Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 7hPSA for no reason. If you book a venue for a wedding, and you lay down a substantial deposit, make sure there is a damn death clause so the living partner can get a refund. I’m tired of seeing stories of mean venues who won’t refund when a bride or groom dies. There’s no need to be cruel. 020
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 11hI wish more people would realize he's not a genius. He's bought everything with inherited money and put his name on it. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 11hOk, Cindy. I will have chicken and you can go suck a dick. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...yahoo.com‘Pick Another Protein?!’ GOP Senator’s Beef Price Flap Gets Charbroiled by Dem Rival in Viral AdColom is carving up an old slice of Hyde-Smith’s past advice to Americans struggling with beef prices by tossing it straight back on the midterm grill. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12hOk, the bad news: We're stuck with Buck. *sad trombone* The good news: The ladies are fighting. The even better news: We might not have to suffer Aikman on MNF. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...usatoday.comESPN's Troy Aikman addresses Joe Buck argument, says he'll be 'free agent'ESPN's Troy Aikman said "it's not hard to figure out" why he and Joe Buck had a disagreement before calling Bills vs. Rams on "Monday Night Football." 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12hstatic.klipy.comPrince Reacts: 'Yes, We Know.'ALT: Prince Reacts: 'Yes, We Know.' 020
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12hFavorite Simpson Quote: "Well EXCUSE ME for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" - Homerstatic.klipy.comWell Excuse Me HomerALT: Well Excuse Me Homer 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13hThe ad writes itself: 57 year-old (looks 56) unemployed lawyer seeking older, wealthy man for companionship and financial security. Is willing to learn Russian, likes borscht, and long walks in St. Petersburg. pagesix.com/2026/10/14/s...pagesix.comExclusive | Kimberly Guilfoyle plans to look ‘for a rich European husband’ after Greek embassy exit“She’s done in Trump world,” says a source who tells us Guilfoyle is “embarrassed” and “ashamed.” 011
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13hIt looks like he's flaking away. Someone call Buffy to dust this fucker. 000
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13hI'm going to start muting toxic positivity. The house is on fire. I don't wanna hear how I should appreciate the scorched land. Your kumbayayas can at least wait until the fire is out. 000
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13hAgreed! I've found recipes to make it, but I've never tried. I fear that it won't taste the same without a resentful lunch lady blowing a whistle. NTS: Get mom a whistle. Try school cafeteria pizza recipe. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14hI'm not a fan of Whole Foods. I go there for bakery items and their pizza slices. It is truly disgusting pizza. It's like gas station pizza, and it's NY style so you eat folded. I love it. I got an extra slice yesterday to eat for lunch today. Disgusting air fryer gas station pizza.static.klipy.comYumm Yummy Cartoon MouseALT: Yumm Yummy Cartoon Mouse 100
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14hI really hate this fucking song. This Land is Your Land is MY national anthem. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14hHe only acknowledges positive polls. All others are "fake" just like elections and criminal charges. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 17hWhat kind of school budgets do they have in Minnesota? The teachers here pay out of their pockets for books and extra supplies for the classroom. Where do they get the money to kidnap children, perform surgery, and return the child to parents who haven't noticed their kids were missing for 3 days? 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 17hShe forgot the "Bitch, please," but we can let that slide. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026When this “moderately successful comedian” enters a room full of dignitaries from all over the world it’s to thunderous applause. When he enters, it’s silent. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026It might not make the legal definition of a war crime, but I still think it is. www.yahoo.com/finance/tech...yahoo.comUkraine: SpaceX is throttling Starlink again amid war with RussiaElon Musk-owned SpaceX is reportedly restricting speed for Starlink satellite internet terminals used by Ukraine amid Russia's ongoing invasion of the country, the Wall Street Journal reported. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I'm always amused when I go to block an adult content/OF account and see we have mutuals. 🫢static.klipy.comRihanna's Iconic 'BOY' T-Shirt LookALT: Rihanna's Iconic 'BOY' T-Shirt Look 000
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026We made it all the way until 9:15am before someone burned a cheese bagel in the toaster. That's kind of a record. Fortunately, I wore a really good smelling perfume today, so my shirt is helping me endure.static.klipy.comน้ําตาลทิพนารี น้ําตาลฟิล์มALT: น้ําตาลทิพนารี น้ําตาลฟิล์ม 120
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026In a completely unstunning display of ignorance, RFK shows that he does not understand what "insurance" means, why we have it, and why we need it. 011
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026🤣 They just blocked me now, too. Dang! I was even trying to be reasonable. What a dick. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I am always willing to be the Angela any day.static.klipy.comBoom RoastedALT: Boom Roasted 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026 Well shit. I was ready to go all Annie Kinsella on them and now they ruined my fun. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026He's not saying give up - he's asking for them to complete the process, which if we don't flip will be wasted effort. Dems had enough to impeach him in the house twice, but not by the Senate so the process was in essence for nothing. We need to seats to complete the process or it's null. 210
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ugh. Just ignore it. Outrage towards them risks them putting out another documentary where they talk about their big feelings. 000
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I beg his fucking pardon? Have I gone insane? Is he seriously lobbying for us to have pity for white supremacists? What in the motherfucking front of the bus kind of audacity is this? 020
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026No, for realsies this time.static.klipy.comRonald McDonald PointingALT: Ronald McDonald Pointing 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I had no idea it was supposed to storm so there I am standing in the shower when thunder nearly rocks the whole house. It about scared me right out of my skin, so I yelped which sent the dog into a tizzy downstairs. 🤦🏻♀️ My life is a sitcom sometimes.static.klipy.comZooey Deschanel's Shower PeekALT: Zooey Deschanel's Shower Peek 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Nice try Kristi Noem, but I've seen plenty of Scooby episodes.static.klipy.comScooby Doo: Fred Jones Unmasks VillainALT: Scooby Doo: Fred Jones Unmasks Villain 020
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026And the hits just keep on coming. 😏 www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...espn.comBears DE Montez Sweat suspended two games for violating NFL's PED policyThe NFL has issued a two-game suspension to Bears defensive end Montez Sweat for violating the league's policy on performance-enhancing substances. 000
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There's only one thing left to do, Kimberly. Testify. Expose it all. If you're gonna crash and burn, sister, take the whole plane down with you. And get a new wig. 120
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They really do chew them up and spit them out. She went from being the First Lady of San Francisco to selling her soul to pack of rabid hyenas. Now she's packless and persona non grata. Well done, Kimberly. She makes every single one of my fuck-ups look like chalk on a sidewalk. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026"She said I could ask her for anything and everything in Trump world." - That's the part that's really disturbing to me. That's mafia-esque vernacular, with all the indications they operate as such. Also, that hair piece looks like something Kristi Noem shot. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...yahoo.comKimberly Guilfoyle resigns as U.S. ambassador to Greece after report she asked donor to pay her $100K credit card billThe Wall Street Journal reported last week that Guilfoyle asked a Trump donor to pay off a $100,000 credit card bill in exchange for access to administration officials. 010
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I can't wait to see what she looks like once she completes Mar-a-Lago face transformation. 100
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026The rest of the country:static.klipy.comOliver Twist (Mark Lester): Please Sir, More?ALT: Oliver Twist (Mark Lester): Please Sir, More? 020
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Yeah, well you can tell in any comments section or reply, who's never gotten their ass handed to them in real life. They could've benefitted from a dodge ball or two in the face. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Lord of the Flies with gym socks. Scores were settled and grudges were resolved with a red welt to the face. Good times. 110
Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026No one explained to them that "trickle down" meant money, and not pissing on poor people. 010