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kelsey bee

@richuncleskeleton.bsky.social
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MKE - Midwest Trainee get dressed, we're having A Day ask about my cats she/her 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*stretches a tiny bit, for just a second* cool I'll live to 100 now
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Midwest Witchcraft: get your cauldron (Menards bucket), stuff it with scrolls (Ikea bags) and chant the sacred chant, GRUBER LAW, ONE CALL THAT'S ALL
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hiding crazy hair under a church veil, that'll be my brand
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
okay i drank water is it working
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I have a breakfast nook, that means I'm in charge
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midas-toren.bsky.social @midas-toren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
techbros are singlehandedly creating the next luddite movement and the most enraging thing is they don't even understand why people are angry
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Operation Cheesehead was a stunning success. I am moving to Milwaukee in one month.
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
photo of the two people who climbed to the top of the empire state building. the flag has been replaced with the our flag means death flag.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@lastweektonight.com this headline is ridiculous and I'm so proud of him
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Operation Cheesehead is being fully deployed, I repeat, Cheese.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I found a lip stain that really works for me, which is super exciting because my lip shape is tricky with regular lipstick, also I bought a car
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Feeling blue? Pray the rosary
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Been making rosaries lately
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Giving up and taking the whole bag of candy upstairs to bed
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a close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt ..
ALT: a close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt ..
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butthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow. What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.
A photo of a pale pink crocheted envelope with a smiley face and small black safety eyes. Some felt inside the envelope served as the paper and it says “Dear Ed” in shitty handwriting (mine)
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sam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
only some of my creations from over the last couple years
ed with bangs in impossible birdsed with bangs in the curse of the seafaring lifeed with bangs in impossible birdsed with bangs in fun and games
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
How bad was today? "raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad
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red - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE"
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
#ofmd
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
If cat, why candy shaped
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Glamping?
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
CO CAPTAINS
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Oink oink final form *power up noises*
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Shakin that bacon
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Rip it and ribbit
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
One brain cell working for the weekend
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
USE THE SNAIL FORK 😆
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Tender as hell
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I can't testify against him, he's my husband #crochet #woobles
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Check on your night shift buddies today, we're extra sleepy because daylight savings is rude
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
and then every day was halloween til the end of time amen
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Can't leave, the cat is doing nothing and I have to stay and watch
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Ann 🏴‍☠️ 🏒 💕 #SaveOFMD @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween 👻 🎃 🦇 #ofmd
Happy halloween! Ed is dressed as a cat making a scrunchy face at the mirrorHappy halloween! Stede is dressed as a devil in the cursed suit
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kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween 🎃👻
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