Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My partner keeps saying things “give her the ick” and ironically nothing “gives me the ick” more than an adult using the phrase “gives me the ick”. 020
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The Office still stands as the greatest comedy of all time for my money. Every one of Ricky Gervais projects since has been slightly worse than the last and he’s been about so long now that Alley Cats is utterly woeful. 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I really want Spain to win, obviously but Ronaldo having to watch Messi lift another World Cup would be the mother of all silver linings. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Is cocaine called “choc” these days? Only, a man was loudly talking on the phone in the park while I was walking my dog and he said he’d done a bit of it last night and HE DIDN’T EVEN CARE who heard him. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I’m nervous but I’m not Europa League final nervous. I was on about my fifth pair of shat pants by this time. Come on England! 020
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I’ll tick a gram of whatever England had at half time please 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Ten years today. I’d love to meet the man who took that money on my behalf though. 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I haven’t heard Three Lions yet and I’m going to keep it going for as long as possible Whamageddon style. #ThreeLionsAgeddon 130
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Million dollar idea; Love Island but with people who have personalities. 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Stunner open.spotify.com/album/1EHtMA...open.spotify.comRumspringa - Album by ear | Spotifyear · album · 2026 · 10 songs 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 04/03/2026This duo is the Jan Vertonghen and Toby Alderweireld of instant coffee. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Hi Tottenham BlueSky. It’s been a while. Suicide pact? 140
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Incredibly boring post? Probably - but I managed to close all three activity rings on my Apple Watch every day in 2025. 1/2 100
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Driving along sticking my finger up at the man before I get home and hoover the house and sort my pill organiser. 160
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 17/08/2025My daughter with cystic fibrosis has been poorly and (touch wood) seems to be coming out of the other side. This was the beautiful moment yesterday when she got to meet the surgeon that saved her life when she was a baby. 2110
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Everything that isn’t watching Oasis live just feels pointless now. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Oasis, you were as brilliant as Edinburgh is beautiful. 020
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Quality shirts from DHGate. Less than £40 for the lot. It wouldn’t surprise me if Levy was buying these and marking them up. 010
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Well, a ticket for Oasis has landed in my lap and I’m off to Edinburgh on Saturday. Buzzing. 110
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I had high hopes for this place but it’s died a death hasn’t it? 620
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I have to go to a Jehovahs Witness wedding tomorrow and it’s going to be as fun as when I had my prolapsed haemorrhoids fingered by a doctor. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 11/07/2025My daughter has been showing me all the SpursOfficial stuff about Kudus on TikTok this morning. I’ve been trying to not hate young people’s social media and just accept I’m getting older but boy that was like having a seizure. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Pros of summer: • Holidays • Festivals Cons of summer: • Hayfever • Insects • Sweating my cunt off • Sleepless nights • Chaffing • No football • Love Island • Shirtless chavs • My apprentice’s BO In short, bring me Autumn and get this season in the bin. 141
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Texting someone instead of using WhatsApp in 2025 is one thing but to do it with green text messages is all levels of foul. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Just got started on by an Irish traveller in Tesco car park because I didn’t want to buy his tobacco if you were wondering exactly what I didn’t need after three lattes this morning. 000
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Not much shocks me anymore and if it turned out Donald Trump turned out to be a rapist, nonce I’d still not be shocked. 110
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 28/05/2025In a matter of weeks I’ve gone from “Levy is never getting a penny from me again” to a renewed season ticket and constantly checking to see if this is back in stock yet. 120
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 27/05/2025The buzz is slightly starting to wear off now but what a few days since the final. If I still drank and used drugs I think I’d have killed myself. 020
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 25/05/2025The journey of this season has been horrendous but boy, what a pay off. COYS! 020
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I can die happy. I just sang “You’ll never sing that, champions of Europe, you’ll never sing that” at the away end. 041
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I’ve liked Sunderland ever since that Netflix documentary. Also was in the pub with a few of their fans after I missed my train yesterday and they were all happy for us with our Europa League win so I’m buzzing for them. Plus, fuck Newcastle. Welcome back. 070
Richie @richiecoys.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Only bloody gone and renewed my season ticket haven’t I?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says so be it in front of a wall of advertisementsALT: a man in a suit and tie says so be it in front of a wall of advertisements 060
