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RoadkillMcVegas

@roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social
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Pigeon/Pedestrian Rights Advocate. Good tipper. Padres fan. Be kind to old people and pigeons... and old pigeons. Nazis, Marketing VPs, the Chargers, the Dodgers and Reno, can all go to Hell. No hooker-bots please.

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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
PEAK DELUSION.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#PresidentExtinctionComet San Diego Active-Duty Members: About 115,000 Veterans: 230,000 Defense Jobs: 356,000 Below the fold in the SDUT. Granted my Padres on the brink of elimination in the playoffs is huge, but c'mon.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also, a word to people who think lip fillers look good.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't believe the Padres gave up their #2 prospect to acquire Casey Mize. That's way too much for a batting practice pitcher, who for some unexplained reason, was placed on the MLB roster and giver starts in meaningful games.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's not like Casey Mize was facing a small flight of stairs or something equally frightening tonight. Dude is the suckiest suck that ever sucked, and might be the Padres' worst acquisition since Ryan Ludwick.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. Casey Mize SUCKS at baseball. #Padres #NLWildCard #MLB
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Physical decay and being on the wrong side of the life expectancy bell curve sucks. Trust me on this. But this McConnell stuff is nuts.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible. Fleetwood Mac & Cheese Lynyrd SkynnyPop
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"We have a need for an enlightened, watchful articulate opposition. We have no need for semi-secret societies who are absolutist, dictatorial and would substitute for a rule of law and reason an indiscriminate assault on the institutions that must be held sacrosanct." Rod Serling
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Show that you're closing in on 100 years old, with 10 acts you’ve seen live: Beatles Rolling Stones The Who Bruce Springsteen and the E St. Band Blue Oyster Cult Cheap Trick Heart Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers The Outlaws Simon & Garfunkel
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Carl Sagan’s prediction about America, made 31 years ago.
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Ya might as well just call me...
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Seinfeld: Jason Alexander's T-Bone Moment
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Spider Science #SpidermanBrandNewDay youtu.be/U5MYa4tyMeU?...
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How Many Guys Dressed As Spider-Man Can Fit In Jamba Juice? | David Letterman
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
too many damn Megans. that is all
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's not the #2020Election It's the outcome of the Civil War, that they want to change.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Thoughts and Prayers to all players drafted by the #Chargers this weekend. If you know, you know. #NFLDraft
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
"Advertising teaches people not to trust their judgment. Advertising teaches people to be stupid." -Carl Sagan, Contact
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Frank was Antifa.
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Make America America Again youtu.be/k0CzXi9e66M?...
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The Dictator’s Speech (Clip) | The Great Dictator (1940) | TCM
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
next time you visit Zoo... Watch the body language of predatory animals when they see small children. As far as the facial expression goes... please see the sick fck in the ill-fitting tie.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
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two men are posing for a picture and one has a pink tie on
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"Better the hard truth, I say, than the comforting fantasy.” ― Carl Sagan
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Ghislaine Maxwell concludes with, "and his penis isn't small at all" #IdiotsVotedForSchemerIn2016SettingUpDictatorship
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
#Padres vs. #Dodgers Cease and King will sign with LA in the off-season and win alternating Cy Youngs for the next four seasons.
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP Ozzy Listened to 'No More Tears' the other day. Great album. "Mr. Tinker Train" for some reason, made me think of 45/47. 🤔
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Friendly Reminder for those involved with the Indiana Jones reboot.... Nazis are the bad guys!
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Anne C. Serling @anneserling.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"Portrait of a bush-league Führer...like some goose-stepping predecessors, he searches for something to explain his hunger, and to rationalize why a world passes him by without saluting. In his own twisted and distorted lexicon, he calls it faith, strength, truth." Rod Serling
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RoadkillMcVegas @roadkillmcvegas.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Suck it, Spanos.
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