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Pominparadise

@rissainraro.bsky.social
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Welcome to Pominparadise: Where Misadventures Meet Mirth! A delightful mashup of chaotic culinary critiques and cheeky encounters

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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
11 hour kip last night, watch out world 🙆‍♀️
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was a tourist today as Jacobs got some cuzzys over from Oz on a rugby tour. So we went played crazy golf and I think only one hole I got under 5 strokes 😀 Needless to say its a Shit game.
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can't sleep.... who's gonna bore me to death so I can nodd off?
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have no printer anymore it's now a cat bed
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Gerry @atw1062.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DANNY TOMMO IS A BIG CRY BABY PASS IT ON
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never gets old, having lunch under the mango tree with jacobs nana and all the pets come round waiting on scraps
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh!
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently I need to get laid cos "I'm very jumpy" atm 🤔
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mate says I'm a shit parker (of my car) so I just dropped her home and I've just backed and forthed about 9 times to park it perfect in her drive just to wind her up. And it worked cos she got out going "oh my fuckin god"😂😂😂😂 💅
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
♥️ if ya need a smile 🎂🐶♥️😘 enjoy this precious moment 🐶
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jacob's Nana is getting a traditional title on Wednesday she's gotta bite the ear of a dead pig & everything so Jacob is one of her warriors. His dad is currently carving his spear which he has to have to hold back any objectors to her getting the title. Love how they keep all this tradition alive.
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sore throat & shivers.... good morning from the south pacific.... In the upside getting a day off work 🙆‍♀️
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 15/09/2026
A little girl's car was hit with 335 bullets. She begged for help for hours. An ambulance was sent, it was shelled and both paramedics killed. The little girl's body was found 12 days later, alongside her 6 family members. Pointing this out is anti-Semitic and gets you kicked off music tours.
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Took me mate who's a bit down atm, shopping after work and we spent ten minutes trying to get a mini plunger to stick to her forehead... (mine wasn't big enough apparently) Anyway mission completed and I got an extendable duster which the cats broken already. 🙆‍♀️
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 13/09/2026
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He's getting it in a minute I swear to god
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Soon be Christmas @testicleoreilly.com
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I mean anyone would think he just finished a 12 hour shift.... oh wait no that's me!!
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We're all waiting
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Despite the Channel 4 take down Nigel Farage got a standing ovation at Reform UK conference by an audience not yet ready to admit they've been conned by a greedy power-hungry grifter memes via The UK Against Hate
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Don't think Astro likes his new cat food
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Would
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Look at the markings on this beauty @testicleoreilly.com @chesterkop.bsky.social
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now I know I shouldn't laugh at this but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like one of the Muppets 🤷‍♀️
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Furry little adorable climbing bastard
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Still 2 blankets and a hot water bottle weather over here Engerland . Night
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Go on lads go see how much your shriveled ol plums are worth 🙂 Oh and popongi 👋👋
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think one of the workers at thd hut next door has had her heart broken cos she's banging out love songs on the speaker and if I here Celine Deon once more the speakers getting launched. No one needs to hear that while eating lunch. Fucki grow up there's a million willy's in the sea
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 13/08/2026
@atw1062.bsky.social
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Think it's time to get back in the garden, the lemon grass is getting as tall as the banana trees.... is something I never thought this girl from margate would ever say 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We got elections here next week and my choice of candidates are shit tbh.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 08/08/2026
Saturday
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where's my gold ffs !
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And this is why my laptop went flying the other day cos this furry little adorable bastard wants to eat every moko (gheko) he can get to, even if he knows he can't get to it. Dickhead
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What is it about the Trumps that their friend group is primarily comprised of felons, rapists and pedophiles
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stealing ozzy TV to watch the commonwealth games and eating healthy crisps.... what a time to be alive 🙆‍♀️
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Oh hi 👋
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So I asked who's ri0ting on fb and got a ban 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well I'm glad I had to work and not watch that 😁
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm twi thirds through day one of 5 weeks of double shifts, covering one of my workers who has to go home for her immigration break and I'm over it already 🤣🤣🤣
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Anyone wanna work in paradise? My mates hiring.
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Daily here that in Raro, no wonder I'm always so happy 🤣🤣
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hunt the hairband again this morning thanks to our furry little nutless adorable bastard astro Anyway how's your day going Engerlaaaaand ?
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lolz
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 05/07/2026
There's a lot of discussion about the red card being overturned with good points made from all sides but I think one thing we can all agree on is Ronaldo is a rapist.
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TesticleOReilly @testicleoreilly.com · 06/07/2026
I've seen more people upset at Trump interfering with the World Cup than they are at him fucking kids and raping women.
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
What's the footy predictions then lads?
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Pominparadise @rissainraro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Look at their feet! Crocs out, jelly shoes are in over here.... and people wonder why I'm single
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