woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This crown was slightly bigger than my fist. Knew this was bound to happen since broccoli is a crop that needs a lot of fertilizer, which is in short supply rn. A perfect encapsulation of two broken promises. 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Feeling very triumphant having lured this wasp out of my bathroom and back outside with a juicy pear. Wasps get too much hate. They're very chill tbh. I had this one in my hand and everything. 000
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Why wouldn't you want to come the Midwest, USA? Specifically Cincinnati ohio. We have so much great food here! 010
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Started to go through the bs age verification to see what that was all about. And they can fuck right off with this. DON’T GIVE YOUR PERSONAL INFO TO THESE PRIVATE COMPANIES 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 20/06/2026love how this is supposed to be discussing couchfuckers conversion to Catholicism but the building on the cover is a Methodist church. 000
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 14/05/2026this would have scared the absolute living hell out of me as a kid if I saw it coming at me in the store 000
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 05/04/2026picked a rogue tomato plant out of my compost bin last fall. Wanted to see if it would do anything indoors. The og tomato was grown in a greenhouse, so this plant did quite well indoors next to a sunny window. It produced this perfect mini beefsteak 832610
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Repost from threads, because this is better than any way I could have iterated it. 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026me when the dude at the table next to us refers to another diners very young daughters as females when they got excited over talking about going to Target 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/01/2026you a bitch if you drive this monstrosity. The only Tesla model where you can’t say “I bought it before we knew he was bad.” A Red flag on four wheels. 020
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Won’t forget him tweeting this out right after he won my district and feeling absolutely disgusted to be represented by such a pathetic excuse for a human being. Wish that people would stop glazing him because he chooses now to say something. He is as evil as the rest of them. 110
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Finally got around to buying pants that actually fit me since I had nothing that came even remotely close in my wardrobe. The brown pants fit me without a belt only a year ago. I just bought the jeans today. 010
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 12/10/2025and when I thought dollskill couldn’t get worse. Marketed as “retro nerd costume” 120
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 23/09/2025me getting ready to talk about all the cool bugs I see during the day to my boyfriend. 020
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 22/09/2025the houseplant trade exacerbates the spread of invasive wildlife. Don’t believe me? Check out this tree frog and brown anole, both native to Cuba, that I found at work today. They came up on a truck from Florida, where they are a huge problem. 020
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 04/08/2025put my shit in this locker at my new job without even seeing the sticker on it. Y’know 💅🏻🌿 010
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/08/2025My friends and I were just discussing our celebrity crushes and I had to reveal to everyone that mine is Tiny Tim. My boyfriend was actually shocked lmao. But……wouldwouldwouldwouldwouldWOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLDDDDD 110
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 23/06/2025finally know enough from growing stuff at work to use those methods on stuff I grow at home. Behold, my tray of microgreens with no mold, algae, or anything else funky. A first for me. 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 10/06/2025my carpal tunnel has really been ramping up the past few months and these fuckin things have become the bane of my existence. 100
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 01/06/2025June 1st let’s gooooooooooo 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 000
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 15/05/2025is this not the most perfect first strawberry of the season? 110
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 18/03/2025This stunner thinks she can just walk up in my house and avoid having me take 50+ pictures of her. 000
woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Just removing this before it inevitably falls off and gets eaten by someone’s pet/wildlife 000
