonrun 1112 11
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If you live near a hatchery now is the time to visit for weird acts of tenacity and hornidness 2223 22
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Took this EOD Friday after the fish ladder entrance was shut off for being at capacity. Imagine the traffic jam we’re coming back to tomorrow. #salmonrun 1132 13
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Yep. I have to imagine that at the time this was shot her instincts that drive her deceitfulness were turned up to 11. 010 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wandered through the county fairgrounds and had to get a pic of this Horses In Love painting that’s been weathered into psychedelia. 0125 12
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]krismukai.bsky.social @krismukai.bsky.social · 07/09/2026watermelon guy I drew for Giant Robot's YOKAI group show this Saturday :) 112022 120
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Bluesky unmatched as the joke understanding website 111426 114
Reposted by Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ]the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026yes, however also 4856143 856
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026lmao I actually say this. You know you’ve had enough when your perception starts chugging like you’ve had adobe running in the background for too long 150 5
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Slow down girlypop you’re dropping frames hahah 160 6
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That eyeline on the A24 Holmes trailer is insane. Are we thinking AI touchups or are Oppenheim techniques just that carefully done? 111 1
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Kasey why do your eyes bug out like that every time we light up. Is your neck itchy or something 150 5
Roan Everly [ AVAILABLE ] @roanrampant.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Guaranteed some real weird weed flashbacks. I like it. 010 1