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Rick Gualtieri

@rickgualtieri.com
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Writer of horror and comedy. Over 50 titles to entertain you as the world burns. Dog & cat dad. Fan of cryptids, Transformers, & Godzilla. NJ dweller. He/Him. Check out my books at: rickgualtieri.com/links

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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 6h
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you. BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1. A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready for a terrifying cryptid thriller with Bigfoot Hunters.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 7h
So far so good. Everything works, no leaks, and the drain pipes are better organized. Also switched from a single ball valve to separate hot and cold controls - which is nice because the ball valve was getting seriously janky in terms of mixing temperatures.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 7h
Took me over 4 hours to remove all the old hardware, but yeah I survived.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 8h
Almost 5 hours, but finally got the new kitchen faucet installed. Most of that was uninstalling the old one. Couldn’t get my basin wrench in there to loosen the rusted on nuts and the non-standard bracket holding it all together. Kept jumping on YouTube hoping someone else had an easy fix.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h
Yes, but how do I know this is actually you and not the spider???
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 20h
Replacing the kitchen faucet today. If you don’t hear from me, assume I drowned.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 03/10/2026
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN! BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them. For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Get ready to DIE laughing with Bill The Vampire (The Tome of bill book 1)
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 02/10/2026
Thank you! And yeah, I tend to end up watching horror alone during this month. Youngest loves it too, but he prefers to watch it in his room, with the lights out, and the door shut ... as he then screams every 30 seconds. 😂
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 02/10/2026
Me: “Maybe I’ll mow the backyard after dinner.” The weather: “Here’s 20 minutes of rain because fuck you!”
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 02/10/2026
They have definitely dropped in quality over the years.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Directing DOJ to slow-walk politically damaging decisions until after people vote would be a major scandal under any normal administration. Here, it’s just Friday.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 02/10/2026
I remain convinced that Dunkin Donuts purposely hires taste testers without working tongues. Because every single breakfast sandwich they make somehow manages to be a flavorless blob of bread and stuff.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 02/10/2026
“What are you?” “Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.” Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
The Girl Who Punches Werewolves - half witch, half werewolf, all attitude.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 01/10/2026
I don’t normally go out of my way to shame other authors, but the rules go out the window when you come onto my page or one of my ads and try to hijack the post with your own crap. Deleted and blocked. Don’t be this chud.
Loser trying to market his books on my post.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 01/10/2026
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you. BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1. A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready for a terrifying cryptid thriller with Bigfoot Hunters.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 01/10/2026
No idea why, but my mood totally crashed in the last hour. Think I’m gonna turn off social media and go read a book.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 30/09/2026
Yep. It’s a recent Anker model. Made sure it was LiFePO4.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 30/09/2026
I have had to do 3 separate mail merges this week. All using the same text, just with different source files. Outlook has somehow behaved differently for all of them. And it's like, why does everything have to fucking suck?
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 30/09/2026
Finally ordered the home solar battery bank I’ve been eying. Just in time for nor’easter and hurricane season. It’s not huge but keeping the fridge going for a day or two helps a lot.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 30/09/2026
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN! BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them. For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Get ready to DIE laughing with Bill The Vampire (The Tome of bill book 1)
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 29/09/2026
Think okra season is over here. Went outside to the garden yesterday and found the plants bent almost 90 degrees from this weekend’s nor’easter. Upside, not a bad thing as we’ve been giving it all away these past few weeks as we’ve gotten so much this summer.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 29/09/2026
“What are you?” “Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.” Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
The Girl Who Punches Werewolves - half witch, half werewolf, all attitude.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 28/09/2026
Only had maybe half the day to write, but still managed about 2500 words on High Moon book 5.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 28/09/2026
I hate doing mail merges, but I have 60 tracking code emails to send out this week, so a mail merge it is.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 28/09/2026
Vampires, Werewolves, Cryptids, and more! You like monsters? I GOT monsters! rickgualtieri.com/links/ For ebook, print, & audio.
Rick Gualtieri Books.  You like monsters? I got monsters!
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 27/09/2026
If I ever open up a dispensary, I’m gonna call it Weedie Hut Jr’s.
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Spongebob's Super Weenie Hut Jr's
Alt: Spongebob's Super Weenie Hut Jr's
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 27/09/2026
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you. BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1. A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready for a terrifying cryptid thriller with Bigfoot Hunters.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 26/09/2026
Hit a big milestone over on the Zon for The Girl Who Punches Werewolves. 1000 reviews / ratings. Woo!
1000 reviews!
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 26/09/2026
Vacuum: "Error. Robot is trapped." Me: (sees it's in the middle of the floor with nothing around it) "Me too, robo vac. Me too."
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 26/09/2026
Looks like at least one big branch down in the yard. Will give a more thorough look once it’s light out.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 26/09/2026
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN! BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them. For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Get ready to DIE laughing with Bill The Vampire (The Tome of bill book 1)
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 25/09/2026
Get ready to #JumpOnIRIAM , mortal mofos! Because BILL THE VAMPIRE is an #IRIAMEarlyAccess streamer. Starting next Friday, Oct 2nd at 7PM Est, Bill will be going live to explain to the world exactly why... There are reasons we fear the night. He's just not one of them.
Bill The Vampire on Iriam.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 25/09/2026
Tomorrow book event was cancelled. Sucks, but it's for the best with a nor'easter blowing in. Tents and high winds are not a great combo ... at least for those who want to keep said tents.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 25/09/2026
Alissa was headed to work when I was all, “Wait up a second. You’re dressed just like Tamara!” So, of course, I made her pose for me. 😁
The girl who punches werewolves. The woman who doesn’t punch werewolves.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 25/09/2026
Ugh. Tomorrow’s fair is rain or shine. Don’t care too much about the rain, but with a nor’easter bearing down on us, the wind is going to be an issue - which will then make the rain an issue. Not sure I want to set up a tent with books in that kind of situation.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 25/09/2026
“What are you?” “Nothing you’ve ever seen before. I’m a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package.” Tamara Bentley is ... THE GIRL WHO PUNCHES WEREWOLVES For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B07DBT1JH1
The Girl Who Punches Werewolves - half witch, half werewolf, all attitude.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 24/09/2026
So I’m a little annoyed to find my son’s UI class is teaching them Adobe XD, knowing it’s pretty much been discontinued. I understand budgets and all, but why would you do that to students?
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 24/09/2026
Years back I was adjuncting a web programming class. The main professor wanted XHTML taught but I refused because it had been abandoned and I wasn’t about to teach students something they’d never use...
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 24/09/2026
I’m sure Trump would have just sold it to them anyway had they said a few nice things about him.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 24/09/2026
Don't sleep with the lights on! That just makes it easier for the monsters to find you. BIGFOOT HUNTERS - Tales of the Crypto-Hunter book 1. A cryptid thriller for ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0074VTEPA
Get ready for a terrifying cryptid thriller with Bigfoot Hunters.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 24/09/2026
Have my last live book event of the year this Saturday. Now waiting to see if we’re gonna get slammed by a nor’easter, which would then make my previous live event the last of the year.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
In my case, they're putting me on a mega dosage of Vitamin D, as apparently mine is quite low.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
Overall, I agree. I know AI has tons of good uses, especially in the sciences. But it very much has been overshadowed and tainted by the scummy business practices of all the companies trying to cash in.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
I have no problems with text to speech. It's a part of my editing process. Also, ereaders and tablets will likewise read back to someone in robo-voice should they choose.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
Talking to them in 5. If there's anything of note, I'll pass it on.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
I have traditionally been a fairly big supporter of Draft2Digital, but lately they've been going out of their way to take a dump all over the good will they've built up.
D2D offering AI slop
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
I would sooner record myself reading in the bathroom using my phone’s crappy mic while sucking helium and high on shrooms than ever release an AI narrated audiobook. And now I think I have an idea for a new video series. 😂
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
Marc is 100% one of those monsters who rage against the idea of school kids getting free lunch.
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 23/09/2026
Get ready to laugh from DUSK TILL DAWN! BILL THE VAMPIRE - There are reasons we fear the night. He's NOT one of them. For ebook, print, and audio. www.amazon.com/dp/B0058I8A6K
Get ready to DIE laughing with Bill The Vampire (The Tome of bill book 1)
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Rick Gualtieri @rickgualtieri.com · 22/09/2026
Thanks!
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