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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 21h
It's so good! I haven't been so excited for a new game in a very long time.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy gotcha day, Mogget! You are 3+x years old!
A grey tuxedo cat who is a lot more than three slept on his whiskers funny and can't keep track of his eyebrows. He is not doing a very good job of posing for the camera, but he did his best, which isn't saying a lot, but we can't ask more of him than his best.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have really got to stop imagining that I can carry moderate stacks of books short distances.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think a monthly day to be sad would be really beneficial to society. No explanations or level of sadness bar to meet. Just today I am going to be sad and express that how I choose.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's insane how much picking up just a few things costs. $100 used to be a heaping full shopping cart.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I looked at the book. If I had to drive my elderly mother and estranged brother from Alberta to B.C., I would definitely turn into a rabbit and take up smoking.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Work is so boring today that I didn't mind having to put a new roll in the annoying ass paper towel dispenser. If the barcode printer ran out of ribbon, I'd be on that ball in a flash. I'm currently thinking up all the reasons why this rabbit might be smoking and pretending it's work.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did the thing like I'm cool! I am also basically a two trick pony with some outliers.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Unlike the knitting video 🤣
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That sounds so fun
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like crunchy leaf season 🥰
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I noticed it was $2.62/L this morning and nearly had a sympathy heart attack. Not that gas is much better...
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's so late!!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Five hours! I'm so tired I can't tell time!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
TOO LATE! I'm already so tired and it's still six hours until it starts!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's so late!!! I also don't actually sleep until around midnight, but being out of the house is very different from being in pyjamas and reading in a comfy chair!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going to see Ghost in the Shell tonight for its 30th anniversary. The showing doesn't even start until 9:50 pm. I may die. Don't they know that people going to a 30th anniversary event are old??
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have been condemned to handwriting. It is not going well. I've gotten my iPad up to 28% but my battery pack sucks and there's not enough sun to even get a trickle of charge going from solar. The muse is really enthusiastic about this though! Maybe I'll go home tomorrow.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nothing makes me feel existential quite like the milky way. I can see the galaxy, but I'm in the galaxy??
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes you just need some peanut butter in your life
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If I liked marshmallows, this would be the best dying fire.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was really disappointing--I was looking forward to it so much! Art style, animation, music were all great. The writing, pacing, and character development was absolute garbage. Episode 6 was so bad that we decided to stop wasting our time.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mogget did not appreciate me decorating Magical Trevor Mk. 2 and the lack of kibble involved in the process.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wow the new Ghost in the Shell is bad. Like, I'm genuinely angry with it for fucking up so badly, bad.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80-year-olds are dying
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The things being hit on by wasted Xie Lian would do for Hua Cheng's self esteem...
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm back on my iron chef game and it's so homoerotic. A younger man with a longer sword planning a coup against my iron slut--sorry chef.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHA I have taken the Internet away from my so-called "smart" tv and will not be returning it. No more very important AI updates for you, glorified third monitor!!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh no, I hope you feel better soon :(
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh shit wait!! He WAS eating it backwards! Fucking savage! The hard feelings intensify!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At least he wasn't eating it backwards
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I WOULD HAVE SUCH HARD FEELINGS ABOUT THE CAKE. Rufus is a bigger person than me.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
So very sick of it. I know I notice it more because I look at books all day every day, but it's gotten ridiculous.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I've laughed out loud so much reading those books!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Booo. Shingles took me out like nothing I've ever felt before, but I still fear the vaccine.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ice cream truck summoning circle
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ohh!! I need to find a black light!!!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I finished a thing and it's way too hot to wear 🫠
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is such excellent cover design. I can't stop looking at it
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No problem!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(they are!)
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm wondering, is my cousin smoking or do I need to be careful not to startle any friends when going to the outhouse.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
In my defence, I have a terrible sense of smell and do not get nuance. And probably have a lot more skunk experience than weed.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I feel like I should probably be judged for this, but I can't tell the difference between skunk and weed.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love spiders. I was trying to kill a mosquito and this sassy mofo just ran out of its corner, grabbed it, and ran back quick as a flash like a shuttle runner of death.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I've never been able to get through it. I'm sorry, literary world, but I just can't.
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm willing to pay quality vibe dollars for quality shower pump, I swear!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How is it that they make waterproof, submersible, rechargeable vibes, but can't manage the same for a portable shower pump? What do you mean don't get it wet??? IT'S A SHOWER!!
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Safer Paper @risottodazoto.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Funny thing about no one out here except two strangers hired to work on one of the cabins is how it either leads to axe murdering or may we please use your nice outhouse, this one is horrific and we've got steak, potatoes, and salad for you, I'll holler when it's ready.
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