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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃

@rhetorusrex.bsky.social
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spooky southern degenerate

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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 58m
Vajazzle A Chimp It's 3:00AM
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 9h
I live close enough to the Alabama Georgia border that I get Georgia news but I have not heard a word about this race.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 9h
Maybe I'm thinking too fundamentally about it, but at the end of the day I don't think everybody needs an assistant, and having one in a lot of cases just makes work more inefficient because adding an assistant adds a need for more oversight.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 10h
I'm just here to watch football, Tony.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 10h
She could understudy for any of them really.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 11h
Getting famine vibes.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 12h
I think a lot of these guys were born without oxytocin receptors.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You could do a lot worse than alien truther for the second chapter of a late 90s pop punk guy.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Southerners aren't marching tonight. Kennesaw pulling some bullshit.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why did god put all my dirty parts next to all my fun parts that seems kinda risky
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's opposite hand Tuesday.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I gotta get mine to work on her poker face. Kid has no filter and will look at you like you have a dick for a nose.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Credit scores make more sense if you think of the banks as pimps and yourself as their whore. They'd prefer you stay a desperately high earner.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
also kind of a badass
Bob taking a dirty low line Roubaix
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
legendary "Weird Dude"
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
right wing shit always boils down to weird dudes worried about their pee pees
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And even if, LA to San Diego is as much red as blue, whatever people think of LA/Hollywood proper.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
idk man....the guy wasn't in the Klan and you have to go back to middle school to find him calling girls sluts and asians annoying. Maybe I'm being naive, but I would argue the burden of proof is on people claiming that adolescent social media posts are all one needs to brand a person for life.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Once I was almost compelled to act. Please, don't thank me too much.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"fine motor banditry" is my head for the rest of my life, thanks
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess they were just in Huntsville and Gadsden. Incense, band t's, woo woo crystals, posters, Celtic bracelets and the main draw, a ridiculous selection of limited edition Doc Martins.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you guys have a Mark's Imports down there?
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Apparently everyone is mad at something on the tv.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 05/10/2026
I can’t emphasize this enough — “AI” wasn’t born corrupt and toxic. For ~75 years, it was mathematicians and scientists doing interesting, thoughtful work and trying to solve problems, making only the usual human mistakes. What “AI” did to machine learning is as tragic as what it did to artists.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean, tbf, he went to prison for paying to cover up his abuse of teens, not for any abuse itself, so who's to say?
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hell yeah, enjoy
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember when he had that joke expressing sympathy for OJ's bruised ego? "I'm not saying he should have killed her....but I understand."
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This era was fun, but now so much of it just sounds like the theme music to House or NCIS or whatever. In retrospect, IMHO, those DJ Shadow boom bap beats get in the way of a lot of more interesting musical experimentation behind them. The Tobin Peeping Tom track stands out by not doing that.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amon Tobin mention - totally forgot about Peeping Tom. That was a who's who of cutting edge hip hop, trip hop and turntablism. And Norah Jones and Dale Crover, for some reason.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still blows my mind that this was on network TV.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Certainly not. The ad just happened to cross my feed the other day and it was so ick it made an impression on me.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That mfer does door dash commercials joking about getting arrested for theft.
Jameis wilson in an Instagram commercial for door dash.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't comment on him beyond his voice making a podcast instantly unlistenable to me. He may be a genius, idk. But I hate his voice.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Used to warm up on drums cycling through the weird ass time sigs on this album. Cornell was originally the drummer, you know.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember Robert Stetham, so going to have to disagree with the premise.
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swearclock ⌚︎ @swearclock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lie To Me Pinocchio You Wooden Bastard It's 1:00AM
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lmao the way that kid flops
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have a hunch my local mayor is deliberately following this model. Southerners default believe their taxes fall into the mayor's pocket so touting not just the big deals but "we fixed that sidewalk, put some sun shades up in the park, added a second paving crew" feels visionary.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm fifty-one and very gray. Runs in the family. But I'm not lumpy and disheveled.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's a blessing and a curse.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dawg
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just pooped for the fourth time today. Get on my level.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm a red blooded, sports enjoying American male, and even I felt condescended to by that Sweeny ad.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry is famous in the first place because of his love for an alien, so it's a bit of a heel turn.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grew some big ole sweet potatoes
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't call myself an abolitionist, but if you've ever known someone who went to prison, what happens to people who go there (and their families) often seems wildly disproportional to what put them there.
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🎃Squirmin Hellville🎃 @rhetorusrex.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my goodness that's rough
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