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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 4h

And he insists they call him "Daddy."

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 11h

As always, if he starts branding again, run!

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Give her credit for a smart wordrobe choice with the secondary collar. She has that same hole at the base of her throat that Barbara Billingsley had. That's why she always whore those pearls on "Leave it to Beaver." Regarding KZ, it kinda goes of the rails when she opens her mouf.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The Idiot who goes on-and-on about how Wind Farms kill Birds signed-off on this.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You, a man who played some ball. In an alternate universe your game warrants first round selection by an NFL team. However, you have been selected by the Chargers. What are the chances you "go Archie Manning" and tell them to eff-off?

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

it's too bad Trump is terrified of sharks, cuz, you know... Then again, it would be limited to rivers and coastlines.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sweet, now what about the guitar strings growing out of my ears.

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

PEAK DELUSION.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That's an used animatronic from Chucky Cheese, re-skinned to appease Trump's kink for skinny blondes.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I want to see a player simulate hitting a weed bong, then - after all the sh!t rains down - claim, "but it's medicinal".

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'll help. The warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Below the fold at the SDUT. Embarrassing as it is scary.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

#PresidentExtinctionComet San Diego Active-Duty Members: About 115,000 Veterans: 230,000 Defense Jobs: 356,000 Below the fold in the SDUT. Granted my Padres on the brink of elimination in the playoffs is huge, but c'mon.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He's an idiot, but a dangerous idiot. Just can not believe his spewing doesn't turn heads.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

While Liberty Biberty should be launched into the Sun, there is another Liberty ad with issues. When Limu Emu and Doug attempt to parachute into a stadium, they gloss over the fact the Limu - a flightless bird - is getting a taste of flight for the first time. Limu should be going nuts.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

are these a couple of his "Big Strong Guys with Tears in their Eyes"?

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

From Star Trek TOS, a logo from the evil alternative universe episode, "Mirror, Mirror".

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Maybe he can get some pointers on a how not to bankrupt a casino.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Some one could place his hand in a bowl of warm water. Wait, nevermind. Darn daipers!

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Also, a word to people who think lip fillers look good.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why is it that authoritarians who demand conformity, are the most repugnant? youtu.be/4WdtAj8jYMM?...

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Can't believe the Padres gave up their #2 prospect to acquire Casey Mize. That's way too much for a batting practice pitcher, who for some unexplained reason, was placed on the MLB roster and giver starts in meaningful games.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It's not like Casey Mize was facing a small flight of stairs or something equally frightening tonight. Dude is the suckiest suck that ever sucked, and might be the Padres' worst acquisition since Ryan Ludwick.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. #Padres #NLWildCard #MLB

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

D should know by now, that "Scowley Face" just doesn't work with the international audience. "Constipation Face" needs to be his go-to in these situations. Mel on the other hand, never looked more like a scheming Marketing V.P. - with no game other than A.I. - ready to lay-off more employees.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Trump's "Constipation Face" is SO much better than his "Scowley Face". Kinda surprised that Nat and his fluffers/handlers don't use it more.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Note to the content presentation folks. The "Phone Frame" sucks. It eats space and necessitates smaller type. This is a bad, lame-ass trend that needs to stop. C'mon, CNN, some people still prefer to read. The propaganda outlets hire better layout people.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

MLB legend Ricky Henderson (who ALWAYS spoke in the 3rd person) boarding a team bus with few seats. RH: "No seats for Rickey? Rickey don't get no seat? Ain't nobody got a seat for Rickey?" Teammate: "Just tell one of the rookies to move. You've got tenure." RH "Tenure?! Nah, Rickey got 15 years!"

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The 2nd ATM visit is always the lucky one.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"If you use the word, 'extortion' again, I'll have your legs broken." - Mayor Carmine DePasto

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

He always sound like a unqualified job applicant who somehow made it to the final round of interviews.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Physical decay and being on the wrong side of the life expectancy bell curve sucks. Trust me on this. But this McConnell stuff is nuts.

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Scowly Face" is lexicon worthy. As always - Nice work!

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible. Fleetwood Mac & Cheese Lynyrd SkynnyPop

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

ESPN has been whoring-up for a while now. I'll shake my wrinkled fist at a cloud, while longing for the days of Tom Mees, Charlie Steiner, and Chris Berman (pre HR Derby and Charger powder blue jersey obsession).

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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"We have a need for an enlightened, watchful articulate opposition. We have no need for semi-secret societies who are absolutist, dictatorial and would substitute for a rule of law and reason an indiscriminate assault on the institutions that must be held sacrosanct." Rod Serling

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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Hate to say it. But if you thought Jan 6 was bad, just wait.

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