Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026As ever, on the anniversary of birth of Jim Henson, I'd like to acknowledge two of my greatest influences and inspirations... #Heroes 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Whenever Michele Bullock or one of her unctuous economist drones talk of wanting an uptick in unemployment, there seems to be no realisation that every one of those percentage points are real human beings trying to survive. Fuck you people. #InterestRates #RBA #auspol 1103
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait, we're not going to get to hear Dance Monkey before the NRL Grand Final?🏉 Desperate times, desperate measures: Is Billy Idol available? Put the call in! 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Hanson acolytes absolutely following the Trump playbook... 1/. "She didn't say that!" *Yeah, she did. 2/. "She was taken out of context!" *No, she wasn't. 3/. "Well, obviously what she meant was...". *No, she said it again. 4/. "Well, she's right you know." *Fucksake. #OneNotion #auspol 051
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I have developed a standard response to the increasing numbers of fuckwits coming out of the woodwork across various social media platforms this week: #9/11 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Welcome again to Mick Thomas's royalty bump equivalent to Paul Kelly's December 21st. #GravyDay #FathersDay 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Cafe Interior, Afternoon (Patrick Caulfield, 1973). 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just Bridie, playing a late friend's vintage Bechstein. Mostly his own songs which so quietly reach into your calloused ventricles, then finishes off with The Proclaimers' Sunshine On Leith - one of those tunes that could bring a tear to a glass eye. #DavidBridie #OnKarensPiano 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Depending on your news source, those who protested, walked out, or simply didn't go to the #Swans game were: a/. Pointing out "the boys" were dickheads, or... b/. Complaining the club's treatment of "the boys". Pick a side. #CheerCheer #JustAnotherCultureWar 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Can we just spare a thought for the poor bastards who are tenants in Dave Hughes' investment properties? #Hughesy 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"I don't get it." "We should have that put on a t-shirt for you..." #SlowHorses 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Seriously, at any point did we expect an #IDF "investigation" of the IDF firing on an aid convoy and ambulances to come back with any other conclusion than victim blaming, "accident of war" and/or "Oh well, shit happens"? Genocidal fucking psychopaths. #auspol #ZomiFrankcom #Gaza 293
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 15/08/2026"So, why did you stand here in #Clacton?" "That's where the election was, Jon." Count Binface, still absolutely across the political situation. 120
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Test cricket on the telly - in August! 🏏 Supplementary: Matt Hayden, pretty obviously the next sportsman with an "Advanced Hair, yeah yeah!" deal. #AUSvBAN 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I do like the irony of angry boomers announcing "I'm not giving my details to the government!" obviously forgetting the days when every home had a phone book with everybody's addresses in it. #Census 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It was the NKVD's mastery of disguise that allowed Trotsky's assassin to blend in seamlessly with the local population. Sidebar: Bloody big icepicks down Mexico way... 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bradley's Head Saturday Afternoon (Max Dupain, c. 1950). 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Not sure I can recall a band called "Roger". #Jeopardy #WhatIsWilco? 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"Flog" is a particularly #Melbourne kind of insult. Sam Newman is a particularly #Melbourne kind of flog. See also: Dave Hughes. 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Instead of watching #Insiders, I went to a nice cafe and had a bacon & egg roll and a couple of cups of good coffee in the sunshine. Apparently I missed an interview with Jane Hume, just reinforcing the point that I made the correct decision. #auspol 2130
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 01/08/2026So, is any journalist going to front Trump that his story of "350 feet of box cutter vandalism" was either a figment of his imagination or a deliberate lie? Yeah, didn't think so. #ReflectingPool 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The most pleasing bit is probably that the like and retweet came from the Lee kiddie himself. Now, just to make us all feel that bit older, Ben is now 47. #EasternRosella #AustralianMusic 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I am pleasantly surprised by Nicholas' restraint, and maybe even more by the Balzary kiddie going all Chet Baker toward the end... #Flea #WichitaLineman youtu.be/73P2drWXulM?...youtu.beFlea feat. Nick Cave - Wichita Lineman (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by Flea 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Tram bound for Lilyfield in Ross Street crossing Bridge Road, Forest Lodge. (City of Sydney Archives, c.1958). 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The saddest part - well, one of the saddest parts - is that the small crude old fool genuinely thinks he is funny. And has enough bootlickers and toadies around buzzing around to tell him he is. #Trump #WhiteHouseCorrespondentsDinner 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Pauline Hanson fluffers now just doing a local version of the MAGA defence: 1/. "(S)He didn't say that!" *Yeah, (s)he did. 2/. "(S)He was taken out of context!" *No, (s)he wasn't. 3/. "Well, obviously what (s)he meant was...". *No, (s)he said it again. 4/. "Well, (s)he's right you know." #auspol 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Alrighty then. Maybe next week, after the first rush of wankers and ghouls wander through. #Whiteley aapnews.aap.com.au/news/artist-...aapnews.aap.com.auArtist's spirit returns as Whiteley studio reopensThe studio of celebrated Australian artist Brett Whiteley will reopen to the public after extensive renovations. 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Delegates. Comrades. Could you just at least keep this a bit in mind? Thanks. #LaborNationalConference #Adelaide 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Across many of the social media platforms I utilise, very much post of the day... #Rosebud 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So, Pauline... *Circlejerk cuppa with Yaxley-Lennon. *Sicilian resort trip as Gina's poodle. *White Australia Policy nostalgia. *And now: "Domestic violence is a two-way street". It's like she's trying to lose votes. What's the angle? #OneNotion #auspol 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hanson: "I've never advocated for the White Australia policy." Also Hanson: "Yes Tommy, Australia started turning to shit when Whitlam ended the White Australia policy." With all due respect, you disingenuous old mole: get fucked. #OneNotion #auspol 073
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Barnaby Joyce's enduring appeal to the common man: *Shagging the secretary. *Passing out pissed on the footpath. *Yelling at the dog. #OneNotion #auspol 152
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A few friends have asked if I want to go see The Odyssey. But, as ever, a wide ignorance and disinterest in ancient Greek myth and legend remains a real Achilles' knee for me.🦵📜🏛️ 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Those who can, do. Those who can't, use AI prompts. 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It remains difficult to explain to many redneck conservatives that six morbidly obese guys wearing plaid shirts in a Ford F-150 with a Confederate flag painted on it carrying AR-15s does not constitute "a well-regulated militia...". #AmericaYoureFucked 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The fight in #Clacton is now a man dressed as a bin versus a bin dressed as a man. 110
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It appears Franz Kafka didn't handle July all that well. 000
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Of course #Trump knew he wasn't talking to the real Teddy Roosevelt. But he did think it was Robin Williams. #TwilightAtTheMuseum 010
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Hanson drops 10 percentage points in latest #RedbridgePoll. That National Press Club speech worked a treat. Labor's cunning plan of just letting her speak obviously a tactical masterstroke. #OneNotion #auspol 051
Ross Clelland @rnclelland.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Could it be that Joe Bogan, sorry, #KarlStefanovic, overestimates his popularity with the general public? I've heard cocaine can do that. #JustSayin' 011