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Ricecooka

@ricecooka.bsky.social
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My views are my own after reading someone else's views and saying "that's so true..." youtube.com/ricecooka if I ever upload stuff

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Sometimes I play small town shopping roulette, where I stop at the local Dollar General instead of the grocery store hoping they have the thing I need. This time they did not.
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Tried the cat in a wreath thing and this is about the best I'm getting
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
At this point I'm gonna have to see if my SA Forums account still works
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
True, money and power are a hell of a delusional drug
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
OK but once the protests have escalated and the shit really starts to go down we need the Black Bull flags to come out
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
If the Government refuses to give us the Epstein list can we at least get the list of compromised names that Jared Leto has that lets him continue to get movie roles?
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Then later Dunkin runs out butts
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Tractor Supply got the deer robotrippin like 2000s Lil Wayne
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
C'mon man you don't have to steal another creator's work and repost it @safety.bsky.app
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Holy shit Facebook Marketplace is selling a Shrek Truck (SHRUCK)
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Next up, all venues and public places banning sunglasses
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
McDonald's: "not counting the cost of giving away a free McRib with every fry purchase, our fry sales are up 30 percent!"
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
So I saw the new Naked Gun this week and then Sonic tries to get me to consume 2 footling chili dogs. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS NO THANK YOU.
Phone notification from Sonic restaurant for a special on BOGO foot long chili dogs
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
This sentence is just Labubu dubai chocolate matcha rooftop rave for white men in middle Tennessee
Screen grab from Facebook WWE page, showing Logan Paul on the turnbuckle. The text post says "Logan Paul just SOARED onto Jelly Roll and crashed through the announce table at Summer Slam!"
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I'm glad gochujaang never took off like this, probably because the word Sriracha was already too difficult for most people
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
omg this account is just random videos with the same "NO ONE WANTS MY CUPS :(" story, with different men and women crying
screenshot from a tiktok account that's obviously a scam trying to convince people to buy dropship cups using a sob story about no one believing in their business.
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Was there a MAGA conspiracy about woke politics infiltrating the cornhole community that we all missed? wtf does this even mean?
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This is so stupid and pointless and I kinda want one
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Could be the Gold Ship thing ever
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
If your manly loadout doesn't include a sealed wet wipe (even an XXXXL dUdE wIpE) I assume you smell a little
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Nintendo Direct finally revealing JRPG's representing some of the meanest streets in America
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Don't worry guys they rebuked him justice is served and America is saved
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I was never quite sure how Colon Blow (or Super Colon Blow) was made, but like Phil Hartman says, I'm convinced. Also funny how much you start caring about grams of fiber consumed as you age. and how you don't hear from acquaintances. But definitely how much fiber you get.
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Forget the Epstein list show us the Jared Leto list because he's gotta be getting these roles having some crazy intel
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Just ordered this and gonna drop my phone in it to power up my Uma Musume
Picture of a 64 ounce container of "Horse Oil Supplement"
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Hot take: I love my local post office and mailperson. They always drop my mail off before noon. I've never waited more than 5 minutes in line at the office, and they are excessively friendly
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Well at least every outlet reported it as true and now people won't read the correction for 3 months
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Late 1990's SNL-ass costume. Would've much preferred a new season of Truth Seekers over this garbagio.
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Do you ever hear people in meetings talk and stutter through their words and it seems like they're trying to structure their words and sentences to sound like AI?
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The crane machine at my local burger joint out-of-order due to Gremlins in the machine
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
It's just my Twitter discovery feed
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
America could never
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
"Hi my name is Gold Ship, welcome to Jackass"
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
True, it's all about tone and inflection. This same reaction doesn't happen to Jeremy Irons giving that monologue
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Holy shit being at Anime Expo during this "worst of times" would be so relaxing right now instead of whatever fresh hell this is
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
You mean his cave
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The only dog we're punching is Laura Loomer
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This is one of the times I see something and think "man maybe I should have one of those no-buy months"
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Look I'm just saying that I've never seen Northerlion and Michael Stipe from R.E.M. in the same room
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Elon Musk is doing the Roman Candle Salute for July 4th
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Get ready to speak Chinese (complimentary)!!!
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I appreciate your efforts, and I hope there's now a real push to remove the feckless and compromised leadership of the Democratic Party...the ones that barely put any effort and even worked against saving this country because they have the money to weather the storm.
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Even though they were technically a one hit wonder, Pepper was still a great song
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Their breakfast wasn't so great
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I can't fathom ordering $20 of Arby's friend
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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Babs Bunny
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