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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Prime Sugar Ray Leonard would have beaten prime Floyd Mayweather Jr. Floyd was more skilled, faster, better defense, but Ray would win because of the intangibles; grit, will, and having that dog in him.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's an app that helps you find a chai latte no matter where you are in the world. It's called Chai Finder. I realize there is limited demand for this......

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970) featured irradiated human mutants holding a Catholic mass in veneration of a hydrogen bomb. My dad told my mom he was taking me, age 7, to see 101 Dalmatians but instead took me to see this.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Dam, I can't remember if I do or not.....

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

The ghost of George W. Bush's flight-suited crotch rears it's ugly head. We are such idiots.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The supreme court won't do shit, Congress won't do shit. Its up to us. Punch Nazi's. Puch Nazi's. Punch Nazi's.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Two vultures are checkin gin for a flight. The ticket agent asks if they have any checked bags, "No just carrion" the two vultures say.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

My conception of how Godzilla would fight Mothra:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

It was Christmas, probably 1975 or 76, I keep clocking my brother's chin but it wouldn't pop up. Found later he had taped the head of his robot down. He is still very much like this.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

This movie scared the living shit out me as a kid:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

There are too many cats on Blue Sky. Here is a (supposedly) now extinct Pygmy Mammoth. They were about the size of a large Saint Bernard, and I really wish they were still around. No idea who the guy with the Mammoth is.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

There are too many cats on Blue Sky. Here is a Grasshopper Mouse. They are predatory mice that hunt and eat scorpions (and I guess, also grasshoppers). They are known to stand over their vanquished prey and let out a victory howl. Its a bit squeaky, but a howl none the less. Best.Rodent.Eva

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

There are too many cats on Blue Sky, here is a Fosa:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

This is how you deal with a large unruly reptile:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

I hope that we do encounter aliens at some point, and I hope they are really into pranks, practical jokes, and bad puns.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

I'm on Team Otter 841, how about you?

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

I'm on Team Otter 841, how about you?

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

This is the only way to make any sense of what is happening:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

After the Sassanian Empire was destroyed, the remaining Sassanian royals were given refuge by the Tang Dynasty. They sat around talking about whose fault it was that everything fell apart. Their last king died alone in farmers hut, his last words "Dam this world, dam this time, dam this fate"

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

A salute to the brave Polish Airborne troops who on this day in 1944 fought savagely to reach their British Airborne brothers in Arnhem. What have we done with the freedom these heroes shed their blood to give us?

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

‪ The disciples John and Peter warn us that in the end times there will be false prophets who will lead people astray, and that they can be identified by their "fruits", which will be contrary to the teachings of Christ.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

How to provoke a prolonged millennial stare from your Starbucks barista: Barista: would you like your brownie warmed up? Me: No, I'll just hold it in my armpit for a few minutes

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

NYT delivering the kind of hard-hitting reporting need in these times as our democracy is dismantled before our eyes:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

My wife found me walking down the hallway naked after a shower (no towel available), I said "Wash day, noting clean, right" in an Austrian accent. She didn't get it.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Sophie Scholl, thinking of you today.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

A very good girl who guarded my house in Madagascar, she took the job seriously.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

More dogs I've met in my travels. A very good boy in Dhaka Bangladesh:

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

dogs I've befriended in my travels, this beautiful girl near Mopti Mali

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

with a guy named Mark I could make a country in Europe....

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

My Dad spent his 18th Birthday on an Island called Guadalcanal with the Marines. When I was 18 I enlisted in the US Army Engineers. No combat, but did my time out of love for this country and the democracy we have created. Fuck the draft-dodging lying bastard who has usurped the Presidency.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Banquet pot pies must be baked until the interior is the same temperature as a medium sized star so that your tonge is guaranteed to get burned horrifically on the first bite.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The best way to kill "Pin Head" from the Hellraiser movies would be to use a hammer a drive all the nails in.

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

The worst part of job hunting (after the fact that your career was destroyed by the asshole in the White House) is having to ditch your Rizzagirldad65@hotmail email address

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Ringoni Stern @ringoni-stern.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

So, having a bunch of stickers made that say "....Hammer time", and "....collaborate and listen", gonna put them on all the stop signs in town.

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