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Riff Randell

@riffrandell.bsky.social
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💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! 🚫MAGA| No Repost Accounts | No Bio, No Follow | Politics 🌊| Football 🏈 | Books 📚 | Crochet 🧶 | 1148647

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 7h
PSA for no reason. If you book a venue for a wedding, and you lay down a substantial deposit, make sure there is a damn death clause so the living partner can get a refund. I’m tired of seeing stories of mean venues who won’t refund when a bride or groom dies. There’s no need to be cruel.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 7h
Better Off Dead for tax purposes.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 11h
I wish more people would realize he's not a genius. He's bought everything with inherited money and put his name on it.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 11h
Ok, Cindy. I will have chicken and you can go suck a dick. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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‘Pick Another Protein?!’ GOP Senator’s Beef Price Flap Gets Charbroiled by Dem Rival in Viral Ad
Colom is carving up an old slice of Hyde-Smith’s past advice to Americans struggling with beef prices by tossing it straight back on the midterm grill.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12h
Ok, the bad news: We're stuck with Buck. *sad trombone* The good news: The ladies are fighting. The even better news: We might not have to suffer Aikman on MNF. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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ESPN's Troy Aikman addresses Joe Buck argument, says he'll be 'free agent'
ESPN's Troy Aikman said "it's not hard to figure out" why he and Joe Buck had a disagreement before calling Bills vs. Rams on "Monday Night Football."
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12h
You're like to 20th person to say that. Get in line.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12h
Nah man, he makes our entire bodies go dry.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12h
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Prince Reacts: 'Yes, We Know.'
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 12h
Favorite Simpson Quote: "Well EXCUSE ME for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!" - Homer
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Well Excuse Me Homer
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13h
The ad writes itself: 57 year-old (looks 56) unemployed lawyer seeking older, wealthy man for companionship and financial security. Is willing to learn Russian, likes borscht, and long walks in St. Petersburg. pagesix.com/2026/10/14/s...
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Exclusive | Kimberly Guilfoyle plans to look ‘for a rich European husband’ after Greek embassy exit
“She’s done in Trump world,” says a source who tells us Guilfoyle is “embarrassed” and “ashamed.”
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13h
It looks like he's flaking away. Someone call Buffy to dust this fucker.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13h
I'm going to start muting toxic positivity. The house is on fire. I don't wanna hear how I should appreciate the scorched land. Your kumbayayas can at least wait until the fire is out.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13h
Agreed! I've found recipes to make it, but I've never tried. I fear that it won't taste the same without a resentful lunch lady blowing a whistle. NTS: Get mom a whistle. Try school cafeteria pizza recipe.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14h
I'm not a fan of Whole Foods. I go there for bakery items and their pizza slices. It is truly disgusting pizza. It's like gas station pizza, and it's NY style so you eat folded. I love it. I got an extra slice yesterday to eat for lunch today. Disgusting air fryer gas station pizza.
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Yumm Yummy Cartoon Mouse
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14h
I really hate this fucking song. This Land is Your Land is MY national anthem.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14h
He only acknowledges positive polls. All others are "fake" just like elections and criminal charges.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 16h
He did not write this.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 17h
What kind of school budgets do they have in Minnesota? The teachers here pay out of their pockets for books and extra supplies for the classroom. Where do they get the money to kidnap children, perform surgery, and return the child to parents who haven't noticed their kids were missing for 3 days?
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 17h
She forgot the "Bitch, please," but we can let that slide.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When this “moderately successful comedian” enters a room full of dignitaries from all over the world it’s to thunderous applause. When he enters, it’s silent.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Narrator: He does not, in fact, know the law.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Those two hate each other and he loves it.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It might not make the legal definition of a war crime, but I still think it is. www.yahoo.com/finance/tech...
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Ukraine: SpaceX is throttling Starlink again amid war with Russia
Elon Musk-owned SpaceX is reportedly restricting speed for Starlink satellite internet terminals used by Ukraine amid Russia's ongoing invasion of the country, the Wall Street Journal reported.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm always amused when I go to block an adult content/OF account and see we have mutuals. 🫢
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Rihanna's Iconic 'BOY' T-Shirt Look
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We made it all the way until 9:15am before someone burned a cheese bagel in the toaster. That's kind of a record. Fortunately, I wore a really good smelling perfume today, so my shirt is helping me endure.
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น้ําตาลทิพนารี น้ําตาลฟิล์ม
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In a completely unstunning display of ignorance, RFK shows that he does not understand what "insurance" means, why we have it, and why we need it.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🤣 They just blocked me now, too. Dang! I was even trying to be reasonable. What a dick.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I am always willing to be the Angela any day.
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Boom Roasted
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well shit. I was ready to go all Annie Kinsella on them and now they ruined my fun.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's not saying give up - he's asking for them to complete the process, which if we don't flip will be wasted effort. Dems had enough to impeach him in the house twice, but not by the Senate so the process was in essence for nothing. We need to seats to complete the process or it's null.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ugh. Just ignore it. Outrage towards them risks them putting out another documentary where they talk about their big feelings.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
😄I agree cartoon Homer would be ~awesome~!
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Which is partly this stupid cow’s fault. 🙄
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I beg his fucking pardon? Have I gone insane? Is he seriously lobbying for us to have pity for white supremacists? What in the motherfucking front of the bus kind of audacity is this?
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No, for realsies this time.
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Ronald McDonald Pointing
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I had no idea it was supposed to storm so there I am standing in the shower when thunder nearly rocks the whole house. It about scared me right out of my skin, so I yelped which sent the dog into a tizzy downstairs. 🤦🏻‍♀️ My life is a sitcom sometimes.
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Zooey Deschanel's Shower Peek
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nice try Kristi Noem, but I've seen plenty of Scooby episodes.
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Scooby Doo: Fred Jones Unmasks Villain
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And the hits just keep on coming. 😏 www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
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Bears DE Montez Sweat suspended two games for violating NFL's PED policy
The NFL has issued a two-game suspension to Bears defensive end Montez Sweat for violating the league's policy on performance-enhancing substances.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Mnah. With all those fillers, she'd bounce.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There's only one thing left to do, Kimberly. Testify. Expose it all. If you're gonna crash and burn, sister, take the whole plane down with you. And get a new wig.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They really do chew them up and spit them out. She went from being the First Lady of San Francisco to selling her soul to pack of rabid hyenas. Now she's packless and persona non grata. Well done, Kimberly. She makes every single one of my fuck-ups look like chalk on a sidewalk.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"She said I could ask her for anything and everything in Trump world." - That's the part that's really disturbing to me. That's mafia-esque vernacular, with all the indications they operate as such. Also, that hair piece looks like something Kristi Noem shot. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Kimberly Guilfoyle resigns as U.S. ambassador to Greece after report she asked donor to pay her $100K credit card bill
The Wall Street Journal reported last week that Guilfoyle asked a Trump donor to pay off a $100,000 credit card bill in exchange for access to administration officials.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I can't wait to see what she looks like once she completes Mar-a-Lago face transformation.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Makes me wanna Egg MacGuffin real bad.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At least I'm not afraid to sit on his couch.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The rest of the country:
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Oliver Twist (Mark Lester): Please Sir, More?
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, well you can tell in any comments section or reply, who's never gotten their ass handed to them in real life. They could've benefitted from a dodge ball or two in the face.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lord of the Flies with gym socks. Scores were settled and grudges were resolved with a red welt to the face. Good times.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No one explained to them that "trickle down" meant money, and not pissing on poor people.
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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Looks like it's back to the sea for Ursula.
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