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i do it for the girls & the gays, that’s it!!

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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 7h
They really got nothing on this man, so they are lying and demonizing folks with mental health issues all in one go. on brand for Republicans. This is also laughable to me as a previous patient at Lindner. They're not sharing your business with anyone except who you choose.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Idk. I'm not really interested in watching a documentary about a rich woman who fucked people over with her snake oil blood machine. Especially since she has linked up with Peter theil and is now getting out of jail early, which I'm sure isn't totally a coincidence
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm tired of these "they go low so we go high" libs that are trying to tell ppl off for commenting on Susan Dell's uncanny appearance. This woman is a billionaire leech trying make money off of children. How are you a billionaire and getting the cheapest looking facelift ever?
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been getting a lot of really vile anti sherrod brown letters in my mail box with none of my other neighbors getting any. I have a pride flag in one window and two posters supporting queer rights in my others and I can't help but feel like it's being done on purpose.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is what happens when you vote blue no matter who. You get people like Newsom and Fetterman.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got another diagnosis today of bpd and as the doc was reading out my dx that fuck ass bpd and ecstasy song played in my head.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good news: got an official PTSD dx. Bad news: the clinic at the hospital specifically for PTSD induced trauma therapy only defines it as occuring from a direct threat to your life and that it can't possibly happen if you weren't in immediate danger. Crazy work for a top hospital in 2026.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People shouldn't sleep on the fact that the Tri Delt sorority is also named as a defendant. Everyone talks about SA by frat guys but no one talks about the sorority women who will gladly protect them and help shield them from accountability
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This thing looks like an Adipose
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
people's most basic securities have not yet eroded away. When the price of the most basic food stuffs becomes unaffordable, that's when everything will start to collapse.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
holy shit
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And they'll say that we voted for the trump Republicans if we don't vote for them. You all are the same. Fuck ohio Democrats.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And that's how you do it.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This crown was slightly bigger than my fist. Knew this was bound to happen since broccoli is a crop that needs a lot of fertilizer, which is in short supply rn. A perfect encapsulation of two broken promises.
A crown of broccoli next to a image displaying the price ($1,79 each)
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As a former sex worker, I will not be lionizing Gloria Steinem.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The thing about Harry Potter is that even if Joanne wasn't a horrible person it would still be beating the dead horse. Society has progressed beyond the need for Harry Potter.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The powers that be wanna be like "the poors need to eat beans and rice" like the average cost of a can of beans haven't gone up more than a dollar in the past decade. I am a beans and rice veteran. Garbanzo beans were 60 cents in 2017. Now they're almost $1.50. Rice too!
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Feeling very triumphant having lured this wasp out of my bathroom and back outside with a juicy pear. Wasps get too much hate. They're very chill tbh. I had this one in my hand and everything.
A paper wasp on a pear.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
memories of a life once lived
Green mug with "MyFreeCams" written on it in white
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Some of the things that were handed down to me from previous generations were beautiful handmade quilts. If I chose to have kids, they'd be getting the John pork blanket made from 100% polyester.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I really think Jake Lange wants to get kirked. I think he wants to become a martyr for the far right.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why wouldn't you want to come the Midwest, USA? Specifically Cincinnati ohio. We have so much great food here!
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The doctor for the group home I lived at as a kid was a true dr feel good and got everyone hooked on stimulants and benzos. I got dx'd with "tourettes tendencies". My mom ended up confronting him in an appointment and he told her she had tourettes tendencies too because she was shaking her leg.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every day I think about how covid caused a mass die off and how society just so quickly seemed to forgot it ever happened.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If anyone wants to know what the autistic experience is like, it's getting in trouble for something that everyone else does and being the scapegoat
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the one slayyyter fan who hasn’t given wgia a listen yet (me)
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Started to go through the bs age verification to see what that was all about. And they can fuck right off with this. DON’T GIVE YOUR PERSONAL INFO TO THESE PRIVATE COMPANIES
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shakira Shakira
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
shoutout to the person at the bus stop who had the shirt on that said “cunting season”
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In the two years I worked on a farm, not once did I see or here about anyone from the usda doing any sort of inspection. Nor from the state. We had one audit that was done by an independent organization that the company paid to have done and that was our only inspection that “guaranteed” safe food
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have experienced the worst of both the American health care system and the NHS and I can say without a doubt that the nhs is still a better than american health care.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It feels so good to freely be able to post about how my former employer operates in Israel without risk of retaliation. BOYCOTT THE FUCK OUT OF 80 ACRES FARMS & SOLI ORGANICS.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Manifesting the new ceo of Cigna to be shuffled off this plane of existence
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Since lettuce is a hot topic right now, don’t buy any from 80 Acres Farms if you don’t support genocide. They have been operating in Israel since 2024.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
obviously no one in Andrew’s life actually loves him enough to give him solid fashion advice.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Since lettuce is a hot topic right now, don’t buy any from 80 Acres Farms if you don’t support genocide. They have been operating in Israel since 2024.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Thank you so much Cigna for completely cutting my mental health benefits for the PPO insurance I pay $300 month for. Luigi did nothing wrong. There will be more like him. Maybe me if I had a gun.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just seen a content creator in the wild with his gf filming everything. Ladies, if you are doing this with your man make sure he’s giving you a slice of the revenue.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My job stopped supplying cutlery in the break room. When confronted on this, they made some shit up about how we are an environmentally friendly company and doing this is in line with our mission Nvm we are wasting thousands of gallons of water to grow leafy greens we just end up throwing away.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Walk into the function and everyone is watching a littlest pet shop version of the jfk assassination on tv.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Madonna made me gay. When I was 4, I watched the premiere of the Frozen MV on MTV and while I was too young to have crushes and understand the concept of romantic feelings, I saw her and felt something STRONG. Now I’m queer.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nobody in this administration was ever truly loved as a child. Sad!
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
with literally everything going wrong at the America 250 thing, I’m really hoping that the fireworks display is being put together by someone who is a trusted pyrotechnic expert that won’t cause untold horrors in DC.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At thehardtimes.net/blog/we-sat-...
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We Sat Down With Anti-Trans Swimmer Riley Gaines To Find Out What Other Sports She Fucking Sucks At
If you’re fortunate enough to have never heard of anti-trans activist Riley Gaines, she is a former collegiate swimmer who came in... Get the full story
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
phone manufacturers be like “people are device hoarding by not buying new phones every 2 years. Anyway, here’s our latest model. It’s $1,300 and we aren’t dropping the price ever.”
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I cheer the loudest for the kink and furry groups at the pride parade
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Folks are right about the average movie experience being shit because of people not shutting the fuck up. Went to see Backrooms and the whole time this family was behind us chatting it up and reacting to every single thing they saw. And also farting very audibly.
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Real ones know that Ardeer Beach is the place to be
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woke penpen @roachcouture.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
love how this is supposed to be discussing couchfuckers conversion to Catholicism but the building on the cover is a Methodist church.
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