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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 20h
VOLITION - Do it for the city. Go. SHIVERS - Do it for the wind. LOGIC - Do it for the picture puzzle. Put it all together. Solve the world. One conversation at a time.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 22h
Now Playing: Victor Jones
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I Get Hurt (Lyric Video)
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am the very model of a covid conscious lesbian A trendy bar in Western Massachusetts' where I'm setted in We asked our kind patrons could the masks perhaps be optional And thanks to their vociferous response things have turned topical
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feels like the arc of history bends inexorably towards wherever it looks to be going right now. When progressive ideas were in ascendancy it was easy to imagine we were taking the next steps in a great lineage of liberation, nowadays it seems like the yoke of capital has only ever gotten heavier.
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Mark Wallace @wallaceme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok don’t let’s get carried away but I found something genuinely good on Threads.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I started bringing a speaker to work months ago specifically so I wouldn't have to listen to Irish radio playing Choosin' Texas for the 500th time so I am unsure why it's only now become a focus of ire
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A edit of the coyotes eating cats meme that reads: "Sam Altman told me his LLMs keep hacking things so I asked how many exploits they know he said he just fills the training data with more hackathon logs afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just training rogue AIs for publicity and then Eliezer Yudkowsky started crying."
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Crashout Event Horizon: Where an argument with the internet stops being a one time thing and gets internalised as a lifelong crusade. Scholars differ on how long a poster must be crashing out for before passing the CEH: five days? two weeks? Each new crashout provides valuable data to analyse
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 24/09/2026
"so what's your take?" "I think the private sector can solve all of a nations problems and the government doesn't have to do anything" "100% disagree"
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The creators of the 2010s ITV crime procedural "Scott & Bailey" were cowards. Motte is a perfectly cromulent surname for a (fictional) British person to have, there was no need to disguise their title pun so sheepishly.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I'm just this now
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sandwich place near work are front running their new menu with me whenever I order, "Next week" they say, "We think you're really gonna love it". Is this what Ted Danson feels like all the time?
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our local's signature cocktail is called the Constable's Lament, it's Curaçao, Kina Lillet and something from a dusty old bottle labelled "Ae tonik för ayle the ſicknesses 'f ye modryn aege"
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Postmodern? No thanks, I don't really play mtg
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Was meeting a friend for a drink in town last night when another friend texts and tells us to come to McNeill's of Capel Street. Walk in and he's at the bar drinking with Patrick Warburton. Took everything I had to resist talking his ear off about Venture Bros.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"You don't need them Ed, you've never needed them, just like your song says. Let's do that one first next gig, it always makes you feel better..."
Loop Pedal
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Feeling microscopically less embarrassed about drunkenly stumbling my way through Hinds Hall last time I was at Karaoke
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Couldn't help but notice the hill-side dew-pearled this morning, looked up and there was a lark on the wing, had to be sure so, I looked at a nearby thorn and 'lo and behold there was a snail on it. You know what that means?
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Imagine you're a struggling DJ, in moment of desperation you take a gig at a 6am coffee rave, in the middle of your set of corporate mandated sauceless ambient a 40 year old junior account exec bumps into your beat up CDJ-400s and the Danganronpa OST cues up.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#SaturdayInspo
The photo of a frog getting thrown into the air by a NASA rocket launch, his tiny silhouette stark against the plume of fire and smoke. It has been captioned "We're All In The Gutter, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Stars"
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For every like this post receives I will widen transport minister Darragh O'Brien's gaping maw further.
Failed Housing Minister and failing Transport Minister Darragh O'Brien at a press conference, his mouth agape, presumably because someone has had the temerity to ask him a question.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quiet enough day at work that part of my job becomes vibing to BROCKHAMPTON on the PA
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The ending title card from Cowboy Bebop but instead of saying "See You Space Cowboy..." it says "Neck Yourself Slop Eater..."
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Classic Dumbass O'Brien, anyone who uses them knows our services are massively oversubscribed, instead of funding expansion they're trying to kill demand. Ignoring that demand for public transport is inelastic so now people will be doubly pissed off paying more for the same crap service #Spéirghorm
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is a favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Christopher Walken 7 Psychopaths
Alt: Christopher Walken in 7 Psychopaths saying "Fucks the cops"
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If May Day Parker didn't inherit spider powers but instead became a protégé to Scott Lang would that make her... Ant May?
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fun way to start a Monday
A DM convo with some scammer pretending to be Ryan Gosling

Scammer: "rjacknox.bsky.social Are you someone I really know? I only follow those I am familiar with."

Me: "Yes Ryan, we met at a party a number of years ago while you were promoting The Gray Man, I complimented your mutton chops, nice to reconnect"

Scammer: "Ok I'm busy right now and I can't text much  , let me have your phone contact , I will reach out to you"

Me: "Of course, I imagine things are getting hectic for you right now gearing up for Ghost Rider. Sadly I dropped my phone into my plate of pasta last night and ate it by accident, but as soon as I can afford a new one I'll pass on my new number"

At which point I was blocked.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a Band Bigger The Leon Dynasty
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Cat: The cup is on the floor now.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Everyone going crazy about Petra Parker and Eda Brock, no one has yet been brave enough to give us Martin James Watson
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hear me out...
From the Wikipedia page for Strancally Castle: "The original Strancally castle was built by Raymond le Gros at the time of the Anglo-Norman invasion of Ireland in the late 12th century. It was then reputedly occupied by Spaniards, who lured the local landowners to a banquet and then dropped them through a secret trapdoor into a flooded cave. When news of the murder hole leaked out the Spanish were routed and the castle destroyed."
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
C-3PO isn't real and nothing indicates that the advancement of LLMs will produce anything like him, unless someone wastes a lot of time and money attempting to kludge together a weak facsimile. He is, ironically, a perfect example of the kind of recombinant idea an LLM would never produce...
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Successfully navigated plane to shuttle to train part of the journey, next stop Paestum. Inferno update: It's hot!
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Omw to the airport to fly to Naples for a wedding later today. Into the inferno we go!
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Nialler9 | Niall Byrne @nialler9.com · 15/08/2026
What wasn't said about Glen Hansard nialler9music.substack.com/p/the-news-a...
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The news at Nine: What wasn't said about Glen Hansard
What wasn't said about Glen Hansard
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Barbers are like takeaways where the more run down looking and out of the way they are the better the experience. Just got my head shaved whilst staring at a hand painted last supper style collage of the casts of The Sopranos, Scarface, The Godfather and Goodfellas. 10/10 no notes.
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thene @thene.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
out it goes: my long post about Rachel Hope Cleves's claim that Tillie Walden plagiarised her book. It's long because Cleves's claim is much, much more bizarre than it looked on first reading. I'm not going to bury the lede here. Cleves's claim does not hold up. buttondown.com/thene/archiv...
stick a pin in this metaphor

…because these covers are a microcosm of the entire conflict; Walden's book is mostly built on writing and other objects left by Sylvia Drake, Charity Bryant, and others. Her work includes many elements from these records that Cleves does not refer to in her book, and many of her interpretations of those records are different from Cleves's interpretations, often intentionally so. In addition to her historical basis, Walden's book includes fictional dialogue and story elements that are original to her work, some of which are inspired by Walden's own life.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Finn Streuper's 'What It's Like to Be a Bat' has already cemented itself as maybe my favourite album of the year, highly recommend checking it out. finnstreuper.com/what-its-lik...
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What It's Like to Be a Bat
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I burned a bowl of mac and cheese getting this photo of the eclipse, woke 2 strikes again
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's crazy that there's a bunch of handsome, erudite, funny dudes winning for the Democrats right now and Obama's barely given them a what's up. Like that's your playbook man, at least recognise game.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Polish is the death of Play
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Forgive me lord for I have sinned, I bought the O'Neill's EP Jersey.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Malcólm X Change
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Wasted opportunity for some serious Scrooge McDucking
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Triptych
"Now for Wrath" in the style of a Now That's What I Call Music album cover"Now for Ruin" in the style of a Now That's What I Call Music album cover"And The Red Dawn" in the style of a Now That's What I Call Music album cover
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
NOW has been compiling the most irritating songs for decades, but now you can use the logo style to "call" anything! The NOW THAT"S WHAT I CALL MUSIC! Font & Logo Generator is live now!
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NOW That’s What I Call Music Logo Font Cover Generator
Type a headline, banner line, and bottom text to build a bold, layered graphic modeled on the NOW That's What I Call Music series, complete with a gradient face, automatic sizing to mimic the original logo stack, and simulated depth.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Every morning I ask myself the same question: Did Microsoft pay @samreich.bsky.social for likeness rights?
One of the cartoon figures from the Microsoft Teams login screen that looks quite a bit like the Dropout CEO.
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The invisible sociological utility of telling someone "Ah would ye feck off!"
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The Last of The Phoenicians @rjacknox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
August is the last stretch before the slumber. It's footracing the long fingered shadow of a sunset.
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Trick Weekes @trickweekes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I ran a "debloat your PC" app people had recommended, and it uninstalled both Slack and Microsoft Teams, and like, look, I love the enthusiasm, and I'm not saying you're WRONG, but I do still gotta get paid.
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