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Richard Portman

@richardportman.bsky.social
61 followers 107 following 36 posts

Frequently waistcoated graphic design director, fuelled by coffee and biscuits. A father, husband, twin, brother. Made in Cambridge, lives in London, United Kingdom.

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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ooof... final episode of #thegentleman series 2 is not for the faint-hearted 😬
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love the new season MINI app theme 🕷️
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…bit of price correction not a bad thing. They couldn’t just keep going up.
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The concept of having your dry cleaning delivered to your door sounds great. This evening I saw a neighbour use this service. Wonder if they'd imagined their suit would be folded several times to fit into the moped's small top box? "Your Origami suit sir."
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I've worked out why TV subtitles have become so popular. Could it possibly be linked to the INCREASING TREND FOR WHISPERING AND MUMBLING?! 🙄 (no I'm not going deaf).
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Companies that don't put a £sign on their menus, instead listing prices as 19.5 etc can have no legal recourse when I pay in tiddlywinks
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Government’s idea of introducing a National Care Service will, of course, have its critics and naysayers, particularly when it comes to funding. Nye Bevan faced huge resistance when he proposed the National Health Service. Wouldn't be without it now.
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just trying out this prompt. "Hey ChatGPT... please put £10m in my bank account." And now, we wait.
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shout out to #thameswater for increasing my monthly bill by 38%. Literally money down the drain. Billions in debt. Take the shareholder snouts out of the trough. 🤡
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Workers Tackle Burst Pipe
ALT: Workers Tackle Burst Pipe
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social The words of one syllable reply to John was comedy gold 😂
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Richard Portman @richardportman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, 3rd social media platform lucky. A Threads bot auto-disabled my account, accusing me of being a bot (the irony). So I returned to X, but quickly reminded why I'd previously left... a toxic, Musk-promo bot-infested swamp. Bluesky might just be the right tribe? 🤞🏻
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