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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First look at "Oreo Cookie Diaper Goldfish Cracker Cucco" in the upcoming Legend of Zelda movie. In theaters April 30th, 2027.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Martin, you won't regret this. Welcome to TEAM FUTURE!
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I hate how obvious it is that the creators of WALL-E wanted to fuck him.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. 👀
First look at Ricky Gervais in Nintendo's R.O.B. Movie. 👀 He looks like R.O.B. but with a Ricky Gervais twist.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
My life is nothing but a Pepe greentext.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Same energy.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. Source: Nintendo
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ. Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis." It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America. Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool. #RoastBeast
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
iDubbbz said the next Content Cop is on the SpongeBob episode "House Fancy" for torturing Squidward. 👀
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
How I feel lately as a Mizayaki (Studio Ghibili) fanboy who knows how to ChatGPT. 😢
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Same energy. #NoOnesSafe #RoastingEverybody
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Unethical animal experiments have been LEGALIZED! 👀🔥‼️ Experiments could roam the Earth by 2026. 🌎
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Same energy.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
> Charisma (famous YouTuber) > Leadership (years of running a social media empire) > Influence (popularized music for an entire generation) > Honesty and civility (gave Not Like Us a 0 for its use of personal attacks) Now say it with me: "President Anthony Fantano." #Fantano2028
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That's it. I'm officially BEEFING with Ye. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What does a substitute teacher know about beef?" I beefed with an annoying kid named Kyle for 12 years. I spread so many rumors... Everyone ended up hating him because of me and now he's homeless! 😂
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
All this over some chocolates is crazy. 😭 (This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Seven members of Anonymous were at the inauguration and the media has said nothing. It's all a distraction. All of it.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Tattoo I'm thinking of getting which represents loving movies:
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Can't stand coworker media such as The Office, which embodies everything I hate: Cheesy writing. Feel-good humor. Romance. Characters. Moments. Using tools for example the camera to film the show. I'll pass; I have everything I need right here.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
BREAKING: Trump just pardoned Diddy according to this image. I think I'm gonna be sick...
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
How it feels to win yet another "Toy Story 2 is bad" debate against a normie who has neither seen nor thought about Toy Story 2 in 19 years:
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The fistfights I used to witness over who was better... 😭
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Spotify Wrapped "culture" is rather humorous. "Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?" No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
What if Super Mario game release in 2000? 🤔 👀 "Y2K Super Mario 2000" with Y2K aesthetic: 👾💿🔥
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
This was the exact moment I knew she had no chance of winning. #prediction
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Saddest yet awesome Thanksgiving message from these babies. 👀
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
That post-cousin walk Turtle Yogurt hits like nothing else... 🔥
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
im soooo done with my hatin ass grandpa.. always on his bully shit 🙃 hope he enjoys eating a plate of BURNT TURKEY tonight 🔥 #ThanksgivingCrashout
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They made me First Buddy because I'm goofy! #PlanetElon
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
We don't want Ariana Grande. We don't want Cynthia Erivo. We want a REAL Wicked movie with REAL talent. #RecastTheWickedMovie
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not a single Eminem song in the failing Wicked Movie. 🤦 My audience kept asking "Where's Eminem? Where's Marshall?" and we walked out the moment we realized he wasn't coming. Biggest fanbase betrayal in film history. 🤡 #WickedMovie
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Actually, let's normalize typing with proper capitalization and punctuation. You know, like adults? Grow up.
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Time to debug the government... X style! #PlanetElon
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Paint @roachcollector.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Plankton roasts the whole family.
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