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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 19h

They expected it to be better? Huh. Turns out I’m better forecasting from my couch wearing sweatpants and covered in cheese doodle dust.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 19h

I'm bored at work. Absolutely no motivation today. So I shopped for my birthday present to myself. A perfume restock. 🥰

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Perfume Spray Perfume

ALT: Perfume Spray Perfume

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I am in no mood to cook and it’s still pouring rain, so I made homemade toasted Italian subs with some kettle chips and a beer. Done and done.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love getting texts from republican candidates. ProTip: If you respond with "eat a bag of dicks" or "fuck all the way off," it will respond with "You have been unsubscribed."

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you're still watching MSM, then you're an idiot. I appreciate those that watch for the team to let us know what they're saying; however, I stopped watching on Nov 6th, 2024. We have too many independent journalists out there who still have integrity - we don't need state media.

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JB 🔵 Just Blue 🇺🇸 🦅 🇫🇷 ❌👑 @jbminatra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🍂🍁🎃Good Morning Friends🎃🍁🍂 🍂🍁🎃 Happy October 🎃🍁🍂

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Jane June 🖕🐸🖕 100% ANTIFA @janejune.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The entire month of #October is #HalloweenEve in this house. So Happy 1st Day of Halloween Eve, y'all! 👻🎃☮️🧡

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy October! BEST month of the year! Energy bills are lower because you don't need heating or cooling! Football is in full effect! Spooky season! Soups and stews! Also, it's my birthday month. For my birthday, it would be nice if you registered to vote - and voted responsibly in Nov.

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Beyoncé's Birthday Month Queen Entrance

ALT: Beyoncé's Birthday Month Queen Entrance

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I cannot stand it when people cry at their desks. If you're having feelings, I get it. If you need to purge your mad or sad feels so you can get through the day, ok. But we have 9 conf rooms, 12 empty offices, 6 bathrooms, and you have a car. Why do we have to bear witness to your meltdown?

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Heidi Gardner Says 'Please Stop' on SNL

ALT: Heidi Gardner Says 'Please Stop' on SNL

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

He looks like he gets sweaty sitting still. 🤮

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That one person who has to shout out "GOOD MORNING" to every person that walks in the door like this is an episode of the Waltons.

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My Lord

ALT: My Lord

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Good Wednesday morning where it's raining, I was running late, the dog got snot on me, and Eric Schmitt is still a fucking idiot.

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Wednesday Addams: Jenna Ortega's Thumbs Up

ALT: Wednesday Addams: Jenna Ortega's Thumbs Up

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

First, he has the temerity to accuse perjury, then says he has receipts, flashes a weird poster like a fake badge, and then hides it away. Amy roasts him on the spot and he doesn't even have the humility to look embarrassed. We live in a circus. Meet one of the clowns.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We get these weird beetle type bugs that cling to the outside of the screens this time of year. So I flick them and they go sailing off. For a minute I thought how awful it would be if someone did that to me. Meh. I don't care. Bugs are gross. They had it coming.

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Amanda Cee's Intense Flick Slap Warning

ALT: Amanda Cee's Intense Flick Slap Warning

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you're a Pope Leo fan, look away. Compassion is the ability to recognize someone's suffering and help alleviate it. Is it more noble to let someone with no hope of recovery suffer if they choose not to? Compassion without mercy. How righteous. *scoffs* fox17.com/news/nation-...

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Pope Leo XIV states that medically assisted suicide is 'false compassion'

Over the weekend, Pope Leo XIV condemned medically assisted suicide becoming legal in France.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lunch is melted crunchy peanut butter and apple slices. And before you ask, I'm out of juice boxes.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can't wait for Trump's unhinged 2am posts about Jack Smith. You just say the name "Jack Smith" and the man loses his shit. He's never been more intimidated by anyone in his entire life.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time of year: It's cold, switch the ceiling fan to winter. It's hot again, switch it back. Now it's cold, switch it back - no wait. Switch it back to summer. Me every time:

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Om Nom Reaching for Shelf Toys

ALT: Om Nom Reaching for Shelf Toys

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watch the president shit himself on camera and fall asleep?

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This broke me. The snark was coming on so fast and furious I think I overloaded the system and just sat here and laughed.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

LOL, who is downloading this app?

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel like everything Trump says anymore should come with a surejan.gif. Steel Mill! Jobs! Iran's infrastructure is going to explode! I've ended 8 wars! I'm going to build an arch with snipers!

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Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment

ALT: Jan Brady's Sarcastic 'Sure, Jan' Moment

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If Philly loses to a backup QB they should have to walk home. Tonight. Through Gary.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We used to have one of these, too. Jim Oberweis. Now he's Florida's problem.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

She can't even fucking get Kool-Aid right.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ugh. I have a headache. I hardly ever get headaches unless I have a cold, so I'm sure I'm being a big baby about it, but to me it's like my head is just too heavy, and everything is too bright, and I can't focus outside of the thumping. I do not know how you migraine sufferers go on, but respect.

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Cory Carson: I Don't Feel Good

ALT: Cory Carson: I Don't Feel Good

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Pshh. I have a whole conversation. “Which jacket? You’re right. This one. It does look like rain. Ok, gotta go. See you later alligator! Be good!” If you DON’T talk to your pets like this what are you even doing?

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Personally, if a genocidal maniac hated me, I’d feel like I was doing something right.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think this is generational. If you interview with me and you bring snacks or drinks of any kind (I will offer you coffee/water), are not dressed professionally, are chewing gum, look like you came off a 3-day bender, and ask ZERO questions, you’re out. Don’t care if you bring pedigree, it’s no.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well yeah. The earlier I let them know I will not be at work that day, the better.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm not "fine dining" ignorant, but what the fuck is this? I would cry if I went to a dinner hungry and this was set in front of me.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Some dude wrote a little song about tackling Josh Allen. I hate that man. It has been stuck in my head for a solid week. I don't even like Josh Allen and I am singling a song about him and WHY DO I KNOW ALL THE WORDS?

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Greys Anatomy Jules Millin: Please Make It Stop

ALT: Greys Anatomy Jules Millin: Please Make It Stop

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don't like Joe Walsh. That being said, I agree with him. I really don't care if DT is mentally ill, cognitively impaired, or a fucking alien in a meatsuit. He's evil. Not hyperbole evil - evil that is selfish, vindictive, cruel, and lacking a shred of empathy.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy Friday! I had an amazing sky driving into work this morning. I hope it means it’s gonna be a good day. 😊🫶🏼

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Let's not get into why I watch Tyler Perry movies. I'm not proud of it. But Angela's reaction to Mike's toupee, and Sheila's face has been killing me for days now. I fucking love Angela. Right into the microphone. Zero chill. Seriously, just watch that part.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Shutting out the media, particularly the perceived most powerful and influential, is the most absurd strategy ever. The self sabotage is complete. Mea Culpa, and he looks weak and pathetic, continue this ban and they will drop the hammer. Checkmate.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There is an express Metra that comes by my work during my lunch. I always try to catch it go by because there is an old man who drives over to that crossing and waits for the train. He is there just to wave at someone on that train and then leaves. Is it too much to ask for that kind of devotion?

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, of course we knew it was something. Stupid cow would knuckle under every single time. 🙄

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I love that she made him so mad he fumed over it all day and then rage posted it about 12 hours later. He's probably still mad about it.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I don't care how old she is, I'd clip her right in the jaw with no hesitation.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A semi truck trying to make a left on a yellow arrow barreled through at top speed and missed me sitting at the red light by a frog's hair. He also interrupted me singing super loud to K-Ci & JoJo, which by itself is RUDE. Not how I wanted to start my day.

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My Life Flashed Before My Eyes Carol

ALT: My Life Flashed Before My Eyes Carol

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If these worked we would already be celebrating the anniversary for over a decade now.

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Riff Randell @riffrandell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fuck we do. Thanksgiving is a holiday specifically for football and food. I'd get rid of Christmas before I'd get rid of Thanksgiving, so suck on that you fundamentalist culture thieves.

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