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Mario

@ribweetjes.bsky.social
9.4K followers 22K following 909 posts

I'll try to stay optimistic in these chaotic times. I'll create catchphrases, and matching images. Mostly with satire or some sarcasm – or I'll throw in some humor, if possible. To keep it bright. 😊🙏💙

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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 16h
bsky.app/profile/papi... Good morning, I'm gratefull and many thanks for including me in your Starter Pack. I'll follow them all. 😊🔁 💕 #StrongerTogether #SaveTheWorld #BlueResist 🩵 go.bsky.app/2SXYYwz
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 19h
Character ⌨👈😊 #Presidential #Diplomatic #GoVote 🩵
Be sensible and choose only candidates who do NOT support the policies of Trump and the GOP. That way, the harm of the next two years will be somewhat curbed, and civilization will stand a better chance. Show that you're a good person, and demonstrate character! 😊🩵🌿🦋🌎💕
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Connection ⌨👈😊 #FriendsAtHeart #GentleGiant #MindfulLiving #Nature 🩵
Nature does perfectly fine without us, but let’s face it: we wouldn’t last a day without her. 🌍 
True friendship goes both ways, and it’s time we create a better connection to our loved ones, and the planet. After all…
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time Jumper ⌨👈😊 #MidtermElections #TimeTraveler #BlueWave 🩵
If only we could look into the future. And savor in advance the joy that will erupt across America once we are finally rid of 'the evil.'
For the entire world, that is a sign of civilization! 🌍🙏💕
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Overload ⌨👈😊 #InternetHumor #DadJokes #CookieMonster
Just a small joke 😅
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friendship ⌨👈😊 #StrongerTogether #Nato #GlobalAlliances #EUFriends
Global security is a shared commitment to democracy and freedom, not a transaction.
When old alliances shift, a stronger coalition of global friends will always emerge to weather the storm together.
The future belongs to those who build bigger umbrellas, not those who leave others out in the rain. 🍁🇪🇺🐨🇳🇿 ☂️
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Progress ⌨👈😊 #Midterms2026 #USPolitics #GoVote 🩵
The choice in this election couldn't be any clearer. We can either shift into Drive and move the US forward, or slide into Reverse and undo our hard-won progress.
Your vote is the steering wheel. Let’s keep it moving forward! 🩵
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sunpowered ⌨👈😊 #SolarPower #GoGreen #FuelFree #CleanEnergyFuture
Trading sails for solar panels is the ultimate upgrade.
No fuel pumps, no taxes on daylight, and zero emissions.
It’s time to stop burning fossilized dinosaurs
and start cruising into a cleaner, cheaper future. 🌍🍀🩵🙏😊
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ChimpCruise ⌨👈😊 #ChimpOnSea #DemocraticDonkey #BlueWave 💙
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Superidiocracy ⌨👈😊 #SuperIntelligence #AI #SupremeIdiot #SI #PoliticalSatire
Why settle for AI when you can upgrade to Super Intelligence (S.I.)? 🤫 Nothing screams "tech genius" like renaming a century of tech because "artificial" sounds too fake.
S.I. makes a Supreme Idiot. 🦸‍♂️✨
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aging ⌨👈😊 #experience #irony #liveliness #worldview
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Ego vs. The Secret ⌨👈😊 #PoliticalIrony #ReleaseEpsteinFiles #TransparencyNow
The name Trump appears more often in the Epstein files than on buildings.
I’d actually quite like to see those unredacted, rather than the buildings. 👁️
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reset ⌨👈😊 #NapMeditation #PauseAndReflect #PeaceOfMind
No monkey business today, our minds are officially closed for maintenance. 🔋
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Defiant ⌨👈😊 #PisaTower #Italy #StillStanding #Resilience
The iconic bell tower in Pisa, Italy, dates back to 1173 and began tilting during construction due to soft ground. Yet, despite centuries of gravity and foundation flaws, this marble marvel refuses to fall—and neither will you.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
International Criminal Court ⌨👈😊 #ICC #WarCrimes #Arrest #USsanctions
Those who are innocent have nothing to fear.
Those who are under suspicion and try to evade the courts have something to hide. And those who seek to tear down that same court have effectively already condemned themselves.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💙😊
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Allies ⌨👈😊 #bullyingDemocracy #bullyingAllies #PoliticalSatire
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resistance ⌨👈😊 #PoliticalSatire #conscience #civilization #BlueWave 💙
America is becoming increasingly lonely—and more expensive.
May the people of this nation realize that this process can be halted starting in November.
For without civilization, there is no future. Just think about that! 🙏
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He is bananas. ⌨👈😊 #TrumpBrazilBanana 🍌 ##TradeDeficits #Satire
According to Trump's logic, we shouldn't buy Brazilian bananas, because then we lose our money. So if we don't eat them, we 'win' our money back. 🤡
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"We the People" ⌨👈😊 #Midterms2026 #PoliticalSatire #ConstitutionDay #BlueWave 💙
Trump views America as a place where billionaires must be kept happy, and he regards the population as a cash cow. But "We the People"—Constitution in hand—see it differently. 🙏
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fLying ⌨👈😊 #Midterms2026 #PoliticalSatire #SaveTheWorld #BlueWave 💙
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Puppet Show ⌨👈😊 #TrumPutin #PoliticalSatire #SaveTheWorld
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Esteem ⌨👈😊 #Civilization 💙 #Empathy #DemocraticSocialism #BlueWave
We all want civilization back! 🌎🍀💙😊🙏
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wheel of Fortune ⌨👈😊 #Midterms2026 #PoliticalSatire #liar #EmptyPromises
Pretend he’s on the ballot, pretend the money is real, pretend the deficit doesn’t exist. Welcome to the show. 🎪🎰
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hyperinflation ⌨👈😊 #Inflation #GroceryPrices #TrumpDividend #TrumpCheck
Economic genius. Fix inflation by promising to print another trillion dollars. What could possibly go wrong? 🥚🛒
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Checklist ⌨👈😊 #TrumpDividend #CampaignPromises #liar #USPolitics
Just adding it to the checklist of things we're definitely, totally, 100% going to get. Any day now... 💸🤡
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shopaholism ⌨👈😊 #RetailTherapy #ShoppingLogic #BargainHunter
Can anyone else relate to this logic today? 🤔
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Old saying ⌨👈😊 #TrumpJobsReport #TrumpEconomy #FactCheck
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Insane ⌨👈🤡 #SanePresident #Midterms2026 #Election2026
No matter the party, we just need common sense. 🗽 
Let’s bring sanity back to Washington this November.
#Midterms2026"
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Pen ⌨👈😊 #pun #language #acquittal
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lying ⌨👈😊 #liar #farRightFascism #BlueResist #downfall
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Risk ⌨👈😊 #BlueWave #Dumptrump #Putin_Jail
Release all the Epstein Files, unredacted.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Prospect ⌨👈😊 #technology #AI #irony #humanity #healthcare
AI is our newest tool. We must use it for good—not for viruses or killer drones, but for education, healthcare, and information.
Love is humanity's true power. 💙
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Unity ⌨👈😊 #BlueWave 💙 #MidTerms #DumpTrump #SaveTheWorld
STOP Trump / REP Bullying us with: Tariff Wars, Lake Ontario, Canada & Greenland Controversy, Pact Withdrawals, Expensive Groceries, Dictator Praise, Democratic Erosion, Social Division, Capitol Riot, Judicial Shift, NATO Strain, Press Attacks, Mass Protests, Kennedy Center Conflicts, Gerrymandering, Allied Anxiety, Climate Alarm, Iran Wars, Human Rights Outcry, Inflation. 
Only The Blue Wave can stop this madness: Join! 💙
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mental Workout ⌨👈😊 #StateOfMind #BrainTeaser #movement
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tactics ⌨👈😊 #smartAnimals #pets #CatLover
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Humanity ⌨👈😊 #irony #slavery #dependency
Despite evolution, you must always keep working for others, or for your own survival.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Greed ⌨👈😊 #Sarcasm #MoneyRules #NationalDebt
The power of money is growing ever greater and more influential. Freedom of speech (or reading) is now determined by social media algorithms. Hence this publication—to safeguard your free spirit. 💙
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Photography ⌨👈😊 #humor #PhonePicture #ShowingOff
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Freedom of Speech ⌨👈😊 #Opinion #YouTube #sarcasm #worried
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Compromise ⌨👈😊 #obey #irony #consult
Always try to consult with each other, because together you will work it out.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Historiography ⌨👈😊 #TheBook #DataCenters #Truth
Datacenters must not replace the book. For the truth on paper is fixed. Our story must never be rewritten. For the book holds the history of humanity. It's our unalterable soul.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Socials ⌨👈😊 #keepingUp #abbreviations #news
FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Chances ⌨👈😊 #experiences #enjoy #dare
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stupidity ⌨👈😊 #sayings #PlayOnWords #expectations
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Automations ⌨👈😊 #AI #Future #Working #Professions
Our lives are increasingly determined by what AI has devised for us. Chips are being implanted everywhere to show us an algorithm, so that we continue to consume. Data is the new money.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Dresscode ⌨👈😊🌈 #Pride #tolerance #irony
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Welfare ⌨👈😊 #reframing #sustainability #civilization #WeThePeople
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Decisions ⌨👈😊 #WakeUpAmerica #Midterms #ResistBlue
Say no to Fascism and Vote only for Blue in the Midterms.
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Mario @ribweetjes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Deception ⌨👈😊 #writer #satire #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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