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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Sometimes I play small town shopping roulette, where I stop at the local Dollar General instead of the grocery store hoping they have the thing I need. This time they did not.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Tried the cat in a wreath thing and this is about the best I'm getting

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

At this point I'm gonna have to see if my SA Forums account still works

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

People are ripping on Pete Davidson playing a Saudi funded comedy festival but did you consider that it's a front for him to get vengeance for his dad they killed on 9/11?

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

OK but once the protests have escalated and the shit really starts to go down we need the Black Bull flags to come out

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Instead of blaming moms taking Tylenol we should look at the amount of microplastics in the dad's semen that causes the lifelong obsession with Legos and/or model trains

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

If the Government refuses to give us the Epstein list can we at least get the list of compromised names that Jared Leto has that lets him continue to get movie roles?

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Then later Dunkin runs out butts

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

My friend misheard Kpop Demon Hunters as Cake Pop Demon Hunters and now I'm thinking of a group of blonde Southern Baptist girls that go to Sewanee and tell everyone theyre going to hell and say theyre virgins because they only do butt stuff

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

Tractor Supply got the deer robotrippin like 2000s Lil Wayne

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Holy shit Facebook Marketplace is selling a Shrek Truck (SHRUCK)

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

So I saw the new Naked Gun this week and then Sonic tries to get me to consume 2 footling chili dogs. I KNOW HOW THIS ENDS NO THANK YOU.

Phone notification from Sonic restaurant for a special on BOGO foot long chili dogs

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

This sentence is just Labubu dubai chocolate matcha rooftop rave for white men in middle Tennessee

Screen grab from Facebook WWE page, showing Logan Paul on the turnbuckle. The text post says "Logan Paul just SOARED onto Jelly Roll and crashed through the announce table at Summer Slam!"

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Was there a MAGA conspiracy about woke politics infiltrating the cornhole community that we all missed? wtf does this even mean?

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Nintendo Direct finally revealing JRPG's representing some of the meanest streets in America

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I was never quite sure how Colon Blow (or Super Colon Blow) was made, but like Phil Hartman says, I'm convinced. Also funny how much you start caring about grams of fiber consumed as you age. and how you don't hear from acquaintances. But definitely how much fiber you get.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Forget the Epstein list show us the Jared Leto list because he's gotta be getting these roles having some crazy intel

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Just ordered this and gonna drop my phone in it to power up my Uma Musume

Picture of a 64 ounce container of "Horse Oil Supplement"

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Hot take: I love my local post office and mailperson. They always drop my mail off before noon. I've never waited more than 5 minutes in line at the office, and they are excessively friendly

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Do you ever hear people in meetings talk and stutter through their words and it seems like they're trying to structure their words and sentences to sound like AI?

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

The crane machine at my local burger joint out-of-order due to Gremlins in the machine

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Holy shit being at Anime Expo during this "worst of times" would be so relaxing right now instead of whatever fresh hell this is

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Look I'm just saying that I've never seen Northerlion and Michael Stipe from R.E.M. in the same room

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Elon Musk is doing the Roman Candle Salute for July 4th

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Get ready to speak Chinese (complimentary)!!!

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Even though they were technically a one hit wonder, Pepper was still a great song

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Their breakfast wasn't so great

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

I keep hearing that corporations aren't people but then there's Taylor Swift

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

In case you need to know what's going on at Facebook

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

There's definitely a CONSPIRACY behind this SpaceX Starship 36 explosion! Watch and Listen closely and you can see and hear exactly what they are trying to hide behind these "unplanned disassemblies"

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Dairy Queen should merge with Dunkin' Donuts, drop all their garbage non-dessert food, and have a restaurant open until 11PM that sells soft serve, lattes, pastries, and Blizzards. Literally no one wants a burger and fries from DQ. It's 2 tiers below Alabama public school lunch.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

You do Sudoku I do the McDonald's app, calculating how much cheaper it is to use a $4 off $10 purchase coupon that doesn't include combos, vs. not using the coupon and just looking at the combo prices. Meanwhile my mom can't send a text. Tech is needlessly stupid and complex now.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Wow, they finally caught Ed the zebra in Murfreesboro. We'll remember you friend, run free.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I love Amazon product videos because they all use copyright free music and have this dystopian comfort like "Yeah lemme get this giant bright red crushed velvet Temu Chicago Bulls pillow and set it in my Chip and Joanna Gaines Fixer Upper cream AirBNB divorced mom dwelling

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

This AI ass looking plate of grilled food is in fact real and good

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

"Karmaaaa police, fuck this guy he fucking sucks..."

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Apparently activity on BS is decreasing, which is perfect. More activity for me.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

"this would never happen on Japan's public transit"

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

"Hey honey what are you doing?" "Oh just jerking off in a cup and staring at my sperm with my iPhone...for science"

Screengrab of an Amazon product--a kit to analyze your own sperm at home using the including cup, magnifying tool, and your own cellphone...yeah.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Gen X'ers don't like being called boomers then someone designs the most boomer-ass Gen X shirt ever. You're supposed to be in a state of malaise, not amped up about drinking from a water hose and walking it off. Boomer-coded language here gang.

pic of a NOT Gen-X person wearing a shirt celebrating Generation X (born 1965-1980). Has a ton of stupid words talking about how Gen X drank from the hose, played outside until the streetlights came on, rode bikes across town, watched Saturday morning cartoons, had hot metal slides and concrete, mix tapes and music videos, rotary phones and VHS tapes, sarcasm and self-reliance, "we got up and walked it off", "the FAFO generation".
Corniest ass shirt in history tbh.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Whoa, ACTUAL boomer games hitting @xbox.com Game Pass today--talking Pitfall for the Atari 2600 old. This is a cool addition, alongside leaderboards and new modes. Now I just need an Xbox joystick with one big ass red button youtu.be/wOR0muF7lf8?...

youtu.be

Retro Classics with Game Pass

YouTube video by Xbox

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Someone posted their Taco Bell chicken nugget order and: -Why do non-chicken chains keep trying to sell us nuggets? -Why are people ordering them? -How does these look like straight up buttcheeks doo doo?

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Remember when Panera Bread had the option of a soft roll instead of their rock bread until someone there decided "hey you're already in hell how about the next level of that?"

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Alright I've been trying to be supportive for years, but I'm finally calling it. Food trucks are by and large poorly run, overpriced, and too expensive. But no one can afford to start a brick and mortar biz because *points at everything around us* so this is what we're left with.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Look, it's morbid but I'm surprised no one has sampled the lawyer from Ozzy Osboure's Behind The Clip saying "get the gun, get the gun, shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot". That goes harder than 95% of choruses today

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Imagine getting fired from The Who for playing too loud? It's like getting fired from 2 Live Crew for using too much profanity.

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Ricecooka @ricecooka.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

umm I think we all know a fiery redhead like this right?

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