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Update! The vacuum is taking me to court over some very serious sexual things, who’d be up for me sending all my money to them to hide it from the courts? I can have £1.32 over to you in no time

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 5h

But if you are a woman who is into freshly hoovered balls then I’m the man for you! I’m not the man for ypu in any other ways tho sadly

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 5h

Some of you may have seen the slander that @sarahandco.bsky.social is posting about me, well Ill tell you this, she is named after Sarah Ferguson aka Fergie, n not like me being naked after Cliff Richard (true story) which is obviously very cool

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SarahAndCo @sarahandco.bsky.social · 5h

I don't want to bore you with the details, but @richthered.bsky.social is stuck in A&E right now and wants you to know that the Dyson Ball Cleaner is a dangerously misleading name! #ThisIsAllTrue

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 6h

Alright folks, over 1000 of you follow me for some reason, well if you wanna follow an actual interesting account then go follow @sarahandco.bsky.social who is incredibly cool (don’t tell her I said that tho or she will get a big head)

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 6h

@sarahandco.bsky.social so then Axe (I’ll drop the nickname if you don’t like it) what adventures to foreign lands in private planes n bodyguards you been upto?

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t even know what is enough punishment for city, relegation to the champ for a season not even close, league two at best, 3-5yrs transfer bans n future points deducted if/when they get back to the prem

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

@sensiblegeof.bsky.social @evertonthesitcom.bsky.social @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social if any of you bump into Tarkovski can you thank him for smashing it for my FPL team!

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ve thought it for years but not said anything because I felt I’d be mocked n hsve no support, but I feel I can be open now n say, lime trees are cunts #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Must be a pisser being a United fan, consider yourselves an elite club but really been average at best for years

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Reform have used Pidlington n Clacton as proof of how the whole country thinks, it’s not how I think at all so fuck Pidlington n Clacton

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Other day on twitter I asked a a yank if they had kettles, after one reply about it being about diff voltage it became an argument between two ransoms who called each other retards, how very twitter

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m atheist so don’t believe in any gods, but if I were a Christian I’d be furious about all the awful shit going on in the name of their main man Jesus

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Why are they always either old as fuck or weeny looking twats who have deffo never seen a boob

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Holy fuck, at least stop saying it’s a fight against the establishment reform lot,he is eating oysters wages down with Guinness and champagne

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Jesus had 12 followers n on here I have 1200, so basically I’m 100x better than Jesus

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you ignore all the lies n corruption n believe reform would be good for our country then you are much stupider than me and I’m fairly fucking stupid

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Seeing lots of “I don’t care, still voting reform” posts, which is a mad thing to be proud of, I’ve seen the blatant corruption n will ignore it, just admit you are a racist

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Heard a cuss other day about men who’s wrists are just extension of their arms as they are same width, I laughed then looked at my own wrists, ah fuck they mean men like me #NoodleArms

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

In the office today a bloke was sting how he doesn’t hold grudges, I kept quiet as I sure do, I still hate a kid I met only once when I was 8, on the tiny chance he sees this, fuck you Harry Nathan you prick

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I tell my kids to not have hate in their hearts, I’m a hypocrite obviously as I clearly have loads of hate for some people, deservedly so tho I’d say, plus I live Laine n have no mates so I have time for hate

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I know you all follow my dating life or lack of very closely so I have an update, met a cute Russian woman at my new job, just gotta find out if she is desperate or maybe blind n then I’ll make my move

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We used to be the club where many players came to end careers (Zak Clough being one example) now we are a club players can resurrect their career, I love that shit #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Started a new job this week, someone said it felt like is been there ages n the FD has started giving me playful jabs to the ribs, I’m either well liked or very hated 🤣

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Been busy so not been online to see the Reform response to the damning shit that came out yesterday, I assumed they would say it’s fake, a hit job etc, I was right, will it change reform voters minds about them? Prob not cuz they are thick/racist cunts

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

All these AI people saying that AI will doom humanity, maybe bin it off then?

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Not every signing has to be early 20s, some need to be for now, thats what Munoz is, we need a wing back n he is the perfect choice, we will prob pay over the odds but it is what it is, n it’s not my money #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hopefully Palace see the business side of selling us Munoz rather than the personal side which wouldnt be a shock, I hoped we could get him in but didnt really think we would get them to sell to us #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Delap in, bids for Sarr n Munoz, gonna be an interesting few days and we could end this window looking good, maybe we were shit against Leeds on purpose to give the board a kick up the arse #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Good to see Brennan get a goal for Everton, he has had it hard since he left us n I hope he doesn’t well for them, which is odd for me as I usually don’t wish anyone who leaves well #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Glasner is an odd one, I’m a sucker for a manager who is all “the fans are incredible” n “forests history is massive” n he isn’t that, he is a high level manager who could bring us real success but less of the fist bumping after a win #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If I post n you see SS in there, I’m not a Nazi nor have I ever actually typed that, my phone has decided that I don’t want to put “at” ever n actually mean SS

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If you count internet friends SS friends then I have loads of friends, if you don’t then guess I’d be seen as a friendless loser 😭🤣

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Two defeats doesnt look good but maybe we are underestimating that Leeds may be a super team? As a match up with us playing the new formation that they have played for a while, they must be one of the worst teams as a match up for us, when we lose to home to Cov I may admit we may just be shit #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Personally and being kinda funny is great for attracting woman I hear, in living proof that isn’t true at all

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Nearly 8yrs I’ve been incredibly single, no dates or owt, for those who know me or have interacted with me on here, that will come as no surprise 😭😂

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve kinda inserted myself into a two way convo on twitter, they have carried on like I’m not there, fair play to them 😂

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Energy prices to rise to record levels soon, war in Iran has been a factor in this, I’m gonna assume when the energy companies show their profits they won’t have made much, like the fuel companies not making much, oh wait, they made record profits while raising prices

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In two days we have lost Dolly n Tim Curry, Trump is still alive, this shit reinforcers my atheist views of there being no god

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

While we haven’t started the best, there are quite a few other teams who look a proper shambles, I’d rather us just not be less shit than other teams n us play well but staying up is staying up #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

“Football season has started, thought we’d see more football posts Rich” errrrrrrm yeah it’s not been a he best start, maybe improve when we play someone other than Leeds #nffc

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Any FPL experts on here? I’ve rage quitted early last few times n need someone to run my team for me, pay is nothing except my gratitude which is also worth nothing, sign up here

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m old so two of the characters I watched on telly as a kid were Boycey and Bazil Faulty, Boycey turned out to be mates with Ice T n Faulty just a racist old prick

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Not been as ranty as usual as of late so to be clear, fuck Farage, fuck reform, fuck Trump and I hope one day the world stops being so fucking stupid

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

. @deblee11.bsky.social well I’m abandoning my usual “they are dead to me” policy! For big T I wish that man all the luck in the world and will actually keep an eye out for him.

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

. @sharal.bsky.social I hope big T does brilliant for you, we loved/love him at Forest

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Tomorrow could be a cracking day, 3 people turn up for the “free the Tates” protest n Farage loses to a bin

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RichTheRed @richthered.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Solar eclipse 2026 is up there with Y2K level of disappointment

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