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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I think of engaging in a mahjong mini game I always remember the wise words.
Kiryu from Yakuza with the text "Best Mahjong Strategy Tip: Quit"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Paris at the start of Bioshock Infinite Burial At Sea Episode 2 is so funny. A café by The Seine. Music playing, birds singing. A croissant, glass of wine and cigarette on the table in front of you. The Eiffel tower to your left. A boy dancing in circles with a baguette to your right. Serene.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're a few decades off Chinese ships sailing up to the US saying "Open the country. Stop having it be closed."
Trump writing "Trade is Bad"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Picked up two volumes of Book of the New Sun seperately and now it looks like I'm just really splitting the difference for how to label a science fantasy series.
The Book of the New Sun with Volume 1 as "Fantasy Masterworks" and Volume 2 "SF Masterworks"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just like me fr fr
Requires Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The thing about that old Duke Nukem ad is that, I mean... I haven't played Duke Nukem 3D. And I do like men! So maybe he's onto something.
Advert declaring that If you don't play Duke Nukem 3D You Like Men!
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Cut the leg off a torn pair of jeans to turn them into shorts, but now thinking I might just keep them asymmetrical.
It's an androgynous person with dark markup, you like them and think they're cool, they're wearing a black dead kennedys shirt, blue jeans where one leg is cut short, tights and black boots.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Really hoping my save will still work for Songs of the Past because I consider The Witcher 1 The Professor's sunglasses & The Witcher 2 Blue Stripes neck tattoo vital to the gameplay experience.
Geralt of Rivia with emo hair, round sunglasses and neck tattoo of a sword lady
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ohh, manhole covers at the bus station have Bus Éireann's red setter on them.
A manhole cover with two red setter dogs on it.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's so funny to give him a epitaph that is basically "Stay Dead"
Paul Rabin Rest in Peace Eternally
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Senshi saying "Your current form suits you best"

Edited Lauos saying "I hate it! Men have nothing. Them They Me"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Laios Dungeon Meshi was so real for asking a magic mirror that can show your dreams "What if I was a cgirl?" But also immediately going "Ahh!" when the answer is married with kids.
Laios Dungeon Meshi saying "I see! Mirror, Mirror. What would have happened if I were a girl?"Laios Dungeon Meshi as a woman with an infant "Answer: Remain in your hometown, get married and have a kid"

Laios visually upset saying "If I never leave my village that's... how awful."
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Elves also have chasers, the Sixth World is amazing.
A series of forum posts on the Shadowlands BBS in Shadowrun: Dragonfall.

Is there any, uh, elf clubs or bars in the downtown area? I really want to meet one. They're just... so beautiful. Maybe we can go dancing... do elves like dancing? - AlexTusk

There's one one Torsraße. Bring a bouquet of roses, elves love a romantic. - Tolstoi

The elf clubs I know of are members only due to creepy groupies... like you. Not really appealing when a guy is only after them for the shape of their ears. - Ruby
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Another comment, the bad guys all looked like they were in Iron Maiden. I don't mean that as an insult, just a comment. James Earl Jones has a similar haircut, it works for me as a unified look. And he turns into a big snake! Look, if you like big snake puppets, you will like this film.
Henchmen from Conan The Barbarian, one has long hair and a handlebar mustache with a long leather jacket.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Huh, so that Avengers trailer is just this:
Alfred from Batman crying with the text "Bane is the scariest guy I've ever seen in my life."
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Looked up Battle Pass on Wikipedia and what a wonderful example image they give.
A screenshot that looks like a video game battle pass, but it is for Wikicoins and featuring Wikipe-tan
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Riley is so hot.
A pale white androgynous person with dark hair and make up.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Dandelion was right, women love when a guy plays an instrument.
Screenshot of Witcher 3, Yennefer glaring at Geralt as he blows a horn.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love how scrungled taking a tonne of potions makes Geralt look. Witcher 4 better let Ciri look exactly as scary while accepting a reward after a successful hunt.
Witcher 3 Screenshot with Geralt of Rivia covered in dark veins, his also has the coolest tattoo you have ever seen and you should just comment about the cool tattoo.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Finally made my way to a barber in The Witcher 3 and I really like the shorter emo cut you can get for Geralt.
Geralt of Rivia with a cute short emo haircut and sick neck tattoo of a lady with a sword.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey, wanna come back to mine? I got Ghost in the Shell on UMD for the PSP.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Imported my save so the Blue Stripes tattoo lives on.
Witcher 3 Screenshot, Geralt of Rivia with Blue Stripes tattoo on his neck
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Very funny headstone for a Marvel character most people disliked. May as well be "Paul Rabin. Stay Dead."
Panel of Venom comic with a headstone:
Paul Rabin
Rest in Peace
Eternally
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Vernon Roche spent 20 seconds talking to Iorveth after defeating him talking about how he hadn't time to kill him. Which is just a bad scene. There's plenty of ways to establish both characters are alive and free without this. But now I'm imagining they got some Kate Beaton Nemesis style dynamic.
Nemesis Comic from Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Do The Witcher 1 Elves have receding hairlines or is it just some horrible fashion choice? Like to a Scoia'tael this is the equivalent to a side shave and it's a sign of rebellion.
The Witcher 1 screenshot of a elf with a bald front and top of head, with only hair towards the back.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Saw this old TTRPG art for Steel & Lace with players imagining their character and I love the sicko on the left. Exactly how I want to be.
Three players sitting on the floor, behind them are the player characters they are imagining.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Wow, this guy in Final Destination 5 looks lot Tom Cruise. Could have used him for like a flashback sequence in Mission Impossible or something. Wonder what else he's done. *checks Wikipedia* He set up an AI company after making Tom Cruise Deepfakes. Well, uh, alright then. Guess he's aware of it.
Screenshot of Final Destination 5. It's a guy who kinda looks like Tom Cruise.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's almost surprising Bus Éireann hasn't replaced their logo with like an orange rhombus. But suppose government haven't privatised everything yet.
A drawing of a Red Setter dog over Bus Éireann logo.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Rhena, you should know that The Hulk has a personality called "Joe Fixit" who is Grey, wears pinstripe suits and is a Vegas mob enforcer.
The Hulk who is grey in a blue pinstripe suit.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Cyberpunk 2 better put Danger Gal in it. At least their armour. Catgirl Pinkertons who use cute girlboss branding to distance themselves from association with the Arasaka dynasty their boss is a part of. She's in 2077, leading the faction that isn't Yorinobu's or Hanako's.
Danger Gal's Puma Squad and Michiko Sanderson (née Arasaka)

They are in combat gear with cat ears as headsets.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
As an Irish person I feel I should be using this insult more often.
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) screenshot of a Dunmer lady saying "You remind me of my homeland. During the Bight."
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Showing Squirrel the plush red squirrel I got. Look! It's you! See!? Look!
A small toy plush squirrel and a calico catA small toy plush squirrel and a calico cat
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
She is handsome, she is pretty, she is Riley in Belfast city.
An androgynous person with dark makeup and hair. They're Riley!
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Clocky Irish bitches... *wipes tear from eye* My god, we've always been here
A portrait of Cherry Crawford made by Joseph Wilson in 1789.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Could take this Belfast street sticker badly, but it's just true. None of us ever could be. It's impossible.
Shadow the Hedgehog with a gun saying:

"Eat shit kid. You'll never be as cool as me"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
British Money is such silly sizes. Let's make 2p the biggest thing in the world and 5p teeny tiny. Euro where: 1c, 2c, 5c 10c, 20c, 50c 1€, 2€ Are of increasing sizes, now that's something.
A series of UK coins, from 1p to 1 pound.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is Umbra, she's got my back. She can cut all you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her, her sword traps the souls of its victims.
The character Umbra from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion (2006) pasted onto the Katana intro scene from Suicide Squad (2016)
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Okay, I went with it being 9 games to introduce myself and general taste than just 9 favourite games. But they are 9 incredible games. Also if I don't post this now I'll just keep being like "But I need to put Soma there! No, Papers Please!" and it goes against the point of a light fun activity.
9 Games to get a sense of my taste:

Fallout (1997)
The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind (2002)
Shadowrun: Dragonfall (2014)
Thief: The Dark Project (1998)
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)
Resident Evil Remake (2002)
Hitman 3 (2021)
Alpha Protocol (2010)
Bloodborne (2015)
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
The Sleep Paralysis demon on my chest doesn't want me getting out of bed.
A calico cat on top of me on bed
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Nearly every message from my bank makes me think of "Hello we are your bank"
banks email like "Ummmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is "Hello we are your bank"
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Is nice living somewhere where it's so easy to just go check out an 12th Century Norman Castle.
A ruined stone castle, with mountains and grey sky in background
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I keep finding it off that these humanoid mutants in Wasteland are called "Drools". Yeah, it's because Fallout called similar creatures Ghouls and them rhyming throws me. But there were "Pit Ghouls" in Wasteland 1. And "Drools" shared a sprite with "Desert Dwellers." Didn't look like they drool.
Screenshot of Wasteland 1 from 1988. A skinless red mutant, it's all muscle.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Keep telling my cat she is in her "growing out an undercut" era after the vet. She doesn't seem to understand what it means.
A Calico Cat with a patch of much shorter fur
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Every possible route in the Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) has its own name. There's 326 of them. And seeing a bunch together they start to look like the tracklist for Shadow's NuMetal album.
Tears Shed by the Stars
Imitation Complex
Steel Combat Boots
Protector of the Ashen Moon
A Demon Drifting
The Ultimate Pride
I Know the Will of Heaven
Ego Dyed in Black
Isolation by Choice
Faith Without Falsehood
Machine Empire
The Eternally-Closed Door
The Sealed-Away Ark of Sin
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
For as long as I remember. So probably like, 2 or 3 realistically. I had two older brothers I shared a room with as a kid who had a Sega MegaDrive when I was born and got a PS1 a few years later. Anyway, Pink Goes to Hollywood on the MegaDrive is the earliest one I remember playing.
Pink Goes to Hollywood MegaDrive Cartridge.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Well they got me there.
Machine Intelligence Tower:

"We have noted that you possess cybernetics. While possibly an unsubstantiated generalization, we believe this makes you more likely to empathize with us."
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Recruiting the robot trans girl to the Desert Rangers. I love the Machine Commune in Wasteland 3. Remind me of Super Mutants in Fallout 2. The aftermath of that "Take over the world plan" and various feelings people have on it. Far better than "evil race." Also they're just cool. Love to hang out.
V.I.C.I

"First off, I'm a she not an 'it'. Second, I can't go back to just being Vivisecto's automatron."
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Can you believe it was selling for only 180,000 Polish złoty or about €42,000!? What a steal. I hope the current owner treats Dragon Age: Origins truck well.
Side of Dragon Age Origins truck, can see Morrigan on a dragon.Red leather Dragon Age seat
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I don't want to own Dragon Age: Origins truck. Dragon Age: Origins truck should roam free across Central Europe. But I want to see Dragon Age: Origins truck. To experience it. To know such beauty still exists in our world, crafted by hands not so different than mine, to know it is able to endure.
A white a red truck coated in the box art of Dragon Age: Origins.
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Riley🩸 @rileyisclass.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Found my old Team Rocket shirt and the R is now focused entirely on my breasts. Staring at the big... well okay, modest, red R to remind yourself I'm Riley.
It's a black and red Team Rocket shirt.
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