Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Such an honor to perform in this year’s Super Bowl Halftime Show! Huge thank you to Bad Bunny and the NFL (I was a bush) 020 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad bunny showed happy families and a celebration of love, but it was in Spanish, so 😡 Kid Rock sang about pursuing and sleeping with underage girls, but *technically he didn’t because he lip-synced the whole thing, so 😀 020 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Were they cutting away from the “ICE OUT” towels in the crowd? Definitely cutting from something… 020 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Almost a 10% price hike for Adobe subscription. Thought they could sneak in the email late on a Friday night to soften the blow. No new features except for AI trash. But hey at least now we get to call it a “Pro” subscription. It’s like when you get a new job title with new bullshit but no new $$ 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 29/11/2025I got a job at the Four Corners Monument. Now I have to pay taxes in four states :( 030 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 06/10/2025New ICE recruitment video just dropped #ice #abolishice #iceprotests #icechicago #chicago #immigration #kristinoem #noice 1312152 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 21/09/2025A moment of appreciation for the Battlefield franchise’s naming conventions. They truly do not give a fuck and I admire that. 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Envato shut down its in-program extension in favor of more generative AI development. Taking away something people actually use to push them something no one asked for. Masterful gambit. 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Tomorrow Never Dies is a masterpiece of a James Bond theme 100 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 12/08/2025History texts in 2075: “Martial law was enacted after Big Balls was beaten up by a 15 year-old boy and girl.” 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Conspiracy theory of the day: Spotify is getting paid by the powers that be to feed me sleepy, bland drivel on my Discover Weekly in order to sedate me 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 24/07/2025We are now left with the choice between a party that protects people who r*pe children, and one that protects people who murder them. Pedo cabal or a genocidal regime — it’s your choice America! (Just kidding of course. They both do both of those things.) 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 20/07/2025“The Epstein files are a distraction from the legislation Trump is trying to pass” urges Nancy Pelosi, as she and the dems do absolutely nothing to stop said legislation 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I can’t wait until my late-life dementia coincides with reality collapse. 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Hoh boy, “BEING PRO-ISRAEL IS GOOD POLICY AND GOOD POLITICS” sure does hit different now, don’t it? 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Looking back, laughing at Musk’s “mandate of the people” response to accusations of his hostile government takeover. In light of his recent salvo of tweets saying Trump would’ve lost without him, whose mandate was it really? 040 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 09/06/2025A lot of good people out peacefully protesting in LA today. And then you have weirdo bootlickers like this guy. 020 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Elon wanted to be remembered as “The Father of Mars” but will instead go down in history as “Failed Car Salesman Elon Musk” 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 04/05/2025“We’re not the empire, you’re the empire!” they screamed, flailing their red light sabers around 010 0
Reposted by RickErgofoxxxy @ergofoxxxy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025She just murdered her father, like how van he recover from this 092 0
Reposted by RickViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes 836413836931 0
Reposted by RickDan Carlin @dancarlin.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Thanks. Everyone seems mad at me again (as usual...from both sides). We did a "soft release" on this CS show (first in 3 years)so that those who never unsubscribed from the feed and REALLY wanted this got first crack at it. They got that. So here's the link: dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3...dts.podtrac.com 6527118 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Doing my part. (Standing on the corner hitting the vape and giving a thumbs down to every Tesla that drives by) 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I think the thing about Tesla drivers we overlook is that, even before Elon went rogue, they were the biggest asshat drivers on the road. They dethroned white BMW drivers years ago. 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Trump's #1 Woo Girl #StateOfTheUnion #SOTU #JointSession 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Elon really should’ve waited until he had chips in everyone’s head to pull the autocrat card. Can’t see a lot of people signing up for that now. 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 21/02/2025You know what sounds really nice right about now? Drinking shitty beers in my friend’s old garage. Just kicking back in some foldout lawn chairs and listening to the crickets out in the yard on a slow summer night. 000 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Going to Walt Disney World makes me feel like a kid again! I’m transported back to a time when I couldn’t afford to buy anything. 030 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The Chiefs lost badly. Like dogs! Sad to see. Oh well! 030 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Here’s 1 of 3 edits that didn’t see much reach over on Twitter last Spring 010 0
Rick @rickreedits.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I’m not a violent man but if you mess with me just know that I know my way around an Ultra Glow Air Power Soccer Disk. 000 0
