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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yo how do you call pass interference on the passing team this is why I can’t watch football rigged af

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sheesh I know yall played last night but I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours so wake up plz let me cheer

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Wait we didn’t get a different backup goalie

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m here for this one though @tracyramone.bsky.social ! Let’s go caps!!

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Are… are they bragging about deporting all the farm workers and putting farmers out of business causing a nationwide food crisis and soon famine? Was that what making America great was supposed to be?

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Lmao see this is why I like the sharks they’re just like the caps

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The future of the military is one computer shooting missiles at whoever it wants and thousands of soldiers who stand around looking sexy

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Until I can get a new job I’m stuck in traffic for every caps game so I’ll probably be sharksposting a bit more to start this season

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Admittedly not much there on the hook but ✨makeup penalty✨

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Lost cause of the confederacy 2.0

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dude what the fuck is wrong with Tennessee

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A year into a 90 mile California commute to work and I am so close to just leaving this job this is unbearable

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Okay you cannot convince me the republican dude accusing jack smith of being at a hawks game and being clowned into the shadow realm was not scripted like what the fuck are we even doing anymore

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Paid 6.09 for gas today so when’s the general strike

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

On the way home someone hung a cloth sign over one of the billboards that said “voting blue is the reason California is a shithole” and I can tell that person has never left California

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When Phoebe Bridgers said ‘this machine is killing me’ I felt that

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You should be gracious you’re even allowed in this country, if ~70% of Americans had it our way you would be leaving in handcuffs. You are a war criminal and terrorist who deserves to be tried, convicted and punished by The Hague, and when justice returns to this world it will be coming for you.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Juice Deficiency Vance

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

20 year old me wanted to run away to California and 39 year old me finally did so maybe disappointed by the 19 years it took me to do it but he’d smile seeing I did it

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve never been so vindicated in my life than I have been in my “fuck Ed Sheeran” stance

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

See this is what dems in Texas do they finally find a candidate who can actually realistically flip a seat and then they let old cunts like James Carville and rich cunts like whatever the fuck third way is give advice and tell him to torpedo his own credibility by throwing trans people under the bus

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trump is basically a 9/11 a day as far as psychic and institutional damage to this country I said what I said

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is a high crime impeachable offense what the fuck are we even doing anymore like what in the fuck general strike right fucking now what the fuck

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Sad New England best New England

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Let’s gooooooo Seahawks

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Unpopular opinion (maybe?): ocarina of time did not need a remake. One thing about a perfect game is that it. Is. A. Perfect. Game. The groundbreaking nature of it can only be expressed in the transformation of action/adventure game before and after it.

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Man how pathetic is Natalie Harp’s existence? Her entire life is around making space Hitler memes for an old senile egomaniac so he can feel better about the fact that he will depart this planet to a symphony of jubilation and destruction of everything he has ever touched. What a waste of life

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I had no idea this side story was going on and I miss it

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Crazy to me how Google started out with a search for “miserable failure” leading to the Wikipedia page for George W Bush as the top result in like 2006 to being the first in line to change a lake name because dear leader said so

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It’s like he maxed the forehead and cheek sliders in the character creator

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Whenever I see a picture of JD Vance I always find myself asking “why does his face look like that”

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Imagine getting banned from a money laundering site fucking crazy

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

The owners want another lockout I swear to god

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly Parton died?!?!?!?

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I much prefer doing my research amidst the flickering lanterns of an old-fashioned library in Prague during a raging thunderstorm with the help of a library ghost, so no, I'm afraid I have no interest in "asking ChatGPT."

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I think there’s nuance to this. Like Natalie Harp had a few years of trauma that very clearly broke her psyche and instead of getting help or good advice, she chose an obsession with a broken man who probably reminds her of her father. She’s dangerous now but it’s human to lament a wasted life

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

If the market is gonna crash just do it already I’m sick of waiting and worrying

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The funniest thing about the national debt is that it’s not real. It’s completely imaginary and non binding. All they have to do is do what they did with money with getting rid of the gold standard. None of this is real and I’m tired of pretending it is

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I feel like not enough people are realising what the vaccine schedule shit is actually about — like yeah it’s awful but the culture war aspect is the distraction. This is another way to gut Medicare and allow denial of coverage since it’s no longer a “federal guideline” to get MMR

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

When I was a teenager I used to be an internet forum junkie and I was on some tech forum while I was building my first computer and under the programming software q and a this one dude started a thread “does anyone here speak Python?” And the first response was just “hissss hissss hisss”

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Bill Cassidy is an amoral coward who will die forgotten

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I remember passing this on my journey out west it was the grossest shit I’ve ever seen, good riddance to a rare eyesore on my epic to a new home

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

AIPAC money is starting to not matter and this is what i hoped for since high school when I realised our entire Middle East policy was catered towards defending a nation who drops white phosphorous on civilians with impunity, and was immediately called an antisemite for thinking that was not ideal

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Cory @riotrhythm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I feel like dementiamaxxing is something you do in a home under the care of people who will make sure your shoes aren’t actually balloons and not something you do in the White House

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