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She/they 18 My gender is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader

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River @river.mycat.space · 2h
They can just look at it in the store
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River @river.mycat.space · 10h
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yuritober day 1 with a puppy and a hound
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River @river.mycat.space · 10h
All the Julie accounts seem to have posts from years ago so I think they’re all hacked accounts
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River @river.mycat.space · 10h
Pinkie pie if she was exhausted yet still herself
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 12h
Good on you Sister's 👏
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River @river.mycat.space · 10h
I’ve seen people say “if you don’t get into a top university just go to the cheapest one” but I feel like the low-end UCs are a good middle-ground where all the students are actually smart and care about school
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 22h
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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River @river.mycat.space · 20h
I mean you’d need to know about his hand fetish ahead of time
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River @river.mycat.space · 20h
Steals it >:3
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River @river.mycat.space · 23h
throws away my. Shot
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Me n who🥺🥺
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JL Foster @jlfoster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My hot take for today: ALL fraternities should be abolished. We don’t need them. Nothing good happens within them. Any perceived value they provide can be found elsewhere.
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Squorsh :3
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Tails the Eve @evetetra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🥤🦊
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Squish :3
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
That’s what Mater says after he’s told it’s Wasabi
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
I’d say a solid 1/5th of all people at my college are trans
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Gableezers!
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Oh, same old same old. What’s up with you?
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
It’s really good as long as you think of it as a standalone film rather than part of a trilogy
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Groinglicious!
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Aunt Fritzie doing a side eye
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Turns you evil
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Had a dream that I was living in Albuquerque but still had to commute to SoCal by plane which took like 6 hours out of my day (I go to college in Santa Cruz and my commute is a 10 minute walk, if I ever wanted to fly back it would take like 45 minutes)
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Nooo *hug* :<
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Give me you🤤🤤
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 01/10/2026
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Is she letting you make an account on it? It is intended to be shared by a family tbf
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Peppermarcie comic :)
Comic starring peanuts characters Peppermint
Patty and Marcie
P1: patty says "I was thinking, what if Chuck starts dating one of us and then he goes in for a kiss? We're completely inexperienced!"
P2: patty grabs marcie by the shoulders and says
"Marcie! We only have one option, we have to practice with each other! Kiss me!" Marcie says "of course, sir"
P3: they kiss
P4: marcie is wiping off her glasses, saying "By the by, this is the 10th time you've asked to practice kissing, sir. You're allowed to just kiss me y'know."
Patty is blushing with her hands in her face, she is telling marcie to shuddup
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the demonic trans neighbors @sleepyfella.nekoweb.org · 01/10/2026
“In our Soviet Union, men and women are not born; organisms are born, but men and women are made." Trofim Lysenko
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Man Writing with Fire
ALT: Man Writing with Fire
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
the. Faggot
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Bed is where you lay your head down to rest tho
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Apparently you have to wait a while since there’s soo many people trying to get it
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
It cannot apparently
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Gd reference??
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
@gronk-si.bsky.social is this true
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
How do you know
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
@gronk-si.bsky.social has a sandwich truly ever been made
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Do you run it?
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
I joined way back when you needed an invite code lmao
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
Driving on Earth*
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
I never realized how often I have to do laundry until I had to pay $2.75 every time I did a load
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River @river.mycat.space · 01/10/2026
:3
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River @river.mycat.space · 30/09/2026
SHE
Online form that lists my pronouns as “SHE” in all caps
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River @river.mycat.space · 30/09/2026
@aripoppy.bsky.social
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