kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*stretches a tiny bit, for just a second* cool I'll live to 100 now 020 2
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Midwest Witchcraft: get your cauldron (Menards bucket), stuff it with scrolls (Ikea bags) and chant the sacred chant, GRUBER LAW, ONE CALL THAT'S ALL 000 0
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hiding crazy hair under a church veil, that'll be my brand 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I have a breakfast nook, that means I'm in charge 030 3
Reposted by kelsey beemidas-toren.bsky.social @midas-toren.bsky.social · 04/07/2026techbros are singlehandedly creating the next luddite movement and the most enraging thing is they don't even understand why people are angry 0448105 448
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Operation Cheesehead was a stunning success. I am moving to Milwaukee in one month. 020 2
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 03/07/2026@lastweektonight.com this headline is ridiculous and I'm so proud of him 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Operation Cheesehead is being fully deployed, I repeat, Cheese. 000 0
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I found a lip stain that really works for me, which is super exciting because my lip shape is tricky with regular lipstick, also I bought a car 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Giving up and taking the whole bag of candy upstairs to bedmedia.tenor.coma close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt ..ALT: a close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt .. 010 1
Reposted by kelsey beebutthole poster 🕳️ @cannibalxing.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow. What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute. 10587 58
Reposted by kelsey beesam | ingydar @margaritaville.bsky.social · 22/01/2026only some of my creations from over the last couple years 1420761 207
Reposted by kelsey beeOur Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW 910220 102
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 21/01/2026How bad was today? "raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad 010 1
Reposted by kelsey beered - Neopets Ambassador @prettypinkpansy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE" 1142 14
Reposted by kelsey beeR | Politest Menace 🏴☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 23/12/2025#ofmd 28019 80
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 19/12/2025You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood 000 0
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal 020 2
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all 000 0
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95 020 2
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day. 020 2
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 28/11/2025When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox. 062 6
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy. 040 4
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 16/11/2025I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug. 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 09/11/2025I can't testify against him, he's my husband #crochet #woobles 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025"I went out on a limb for you, you little shit" #ofmd #izzyhands 061 6
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Second mushroom, getting close to cracking the pattern 040 4
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Check on your night shift buddies today, we're extra sleepy because daylight savings is rude 010 1
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025and then every day was halloween til the end of time amen 031 3
kelsey bee @richuncleskeleton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Can't leave, the cat is doing nothing and I have to stay and watch 020 2
Reposted by kelsey beeAnn 🏴☠️ 🏒 💕 #SaveOFMD @ofmd-ann.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween 👻 🎃 🦇 #ofmd 14122 41