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Rio Dylan Hernandez

@riodylan.bsky.social
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Former literary agent at UTA — current writer, story editor, story consultant. Interests: feeding the feral family, movies, books, crime, rabbit holes, breakfast, horror films, time travel destinations, truth that is stranger than fiction.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 2h
Goodnight. Mont Sudbury, “Weird Tales”, Vol. 36, #2, 1941 archive.org/details/Weir...
A werewolf in clothes sits hunched over a gravestone, tilting its head toward a low moon in a starry night sky.
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 36m
Literally the plot of POLTERGEIST in time for Halloween
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 38m
Exactly what I was thinking while watching the new CARRIE series - I thought the best episode of the bunch, E2, was written by a woman - Elizabeth Padden. A woman did direct CARRIE 2: THE RAGE - but a man wrote the screenplay.
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 44m
ahhh my favorite episode - haunted me as a kid
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 44m
it's tropical and stormy today!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 46m
GOOD FOR HIM
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 46m
I was caught in CatCon traffic! it's mayhem! #cats
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 49m
There's no work in the film business for me these days thanks to AI and the economy so you are correct there's nothing going on in my life and I am a loser.
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 51m
I get what you're saying but I went to see it and really enjoyed it. I think there is a sentimental wave of goodwill toward De Luca & Abdy for taking chances & backing auteurs, for an audacious movie that's beautifully crafted, etc. I get why actors & directors are responding to it.
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 55m
I thought this one was very fun
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 59m
same - and I was so annoyed - It has been a while since I encountered this problem
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 11h
god this movie is GREAT!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 11h
goddamn this movie is great - still waiting for someone to explain why this movie got such lousy distribution - it’s entertaining as hell, commercial, fast-paced, suspenseful, gorgeous - Russell Crowe, Ethan Hawke - dad movie catnip - no? Hawke deserves an Oscar nom push. #filmsky #movies #TheWeight
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 13h
Astor Movie Theater Marquee, Times Square, New York City, Andreas Feininger, 1944
Astor Theatre marquee and a massive billboard advertising the 1944 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Technicolor adventure film Kismet, starring Ronald Colman and Marlene Dietrich.
The towering overhead billboard depicts Marlene Dietrich reclining in an Arabian harem costume alongside a portrait of Ronald Colman.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12h
IT MUST BE CATURDAY
NANCY ANSWERS THE DOOR AND A MOUSE TRAP SALESMAN LOOKS IN A SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO WITH A ROOM FULL OF CATS
SALESMAN:HELLO! I’M SELLING A LITTLE ARTICLE- - ER - - ER - - NEVER MIND!!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
😆
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
YEP
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
seems to be a lot of seismic activity afoot 👁️👁️
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
quick peeet pat 🫳🏽
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
thirsty
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
log lady twin peaks “one day the sadness will end”
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
there’s no good way to spin this
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
THANK YOU
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
every movie poster these days is looking like AI and the aesthetics are bumming me out 🫩
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 14h
agree!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 17h
I just haven’t been able to stomach him when he’s both writing & directing with no checks & balances with projects such as BEING THE RICARDOS. I think people might be a bit down on him as a director? It also seems a tall, almost impossible order to do successful sequel to THE SOCIAL NETWORK.
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 17h
the shade 💅🏽
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 17h
and why was this discontinued i ask
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 18h
the trailer is effective and makes the film look scary but the movie itself is not -
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 18h
the trailer is effective and makes the film look scary but the movie itself is not -
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 23h
actors having to deliver flat, inherently silly lines given their context. As you say “jarring, baffling” - It feels like both no one at the helm with vision & too many cooks without vision. Do better Universal & James Wan. #horror #horrorsky
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 23h
the pieces into a bucket then dumped them out onto the floor therefore there is no arc, build, suspense, story, logic - also felt terribly lazy like a grab bag of homage esp. to POLTERGEIST as then the hackneyed, obligatory “bring in the ghostbusters” but is this even a ghost? I felt bad for the
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 23h
welp. You were right @hauntedmeg.bsky.social “formulaic and haphazard” is the perfect summation - it’s funny to read your full review after seeing it and it’s exactly what I said to my sister after - that it felt endlessly tampered with and a collage of images as if they cut up storyboards, threw
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is so dismal and depressing - shame on the lot of them #AI
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
tried to nab a union analyst job at Paramount a few years ago - tough tough time for analysts these says - sigh
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i know when @hauntedmeg.bsky.social warns me I should stay away but my sister and I ended up here for lack of anything else to see in Pasadena today 😬 I have adjusted my expectations. even worse is being subjected to AI slop ads before the movie - dismal! #OtherMommy #filmsky
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'Other Mommy' Review: Jessica Chastain's Demonic Doppelgänger Fails To Generate Scares
Other Mommy, the demonic alter ego that's latched onto young Bela (Arabella Olivia Clark) in the latest from The Boogeyman director Rob Savage, makes its
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ew
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2007 seems like yesterday until I put on a TV series from 2007 and am presented with a “high-tech” array
2007 technology on a desk in a lab
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
agree!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i haven’t been able to watch a Sorkin film since BEING THE RICARDOS and I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think a “C” CinemaScore is fair tho I think I would give it at least C+ because of the effort, cast, craft, intention
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
finished #TheBigPicture Verity pod & I think I netted out around where Amanda landed which is that Colleen Hoover is trash & if your hands are tied & you have to be mostly true to her IP you’re inherently fucked. Hence my resignation re: the preposterously dumb, illogical plot 🤷‍♀️😕
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t think I have tasted any of them 🤔
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
went to get a flu shot and CVS is wall-to-wall ‘Ween!
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
or disheartening 😕
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 08/10/2026
‘Don’t Kill Our Wild Life’, 1936-40
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car, headlights on driving through woods
deer spring off in to the trees
don't kill our wildlife
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just finished S2 and I am about to write a post about it. Such a deeply British show - guess we’ll see what they do with it - but it won’t star the brilliant sine qua non performance of Anna Maxwell Martin
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the abomination known as “candy corn”
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
oh no - I guess I need to read it 😆
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Rio Dylan Hernandez @riodylan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Somehow I have still managed to avoid it
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