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@risorialdoll.bsky.social
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The dog hasn't barked, but it sure is whining a lot lately.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
OMG You guys have no idea how much I LOVE suffering for 40+ days and then 8 traitors give it all up for a promise. People wanting to 4D chess when they can't play tictactoe, love that confidence for you.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Reminder: we are currently NPCs of Baldur's Gate 4, and RFK Jr is a chosen one with a worm in his head.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Surprised by RFKJ and his MAHA movement ruining the premiere health agencies? It seems like people forgot that he's an illithid. MAHA? Make Absolute Heir Again. DnD and Baldur's Gate 3 has been foreshadowing this for years, we're cooked.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Never trust AI's response to how to reheat a pizza in the air fryer... unless you're into foods crispier than a kit kat.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If Dr. Erika McEntarfer was let go for the jobs numbers, BEA might want to run for the hills after showing these trade numbers 🏃‍♀️💨💨 www.bea.gov/news/2025/us...
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U.S. International Trade in Goods and Services, June 2025 | U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
The U.S. Census Bureau and the U.S. Bureau of Economic Analysis announced today that the goods and services deficit was $60.2 billion in June, down $11.5 billion from $71.7 billion in May, revised.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Today had no work: wheeeeeeeee Tomorrow have work: whoooooooooo
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Mamdani needs to stop being so gorgeous. It's offensive.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Google got hacked, but I'm not worried. For years Google has been ad-targeting me as a cat lover, and has never learned no matter how many times I sneeze in Google's face
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Gotta' glam up and be FIRE for tomorrow; we all know: FIRE beats ICE #protest #june142025 #notmyfirsttimebeingcuffeduwu
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The makeup tip you never asked for, part 1: tired of seeing those dark eye circles and eye bags? Just turn off all sources of light. Follow me for more advice about pasta, I mean makeup.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Taking Bible quotes out of context: "woe to those who see evil as good, and good as evil" while Bondi restores gun rights to a celebrity abuser
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I know the Wisconsin elections are over but Elon if you have any millions left over I'd be happy to take them off your hands.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Less than a 7 second video of you? Here's a 0 second video.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I want to be empathetic with people; it's just that when they say "hi" I instantly become exhausted and want a bellini.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Every time someone mentions garlic confit I keep reading garlic con feet. Guess you can't get that smell out.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Now when I mischat mean gossip in my work chats, I can at least remind myself that at least I'm not Pete Hegseth.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I wonder what I clicked that caused the internet cookie to bake, and now my bsky feed is filled with milk thirst traps
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Maybe someone could provide more insight, but Rep Moskowitz with a history of heckling and mocking (often rightly so) other members of Congress, and yet joins to censure Al Green?
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Fasting in all its forms is a giant lie. Once you start, it doesn't end fast enough; just a slow, grieving process of waiting until you can stuff your mouth with the next donut. Giving fasting a 1 star Yelp review.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Imagine if the Dems won the next election cycle, and the asteroid collided with Earth. In before Trump says "If I were president, that asteroid would never have impacted us."
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Grats on Beyoncé for album of the year! Or for the Spanish speakers like me, felicidades B11.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Please share: the Colombian deportation is not the only one. HSI and ICE have begun raids in common immigrant communities in Puerto Rico, mostly Dominicans (Republic) who tend to congregate in Barrio Obrero, Puerto Rico.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Happy holidays to the heathens. I would say I like you all but let's be real I'm just waiting for you all to rage and post nudies.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Thinking about what Bluesky posts should be called, and I thought up "kites". Too bad I'm not famous and the bsky OGs will send a hitman after me for attempting against "skeets".
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Nancy Mace having nightmares about a transperson using the same bathroom she uses. I'd be unable to sleep, with nightmares of running into any one of Trump's cabinet picks in the bathroom.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
In before republicans shame Biden for pardoning Hunter, yet will praise Trump for pardoning himself once he's in office.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Next year with the tariffs, Thanksgiving dinner is going to be like an episode of The Apprentice. You better do well this year, food sides, else YOU'RE FIRED!
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Me: What? Bluesky isn't an echo chamber! RIGHT!? The Echo Chamber: RIGHT?! RIGHT?! Right?! right?! right? right... ri... ght... r...
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If you all don't hear from me anymore, you all know why
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The end of the world is approaching, and approaching fast. This is how it starts: September hits and stores have Christmas merch, you put up the Christmas tree before Thanksgiving, and climate change has Mariah Carey singing early. Halloween has essentially disappeared. Thanksgiving is next guys.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
You all seem to be living while ignoring your past traumas. Let me do you the favor of reliving some of those traumas. Exhibit #1:
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a close up of a sonic the hedgehog with green eyes
ALT: a close up of a sonic the hedgehog with green eyes
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Some of you people be sus with your "i luv the bsky community we're building". Like the AI bots in X but toxicly positive.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Imagine creating a catfish account about your daily life and create another catfish account to make drama with your first account and catfish fight with yourself and yourself and everyone understood until they found out it was the one and same person and now everyone deciphering catfish-gate
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Someone remind me the next time I need new cabinets, don't call Trump
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
So the original devs created Twitter, sold Twitter for lots of monies, watched it become Xcreted, then created Bluesky to steal back all the users? Such a W move.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Question: if Twitter tweeted, X excreted, and Truth Social trothed, what does Bluesky do? Clouding? Rainbowing? Rayleigh scattering? Asking for me because I don't have friends.
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Because I, too, like to keep Cheetos dust in my pockets and gumming them off my fingers when watching rockets fly bsky.app/profile/meid...
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risorialdoll.bsky.social @risorialdoll.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
bluesky showing how companies and people stopped posting on X, and i never made a post on twitter nor x. where are my kudos, bsky?
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