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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 1h
They're calling it the groverhaus of vaginoplasties.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 14h
"Does being a vampire make you bisexual or are you a vampire because you're bisexual?" Socrates used to go around asking people that.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 14h
Coen explaining to someone in Dawnwalker that he's bisexual. Like come on dude, he's a vampire, keep up.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15h
I'd give that credit to Darren. I love how they all were women, all the time, not really as a joke either.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have majorly disrupted their system for gathering blood I have not destroyed everywhere blood is harvested, stored, transported, every guard outpost and patrol in the region, then have the guy in charge of blood collection go "Hmm, you're becoming a bother." with his operation already obliterated
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dawnwalker's timer has been good generally, but it is really beneficial to the "disrupt enemy activities, kill the lieutenants, eventually take on the big boss" setup because it encourages not doing everything Without it people would do every small activity, resent it and would seem less believable
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well people might reply to the post, gotta read 'em right?
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My advice would be not to kill anyone. It can cause great offence as it goes against the ancient Irish tradition of "Beatha"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goddamn it, you're 100% correct.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Strange how the idea Ubisoft are going with for a slower, more tactical Rainbow Six game is Turn Based XCOM-like instead of say Rainbow Six I know they've gotten used to Rainbow Six being Counter Strike. And was some 3rd person shooter for a bit. But I swear at one point Rainbow Six was Rainbow Six
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You know that thing when you're a trans woman where you're simultaneously far more vulnerable to violence than you were but are also now monsterised to be perceived as the cause of said violence or actually really dangerous and people are scared of you? It's not great.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't know what other romance options are kicking about. Maybe there's a guy, or a vampire, or a guy vampire! But jokes aside, actually is kinda refreshing seeing a ~20ish guy and a ~40ish woman in a game when I'm far more used to the inverse of that.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucked the witch milf in Dawnwalker. Forget my family, game's won.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a nemesis sounds exciting, but it's really just some cunt at work you have to be around.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The film really captures the Hitman Freelancer mode experience.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's impossible for me to watch, read or play any vampire thing without mapping characters on to Vampire: The Masquerade clans.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I think of engaging in a mahjong mini game I always remember the wise words.
Kiryu from Yakuza with the text "Best Mahjong Strategy Tip: Quit"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Archers at Anor Londo making me drop like 20 times on my first playthrough must have been incredible for them. Oh, show is coming close to home.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyway, he's right and he should say it. Also Pillars did a lot of good stuff with like "grazes" so it feels less all or nothing People only remember things that have emotional weight, unlikely loss, poor streak. You don't remember the numerous unremarkable high chance to hit, hits, that went fine
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Obviously a lot of things factor in to players not using consumables in games and there's all kinds of consumables. But I do think bad at percentages can play a part. Thinking there's no point taking +10% accuracy potion for a boss when you have 80% accuracy, because 80% is a "sure thing" afterall.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Started Blood of the Dawnwalker, just out of the prologue. Starting thoughts, cool! Vampire: The Dark Ages style game to make up for last year's Bloodlines 2. Timer seems an excellent addition, at least was in prologue. But am a little concerned how training certain skills will also take up time.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Practicing social distancing rules around mortals so we can talk while making it clear I don't intend to bite into them and drain them like the delicious blood filled ribena cartons they are.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It becomes public knowledge and in-universe fan debate on if we should call it "The Adventures of Raven Darkholme" to not deadname her in the title. Calling themselves Darkholme fans. But then uh oh, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants are still listed as a proscribed organisation in the UK.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nightcrawler and Rogue's mothers being Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler must be fucking crazy for them. I dunno, it must be really weird reading them.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God, being able to summon a baguette would be amazing. Delicious.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Elizabeth in BioShock Infinite is meant to able to use her abilities to summon anything from across time and the multiverse and it's nearly entirely first aid kits and making big cargo hooks appear on wall. Which like, amazing lack of creativity.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Neo-Western about 30-something transfem called The Last Catgirl.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Silent Hill 3: A game for girls from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that more intelligent sort of boy who likes girls' games and books
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favourite game of the 2020s. At higher levels with the right cyberware and abilities, just moving is so fluid it feels incredible.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Awww, that's adorable. My late cat was into Mother and Child Reunion by Paul Simon. Cats, fascinating taste.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember BioShock: Infinite had people shipping Booker and Elizabeth then getting to the end and going uh oh uh oh. But then Burial at Sea introduces Elizabeth as a femme fatale entering Booker's office and asking for a light so like, man I don't know if I can believe it was an accident anymore.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"It's only one week" Yeah and it's not a good week. Do not trap me in the crystal.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bioshock Infinite was bad, but with the exception of the Ghost Boss Fight we were moving. It was passing at the rate it was happening. Burial at Sea Part 1 felt like I was in the crystal. It says it took 4 hours total, yet every combat encounter and scrounging section felt like it took an hour.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is a dream. But also the most stereotypical vision of Paris I could possibly imagine.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Paris at the start of Bioshock Infinite Burial At Sea Episode 2 is so funny. A café by The Seine. Music playing, birds singing. A croissant, glass of wine and cigarette on the table in front of you. The Eiffel tower to your left. A boy dancing in circles with a baguette to your right. Serene.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For real though I'd really lean into "Mutant bathroom debates" and "Mutant sports debates" If Mutants are meant to reflect the real world, I would really underline all that.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Should give me access to X-Men as a property, I'll put Jacqueline Gavin and/or Jessie Drake in it, obscure trans mutants from the 90s who were in one comic each in the 20s. You can trust me.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hmm, you know I was mocking Slate in BioShock: Infinite but I suppose that would be a memorable way to die. Daisy Fitzroy should be threatening to punch a child so they get electrocuted, have their head explode, turn into a skeleton and collapse into dust. Commit to your depiction of violence Ken.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*punches man in a way that makes him get electrocuted, have his head explode, turn into a skeleton and collapse into dust* Slate: "Booker, I knew you were the one to grant my men the deaths they deserve as only a proper soldier can!"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I barely know who she is but I actually do know the answer is yes, Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 Know this cause while trying to find Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 stuff on tumblr, I kept seeing discourse posts all about a fan comic she made for those games that aren't really connected to the games, but tagged with it
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course, of course I could.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bioshock Infinite got compared to Disneyland a lot and where that's most true is it feels like a facade. Rather than a place people might actually live. All video game cities are fake, of course. But verisimilitude is still thing. Rapture felt significantly more like a city than Columbia does.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very funny part of the start of BioShock Infinite is a fairground attraction about rooting out the anarchist rebels that infest the city being a few meters from free samples of possession vigor that makes cops kill themselves.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Co-worker keeps asking if I've seen any elves then laughing at me. Every morning.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's fine! It's fine. I don't need to get into why I don't, it's fine. You know I was worried my hate would fade, but Bioware have given me an ending of Mass Effect 3 for the 2020s.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's like this every time somebody casually mentions liking Dragon Age: The Veilguard in a conversation.
static.klipy.com
Princess Mononoke: Ashitaka Draws Sword
Alt: Princess Mononoke Ashitaka having to stop himself from drawing a sword.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WHAT!? That's nuts. I mean, I know there's the battles that seem fun, great artstyle, etc. But "You make your little guys kiss" the main thing I know people like about it. To the point that they turn off Permadeath, so couples aren't widowed.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look, being part of the Irish-American diaspora does not invalidate any connection to the mother country. But being part of the diaspora is a *different* relationship. And I think reads of the work are seriously lacking when you don't see the vampire as being Irish and from Ireland specifically.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hate how much discussion around Sinners focused on "Irish-American" instead of "Irish, actually from Ireland" Coogler is clearly an Éireboo. Like he was commenting on the actual real country of Ireland, specifically. Not just Irish-Americans.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No new Ghost in the Shell this week, yet bisexual trans women must continue on nevertheless. C'est la vie.
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