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Ringoni Stern

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Iranians will pleased to know that this will be a good period of time to conduct critical repairs and upgrades to their nuclear facilites and air defense network.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never underestimate any of the three armored cav regiments, brave rifles!
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Ha, so you were at hastings", "No Senator Stamford Bridge"
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He looks increasingly like a cephalopod, which would make him Squid Rock
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cube is the best thing is this movie, which is saying a lot cuz J-Lo's butt is in this movie.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is what autocrats use snipers for. This is a threat from a deperate, dementer, drug-addled loser.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Those fucking trans athletes have been up to no good again!
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Anaconda and Anna Karenina
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pretty sure they were just showing that to him and prending it was a news story showing it had been demolished. He has the mind of a child.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ray Finnes was awesome
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ted, you didn't try saying "I'm rubber, your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you?"
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They hatched a plot.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw it at the Ciello Vista Mall in El Paso while serving with the 3rd ACR , Brave Rifles!
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Russians blew up a couple of gas stations in Kyiv today, so maybe they didn't get the memo.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes, but at least we got rid of lawn darts.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are so fucked.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I worked security at the DNC. A gaggle of blue and pink haired folks came out of the convention and the guy I was on post with said, "Fuck, this country is doomed". I told him, brother, I humped an M60 for theirs, yours, and everybodys right to be whatever the fuck they want. it's called freedom.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dam, betta slap some tariffs on Ireland....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
or the Opioid Crisis.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If anyone understands being a cum trophy, its Mike.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good work Sir, now better go see if you can afford to fill'er up with diesel.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kaddafi and Saddam are waiting to receive him....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He is a convicted rapist and pedophile, why would anyone care about this. Democracy is dead.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What risk? Is the Supreme Court going to do something? Our democracy is dead, whatever comes next will have to be substantially different, and emphasis a militant defense of democracy even if this entails personal risk. We're all pussies, me included, for having allowed all this.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, it will be like the SERVPRO commercial, like it never even happened. Within minutes, they will be talking about the deficit.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Suck Trumps cock harder you assholes. I'd be glad if my tax dollars were going to Ukraine. They are going to kill kids in Iran and build monuments to a pedophile.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Um, what was the relationship between Race Bannon and Dr. Quest anyway?
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thanks Natalie, now go change grandpas's diaper
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Serve you Master, Mike.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And farther below, Lake America Takes in what Lake Erie can send her
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Prime Sugar Ray Leonard would have beaten prime Floyd Mayweather Jr. Floyd was more skilled, faster, better defense, but Ray would win because of the intangibles; grit, will, and having that dog in him.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ruski Sobaka, Slava Ukraine
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"If this is the best they've got around here, in six months we'll be running this planet"
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
JD is part of a broader agenda to transition the US from democracy to a tech-autocracy. He knows everything he says is bullshit, but he didn't write the script.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
His cellmate is gonna import some contaminated beef into his ass
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
But the core idea, that eventually all that will be left to consume will be ourselves still hits home. There were many powerful and prescient dystopian sci fi masterpieces in this timeframe; Silent Running, Planet of the Apes, The Omega Man, Logan's Run.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What doesn't kill you merely scars you deeply
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Trump is just a chaos agent designed to destroy government and institutions to pave the way for a new techno-feudal state. That state will not need so many useless eaters. Its is darker and more dystopian than most dare imagine.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Thanks Natalie, is it hard to tweet from the trunk or are you chasing a golf cart?
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Half empty, half full, hardly matters, eventually it will be spilled, consumed, have a fly land in it, or simply evaporate over time. All jokes are laughing at death.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rocky hate Mark...
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember the breathless reporting, "Jack-booted Obama/Biden thugs are coming for your guns and your Freedom".
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When a strong female is needed, Hollywood has traditionally just made her into a character more manly than the men around her. One of the things that made Long Legs a special film was that it gave us a strong, complex, female character who didn't have to act and talk like a male action hero.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Listen, when Pin Head shows up, just take a hammer and drive the nails into his noggin.....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I increasingly think we are in the midst of a much darker, truly dystopian narrative, where tech elites are working to destroy the world as we know it so that after, they can reshape who and what remains as it suits them.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If the 99.9% of experts are wrong and we do what they suggest, there is no downside, we end up with a lot more renewable energy. If the .1% of sceptics being put on blast by the oil industry are wrong, then the earth and everything on it dies.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Friends at school would talk about the guy in the reg shirt dying on Star Trek, and I'd say wait, nobody wears red, or any other color actually.
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Everyone knows the gays of Hormuz are the real problem....
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
or Greek Fire
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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
....run program sentionaut
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